uncle knicknack
@uncleknicknack.bsky.social
never let a computer tell me shit
Pinned
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
im sorry i keep talking about judge dredd you didnt have to start making it real
Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years
Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years
The reforms are being brought in to tackle unprecedented delays in the Crown Court.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
im sorry i keep talking about judge dredd you didnt have to start making it real
ive been asked if i have my barbering kit on me at the pub, at parties, etc. im not edward sciissorhands bro i leave it in the shop
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
ive been asked if i have my barbering kit on me at the pub, at parties, etc. im not edward sciissorhands bro i leave it in the shop
he's a cunt but morrissey was really spitting when he said "i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now"
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
he's a cunt but morrissey was really spitting when he said "i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now"
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
me when i first moved in with the bestie: he cannot know i poop. i will not speak of my ablutions
me now (yelling from the other side of the flat): you ever take a shit that makes you feel lighter not just physically but, like, spiritually?
me now (yelling from the other side of the flat): you ever take a shit that makes you feel lighter not just physically but, like, spiritually?
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
me when i first moved in with the bestie: he cannot know i poop. i will not speak of my ablutions
me now (yelling from the other side of the flat): you ever take a shit that makes you feel lighter not just physically but, like, spiritually?
me now (yelling from the other side of the flat): you ever take a shit that makes you feel lighter not just physically but, like, spiritually?
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
did you know there's a modern version of winamp called wacup and it's compatible with old winamp skins and has a built in internet radio database? getwacup.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
did you know there's a modern version of winamp called wacup and it's compatible with old winamp skins and has a built in internet radio database? getwacup.com
not quite as bad as goodreads but man the reviewers on storygraph kind of hate reading huh
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
not quite as bad as goodreads but man the reviewers on storygraph kind of hate reading huh
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
throwing away my elder weeb card bc it took me until the end of the song to realise this Soft Jazz Rearrangement on NTS was one of the lupin iii themes
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
throwing away my elder weeb card bc it took me until the end of the song to realise this Soft Jazz Rearrangement on NTS was one of the lupin iii themes
Reposted by uncle knicknack
Reposted by uncle knicknack
I'm not easily distracted, you are! Welcome back to the Trash Book for 2025... Will I finish it in time??
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm not easily distracted, you are! Welcome back to the Trash Book for 2025... Will I finish it in time??
emo and goth are different things, fake shit op
Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
emo and goth are different things, fake shit op
"I'M HIM, I BEEN HIM, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM" pretty good daily affirmation tbh
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"I'M HIM, I BEEN HIM, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM" pretty good daily affirmation tbh