DJ Uncle Fishbits
@unclefishbits.bsky.social
Not that kind of DJ. Resident circa '05: Science Humanism Philosophy Skepticism. Dogs. Transparency / Privacy / Art / Photo. Incessant Rambling, Arcane Minutia.
Hotel guy, love economics, not much tech.
Where I'm at! https://linktr.ee/unclefishbits
Hotel guy, love economics, not much tech.
Where I'm at! https://linktr.ee/unclefishbits
Pinned
Tech has really ruined a lot, but the next frontier of not ruining things is medical.
Nobel prize for mRNA vaccines is appropriate.
www.pennmedicine.org/mrna
Initial mRNA vaccines being worked on with this technique.
This list, from the above website, is LITERALLY WHAT THE VACCINES WILL CURE:
Nobel prize for mRNA vaccines is appropriate.
www.pennmedicine.org/mrna
Initial mRNA vaccines being worked on with this technique.
This list, from the above website, is LITERALLY WHAT THE VACCINES WILL CURE:
85 years later, people mostly still really hate Nazis. Yes, a microcosm of Americans are not rooting for Indiana Jones.
Those in & around the administration are morons looking at short-term plays.
The long ball consequences of their legacy will be disastrously unkind. I know it doesn't help now.
Those in & around the administration are morons looking at short-term plays.
The long ball consequences of their legacy will be disastrously unkind. I know it doesn't help now.
An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president.
Just fucking pathetic.
Just fucking pathetic.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
85 years later, people mostly still really hate Nazis. Yes, a microcosm of Americans are not rooting for Indiana Jones.
Those in & around the administration are morons looking at short-term plays.
The long ball consequences of their legacy will be disastrously unkind. I know it doesn't help now.
Those in & around the administration are morons looking at short-term plays.
The long ball consequences of their legacy will be disastrously unkind. I know it doesn't help now.
Take it or leave it whether you believe there is good corporate governance, but Purina is investing in dog friendly domestic violence shelters because a lot of people apparently do not get out of bad situations earlier, because they can't leave with their pets. That seems important, and good.
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Take it or leave it whether you believe there is good corporate governance, but Purina is investing in dog friendly domestic violence shelters because a lot of people apparently do not get out of bad situations earlier, because they can't leave with their pets. That seems important, and good.
What ridiculous thing do you own that you can plug in, that you should not be able to plug in?
I have an umbrella, a water bottle, a book, a greeting card, and an ornament.
I have an umbrella, a water bottle, a book, a greeting card, and an ornament.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What ridiculous thing do you own that you can plug in, that you should not be able to plug in?
I have an umbrella, a water bottle, a book, a greeting card, and an ornament.
I have an umbrella, a water bottle, a book, a greeting card, and an ornament.
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Supreme Eternal Leader Americanbaşy, King of Greenland, Conqueror of Canada, gazes down upon his subjects.
Official statistics place inflation at negative 45%, GDP growth at 1488%, and “Gross National MAHAness” at 47 out of 10.
Official statistics place inflation at negative 45%, GDP growth at 1488%, and “Gross National MAHAness” at 47 out of 10.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Supreme Eternal Leader Americanbaşy, King of Greenland, Conqueror of Canada, gazes down upon his subjects.
Official statistics place inflation at negative 45%, GDP growth at 1488%, and “Gross National MAHAness” at 47 out of 10.
Official statistics place inflation at negative 45%, GDP growth at 1488%, and “Gross National MAHAness” at 47 out of 10.
What movie have you seen multiple times and don't remember one thing about it?
I tried to watch the new Jurassic Park a few times, & it reminds me of the GI Joe film Snake eyes, the best of the three, which I think I've seen probably 12 times because I don't remember one second of it. 😆 Give up!
I tried to watch the new Jurassic Park a few times, & it reminds me of the GI Joe film Snake eyes, the best of the three, which I think I've seen probably 12 times because I don't remember one second of it. 😆 Give up!
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What movie have you seen multiple times and don't remember one thing about it?
