uncle knicknack
@uncleknicknack.bsky.social
never let a computer tell me shit
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Peter McCarthy, 2001
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Peter McCarthy, 2001
we simply have to stop reinventing "metrosexual"
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
we simply have to stop reinventing "metrosexual"
weird experience to have someone say "you should try stand-up" as an adult bc i heard it a lot as a child to mean "are you... diagnosed?"
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
weird experience to have someone say "you should try stand-up" as an adult bc i heard it a lot as a child to mean "are you... diagnosed?"
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Iโm sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Iโm sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
been stuck for something pithy to sticker around near Loathsome Terf Wizard Shit in my fair city but "ROWLING IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" solves that very cleanly
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
been stuck for something pithy to sticker around near Loathsome Terf Wizard Shit in my fair city but "ROWLING IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" solves that very cleanly
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a huge win everywhere for independent artists with 40 million subscribers
Mark โMarkiplierโ Fischbach shared an emotional moment with fans after his new movie, Iron Lung, managed to win big at the box office over the weekend. https://bit.ly/3ZLQnsX
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
a huge win everywhere for independent artists with 40 million subscribers
nah, i posted it in the clothes channel of da boat a lil bit back (doubt theyre on bsky but i am paranoid about using Brand Names, Online yknow)
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
nah, i posted it in the clothes channel of da boat a lil bit back (doubt theyre on bsky but i am paranoid about using Brand Names, Online yknow)
bro why is everything built shitty these days. i dont wanna put em on blast but this was an upcycled bag from a company thats supposed to reduce textile waste so im Extra Cheesed Off
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
bro why is everything built shitty these days. i dont wanna put em on blast but this was an upcycled bag from a company thats supposed to reduce textile waste so im Extra Cheesed Off
[gritting teeth, veins bursting out of my head] actually its good the backpack i bought started disintegrating after a month it gives me an opportunity to try sewing on new straps
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
[gritting teeth, veins bursting out of my head] actually its good the backpack i bought started disintegrating after a month it gives me an opportunity to try sewing on new straps
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February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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i was gonna say "uncle revealed to be a nephew" but Skrillex is probably uncle music these days huh
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i was gonna say "uncle revealed to be a nephew" but Skrillex is probably uncle music these days huh
sickening recollection i called the david bowie album "scary monsters and nice sprites" to a client sometime this week
January 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
sickening recollection i called the david bowie album "scary monsters and nice sprites" to a client sometime this week
self image so bad theyre calling it dysfiveia
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
self image so bad theyre calling it dysfiveia
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'Another Rainy Night In London' by Steve Scott
stevescott.com.au
stevescott.com.au
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
'Another Rainy Night In London' by Steve Scott
stevescott.com.au
stevescott.com.au
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Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Please, whoever you are, kill the Scamp before it causes any more trouble.
prize for me bc my boss said he wants me to do a little video for the shop insta and i said "im a little camera-shy" when i was thinking "i should fucking kms"
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
prize for me bc my boss said he wants me to do a little video for the shop insta and i said "im a little camera-shy" when i was thinking "i should fucking kms"
step 1 for leftist infosec: dont be fuckin putting your name and email into random unvetted databases
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
step 1 for leftist infosec: dont be fuckin putting your name and email into random unvetted databases
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January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
i forget was it you or another one of the gang who got in trouble in blaseball for saying "dont put your name and email in a google doc saying I Would Like To Learn About Leftist Infosec"
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
i forget was it you or another one of the gang who got in trouble in blaseball for saying "dont put your name and email in a google doc saying I Would Like To Learn About Leftist Infosec"
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EGG HEAD - โSkibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!โ
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
EGG HEAD - โSkibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!โ
one of my first fortresses i built a fucking huge tavern and let a whole mess of non-dwarf entertainers move in, at no point did i consider that i had to clothe them separately so eventually they were all fuckin naked
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
one of my first fortresses i built a fucking huge tavern and let a whole mess of non-dwarf entertainers move in, at no point did i consider that i had to clothe them separately so eventually they were all fuckin naked
