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Miranda
@unicorh.bsky.social
· May 25
I’m so tired rn I can feel myself becoming evil
One more “no it’s okay” away from genuinely crashing tf out 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
One more “no it’s okay” away from genuinely crashing tf out 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Everytime I open Snapchat I am absolutely baffled that mfs on there still use that shit like we’re in high school 😭 UR 25 WHY ARE YOU POSTING BLANK SCREENS, LAUGHING EMOJIS, AND DEPRESSION POETRY!!!
February 8, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Everytime I open Snapchat I am absolutely baffled that mfs on there still use that shit like we’re in high school 😭 UR 25 WHY ARE YOU POSTING BLANK SCREENS, LAUGHING EMOJIS, AND DEPRESSION POETRY!!!
When I tell my employees they can always come bother me on my lunch for help and then they actually come and bother me on my lunch
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
When I tell my employees they can always come bother me on my lunch for help and then they actually come and bother me on my lunch
Watching a movie with the lights on is actually criminal whyyyy does my cousin insist on it
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Watching a movie with the lights on is actually criminal whyyyy does my cousin insist on it
Genuinely not sure how many more L’s I can take
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Genuinely not sure how many more L’s I can take
Found out the hard way my friend was never trained in the art of picture taking… might have to work on this
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Found out the hard way my friend was never trained in the art of picture taking… might have to work on this
My music never has to be on shuffle bc tell me why flightless bird was playing only to then immediately be followed by a milli by lil Wayne and those just live next to each other
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My music never has to be on shuffle bc tell me why flightless bird was playing only to then immediately be followed by a milli by lil Wayne and those just live next to each other
Happy to report I still have insane air hockey skills 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Happy to report I still have insane air hockey skills 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Just covered my hands in peroxide and it literally felt like I was burning my hands in fire so like that’s cool ig
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Just covered my hands in peroxide and it literally felt like I was burning my hands in fire so like that’s cool ig
Just saw the trailer for this new Billie eilish movie and now I’m pissed off… fuck ass opps man, men ruin everything
January 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Just saw the trailer for this new Billie eilish movie and now I’m pissed off… fuck ass opps man, men ruin everything
Just asked a friend if she thinks the opposite of manscaping is called ladyscaping and she asks “Is that when a man over explains things?” I said no she said “ohh so like when I man sits with his legs spread out???” I said there’s no way
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Just asked a friend if she thinks the opposite of manscaping is called ladyscaping and she asks “Is that when a man over explains things?” I said no she said “ohh so like when I man sits with his legs spread out???” I said there’s no way
Brat summer this brat summer that… I can feel the cruel summer defrosting 😞😞
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Brat summer this brat summer that… I can feel the cruel summer defrosting 😞😞
Getting yelled at for saying “if ur not fluent in Spanish by Feb 8th you can’t come to the Super Bowl party” whole fam mad at me now
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Getting yelled at for saying “if ur not fluent in Spanish by Feb 8th you can’t come to the Super Bowl party” whole fam mad at me now
Alr I gotta leave football behind bc why the fuck am I tearing up at the 2min warning whistle like I’m on the verge of crash out rn
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Alr I gotta leave football behind bc why the fuck am I tearing up at the 2min warning whistle like I’m on the verge of crash out rn
Left my new Connor storrie photo card at the science museum, should I end it all ?
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Left my new Connor storrie photo card at the science museum, should I end it all ?
It genuinely baffles me when I actually sit and think about how quickly I was able to learn so much about f1 and hockey in so little time … like my special interest ability goes kinda crazy sometimes (never beating the allegations)
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
It genuinely baffles me when I actually sit and think about how quickly I was able to learn so much about f1 and hockey in so little time … like my special interest ability goes kinda crazy sometimes (never beating the allegations)
Filling the blender bottle with ice coffee
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Filling the blender bottle with ice coffee
Hmm just got told “dude I’m sorry ur not giving nonchalant, your autistic”
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hmm just got told “dude I’m sorry ur not giving nonchalant, your autistic”
The signs I’ve been getting convincing me to get the tattoo I want soooo baddddd it’s not even funny I nEED IT BAD
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The signs I’ve been getting convincing me to get the tattoo I want soooo baddddd it’s not even funny I nEED IT BAD
Beginning of the year always means my family likes to fully utilize my ability to throw literally anything in the trash. “Cleaning” and it’s me not thinking twice about tossing most possessions…
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Beginning of the year always means my family likes to fully utilize my ability to throw literally anything in the trash. “Cleaning” and it’s me not thinking twice about tossing most possessions…
Always need to be in 10 places at once. Overwhelmed final boss and my fucking shoes are too tight.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Always need to be in 10 places at once. Overwhelmed final boss and my fucking shoes are too tight.
2026 goal: stop being such a fucking idiot
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
2026 goal: stop being such a fucking idiot
Me watching Jeremy John’s top 10 of 2025 and realizing I’ve been watching him for so long and our lists are still so similar movie wise 😭
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me watching Jeremy John’s top 10 of 2025 and realizing I’ve been watching him for so long and our lists are still so similar movie wise 😭
Attempting to actually use some of my blank notebooks instead of buying new ones this year so mini journal it is for 2026!
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Attempting to actually use some of my blank notebooks instead of buying new ones this year so mini journal it is for 2026!
Just drank an entire glass of milk and was yelling “nothing is real nothing matters” on the phone to my friend… I really am dooming rn 😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just drank an entire glass of milk and was yelling “nothing is real nothing matters” on the phone to my friend… I really am dooming rn 😭😭