I tried to watch the new Jurassic Park a few times, & it reminds me of the GI Joe film Snake eyes, the best of the three, which I think I've seen probably 12 times because I don't remember one second of it. 😆 Give up!
I tried to watch the new Jurassic Park a few times, & it reminds me of the GI Joe film Snake eyes, the best of the three, which I think I've seen probably 12 times because I don't remember one second of it. 😆 Give up!
My Own Private Idaho Transfer
The Lost Boyz in the Hood
The Game Night
Nightmare on Elm Streetcar named Desire
The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
The Godfather of the Bride
Civil War of the Worlds
The Cat from Outer Space Jam
There's Something About Mary Poppins
Before Midnight Express
The Lost Boyz in the Hood
The Game Night
Nightmare on Elm Streetcar named Desire
The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
The Godfather of the Bride
Civil War of the Worlds
The Cat from Outer Space Jam
There's Something About Mary Poppins
Before Midnight Express
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Lost Weekend at Bernie's
The Lost Weekend at Bernie's
Insert a movie into another movie:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Miles to Graceland: The Movie
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My Own Private Idaho Transfer
The Lost Boyz in the Hood
The Game Night
Nightmare on Elm Streetcar named Desire
The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
The Godfather of the Bride
Civil War of the Worlds
The Cat from Outer Space Jam
There's Something About Mary Poppins
Before Midnight Express
The Lost Boyz in the Hood
The Game Night
Nightmare on Elm Streetcar named Desire
The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
The Godfather of the Bride
Civil War of the Worlds
The Cat from Outer Space Jam
There's Something About Mary Poppins
Before Midnight Express
What doesn't kill you might simply cripple you for life without any added strength.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What doesn't kill you might simply cripple you for life without any added strength.
SSecretary of War Crimes.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
SSecretary of War Crimes.
There's no line, obviously.
A pedophile is blowing up fisherman.
&
*Crickets*
A pedophile is blowing up fisherman.
&
*Crickets*
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There's no line, obviously.
A pedophile is blowing up fisherman.
&
*Crickets*
A pedophile is blowing up fisherman.
&
*Crickets*
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
having money is the most useful skill you can have, second most useful skill is being hot, third most useful skill is juggling
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."
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Tax the rich like we tax lottery winnings .
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tax the rich like we tax lottery winnings .
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This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. How it all began.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm. How it all began.
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This is amazing that it worked even briefly:
"Metaplanet, a Tokyo-based firm that in 2024 pivoted from hotel management to accumulating bitcoin"
"Metaplanet, a Tokyo-based firm that in 2024 pivoted from hotel management to accumulating bitcoin"
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is amazing that it worked even briefly:
"Metaplanet, a Tokyo-based firm that in 2024 pivoted from hotel management to accumulating bitcoin"
"Metaplanet, a Tokyo-based firm that in 2024 pivoted from hotel management to accumulating bitcoin"
Lol everyone is 12, And boys are always boys aka starting point for the tremors franchise
"When hiking one time over large boulders that involved pole vaulting, he suddenly had the thought, 'What if something was under the ground and I couldn’t get off this rock?'"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremors...
"When hiking one time over large boulders that involved pole vaulting, he suddenly had the thought, 'What if something was under the ground and I couldn’t get off this rock?'"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremors...
Tremors (1990 film) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Lol everyone is 12, And boys are always boys aka starting point for the tremors franchise
"When hiking one time over large boulders that involved pole vaulting, he suddenly had the thought, 'What if something was under the ground and I couldn’t get off this rock?'"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremors...
"When hiking one time over large boulders that involved pole vaulting, he suddenly had the thought, 'What if something was under the ground and I couldn’t get off this rock?'"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremors...
Kumail Nanjiani said the Sharknado franchise isn't necessarily realistic because the sharks would be dizzy and dead. @kumail.bsky.social fair assessment.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Kumail Nanjiani said the Sharknado franchise isn't necessarily realistic because the sharks would be dizzy and dead. @kumail.bsky.social fair assessment.
