tessa 🧸
@uncleappa.bsky.social
Lesbian | aspiring butch | wifed up | she/they
Are you accepting roommates? I’ll bring my own hammer if banging is required
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Are you accepting roommates? I’ll bring my own hammer if banging is required
It's so stressful and he says the same thing so many times!! It's always the one that comes on in a crowded store when you're already overstimulated
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's so stressful and he says the same thing so many times!! It's always the one that comes on in a crowded store when you're already overstimulated
All of them. I am the #1 christmas music hater. Never met a christmas song I wanted to hear twice!! The repetition of that Paul McCartney one is particularly painful to me
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All of them. I am the #1 christmas music hater. Never met a christmas song I wanted to hear twice!! The repetition of that Paul McCartney one is particularly painful to me
chat trying to send you messages in the discord reactions
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
chat trying to send you messages in the discord reactions
all the color changes were a pilot test!! you are so brave!! kariskumquat!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
all the color changes were a pilot test!! you are so brave!! kariskumquat!!!!
This happy lil angel I got at a Christmas market in Austria!!
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This happy lil angel I got at a Christmas market in Austria!!
“mandy is a bitch that shits” new sound alert for when mandy enters the chat
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“mandy is a bitch that shits” new sound alert for when mandy enters the chat
how did a christmas tree clock my internalized rage 😦
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
how did a christmas tree clock my internalized rage 😦
Honored to be of service
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Honored to be of service
Bonus: dog in snow pants. Took a little getting used to, but she was happily running by the end! And no snowballs stuck in her leg tufties!!
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bonus: dog in snow pants. Took a little getting used to, but she was happily running by the end! And no snowballs stuck in her leg tufties!!
Sending you so many hugs 🫂
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sending you so many hugs 🫂
(can you tell that paystub access and the perceived conspiracy of paystub access being denied with malicious intent is my favorite part of my job?)
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
(can you tell that paystub access and the perceived conspiracy of paystub access being denied with malicious intent is my favorite part of my job?)
You send them the name of the app or a link to the portal and they don’t know their password. You tell them to run a reset and they don’t know what email they registered under. You give them the email but they hate MFA and would rather their personal information be vulnerable than punch in a code 🫠
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You send them the name of the app or a link to the portal and they don’t know their password. You tell them to run a reset and they don’t know what email they registered under. You give them the email but they hate MFA and would rather their personal information be vulnerable than punch in a code 🫠
I will meet your enemies in the mines 🔪
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I will meet your enemies in the mines 🔪
Damn and to think I’m missing out on this business opportunity by remaining childless…
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Damn and to think I’m missing out on this business opportunity by remaining childless…
caitlyn kiramman save me now
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
caitlyn kiramman save me now