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Sen. Roger Marshall, on MS NOW, says he doesn't know the "details" and can't comment on Trump's pardon of a former Honduran leader who was convicted of major drug trafficking. That's the go-to move by GOP lawmakers these days: ignorance of things that they're being paid to know about.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sen. Roger Marshall, on MS NOW, says he doesn't know the "details" and can't comment on Trump's pardon of a former Honduran leader who was convicted of major drug trafficking. That's the go-to move by GOP lawmakers these days: ignorance of things that they're being paid to know about.
The end stop for conservativism is being uninformed or acting ignorant.
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The end stop for conservativism is being uninformed or acting ignorant.
Never trust anybody with access to petty cash.
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Never trust anybody with access to petty cash.
Kids will never know what it is like to experience a car backfiring.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Kids will never know what it is like to experience a car backfiring.
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Donald and Peter building the back deck at war crimes.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Donald and Peter building the back deck at war crimes.
Donald and Peter building the back deck at war crimes.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Donald and Peter building the back deck at war crimes.
Also please stop following ancient archaic vestigial traditions that make no sense. Sabering is always dumb, every time.
Also?
*Enjoy your champagne*... drink it out of a white wine glass. These flutes and coupe are for the birds and show boating charlatan, snake oiler, unimaginative bores.
Also?
*Enjoy your champagne*... drink it out of a white wine glass. These flutes and coupe are for the birds and show boating charlatan, snake oiler, unimaginative bores.
This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in the 30 years of food and beverage I have been around.
Sabering attempts are from desperate people needy for attention and drunken kitchen crews way too late on New Year's Eve.
But marketing a champagne saber to sit in your wine room is dumb & gross.
Sabering attempts are from desperate people needy for attention and drunken kitchen crews way too late on New Year's Eve.
But marketing a champagne saber to sit in your wine room is dumb & gross.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Also please stop following ancient archaic vestigial traditions that make no sense. Sabering is always dumb, every time.
Also?
*Enjoy your champagne*... drink it out of a white wine glass. These flutes and coupe are for the birds and show boating charlatan, snake oiler, unimaginative bores.
Also?
*Enjoy your champagne*... drink it out of a white wine glass. These flutes and coupe are for the birds and show boating charlatan, snake oiler, unimaginative bores.
This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in the 30 years of food and beverage I have been around.
Sabering attempts are from desperate people needy for attention and drunken kitchen crews way too late on New Year's Eve.
But marketing a champagne saber to sit in your wine room is dumb & gross.
Sabering attempts are from desperate people needy for attention and drunken kitchen crews way too late on New Year's Eve.
But marketing a champagne saber to sit in your wine room is dumb & gross.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in the 30 years of food and beverage I have been around.
Sabering attempts are from desperate people needy for attention and drunken kitchen crews way too late on New Year's Eve.
But marketing a champagne saber to sit in your wine room is dumb & gross.
Sabering attempts are from desperate people needy for attention and drunken kitchen crews way too late on New Year's Eve.
But marketing a champagne saber to sit in your wine room is dumb & gross.
Unless you're EU / Japan, it isn't some noble binary choice.
In USA, if you have to rely on public transportation you are significantly more troubled, marginalized, late, & things are precarious.
If it take 3 hours on public transportation vs 40 mins in a car, that is part of the equation. Sadly.
In USA, if you have to rely on public transportation you are significantly more troubled, marginalized, late, & things are precarious.
If it take 3 hours on public transportation vs 40 mins in a car, that is part of the equation. Sadly.
“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it”
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Unless you're EU / Japan, it isn't some noble binary choice.
In USA, if you have to rely on public transportation you are significantly more troubled, marginalized, late, & things are precarious.
If it take 3 hours on public transportation vs 40 mins in a car, that is part of the equation. Sadly.
In USA, if you have to rely on public transportation you are significantly more troubled, marginalized, late, & things are precarious.
If it take 3 hours on public transportation vs 40 mins in a car, that is part of the equation. Sadly.
Nepo-love is still love.
I just learnt that Cindy Crawford’s daughter is dating Richard Gere’s son and if they don’t get married I will probably die
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nepo-love is still love.