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Miranda
@unicorh.bsky.social
· May 25
I’m so tired rn I can feel myself becoming evil
Just asked a friend if she thinks the opposite of manscaping is called ladyscaping and she asks “Is that when a man over explains things?” I said no she said “ohh so like when I man sits with his legs spread out???” I said there’s no way
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Just asked a friend if she thinks the opposite of manscaping is called ladyscaping and she asks “Is that when a man over explains things?” I said no she said “ohh so like when I man sits with his legs spread out???” I said there’s no way
Brat summer this brat summer that… I can feel the cruel summer defrosting 😞😞
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Brat summer this brat summer that… I can feel the cruel summer defrosting 😞😞
Getting yelled at for saying “if ur not fluent in Spanish by Feb 8th you can’t come to the Super Bowl party” whole fam mad at me now
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Getting yelled at for saying “if ur not fluent in Spanish by Feb 8th you can’t come to the Super Bowl party” whole fam mad at me now
Alr I gotta leave football behind bc why the fuck am I tearing up at the 2min warning whistle like I’m on the verge of crash out rn
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Alr I gotta leave football behind bc why the fuck am I tearing up at the 2min warning whistle like I’m on the verge of crash out rn
Left my new Connor storrie photo card at the science museum, should I end it all ?
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Left my new Connor storrie photo card at the science museum, should I end it all ?
It genuinely baffles me when I actually sit and think about how quickly I was able to learn so much about f1 and hockey in so little time … like my special interest ability goes kinda crazy sometimes (never beating the allegations)
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
It genuinely baffles me when I actually sit and think about how quickly I was able to learn so much about f1 and hockey in so little time … like my special interest ability goes kinda crazy sometimes (never beating the allegations)
Filling the blender bottle with ice coffee
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Filling the blender bottle with ice coffee
Hmm just got told “dude I’m sorry ur not giving nonchalant, your autistic”
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hmm just got told “dude I’m sorry ur not giving nonchalant, your autistic”
The signs I’ve been getting convincing me to get the tattoo I want soooo baddddd it’s not even funny I nEED IT BAD
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The signs I’ve been getting convincing me to get the tattoo I want soooo baddddd it’s not even funny I nEED IT BAD
Beginning of the year always means my family likes to fully utilize my ability to throw literally anything in the trash. “Cleaning” and it’s me not thinking twice about tossing most possessions…
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Beginning of the year always means my family likes to fully utilize my ability to throw literally anything in the trash. “Cleaning” and it’s me not thinking twice about tossing most possessions…
Always need to be in 10 places at once. Overwhelmed final boss and my fucking shoes are too tight.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Always need to be in 10 places at once. Overwhelmed final boss and my fucking shoes are too tight.
2026 goal: stop being such a fucking idiot
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
2026 goal: stop being such a fucking idiot
Me watching Jeremy John’s top 10 of 2025 and realizing I’ve been watching him for so long and our lists are still so similar movie wise 😭
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me watching Jeremy John’s top 10 of 2025 and realizing I’ve been watching him for so long and our lists are still so similar movie wise 😭
Attempting to actually use some of my blank notebooks instead of buying new ones this year so mini journal it is for 2026!
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Attempting to actually use some of my blank notebooks instead of buying new ones this year so mini journal it is for 2026!
Just drank an entire glass of milk and was yelling “nothing is real nothing matters” on the phone to my friend… I really am dooming rn 😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just drank an entire glass of milk and was yelling “nothing is real nothing matters” on the phone to my friend… I really am dooming rn 😭😭
The amount of Disneyland Christmas videos I’ve been getting :( im not manifesting hard enough I need to be there
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The amount of Disneyland Christmas videos I’ve been getting :( im not manifesting hard enough I need to be there
Vitamin C maxxing im so scared
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Vitamin C maxxing im so scared
Bed is too cozy rn what if I called out
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bed is too cozy rn what if I called out
Just got a Finn wolfhard edit to a Melanie Martinez song on my fyp?? What in the fucking world?!?
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just got a Finn wolfhard edit to a Melanie Martinez song on my fyp?? What in the fucking world?!?
I need to go ice skating before I explode omg
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I need to go ice skating before I explode omg
Just opened my journal and flipped back to read my first entry of this year… and my god it’s just one thing after another always
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just opened my journal and flipped back to read my first entry of this year… and my god it’s just one thing after another always
What the actual fuck could possibly be so bad that I’m getting sleep paralysis every fucking night again
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What the actual fuck could possibly be so bad that I’m getting sleep paralysis every fucking night again
What the actual fuck is causing these nightmares
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What the actual fuck is causing these nightmares
I imagine me talking freely for 30 straight mins non stop about anything in my brain gives me the same rush that a line of coke would
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I imagine me talking freely for 30 straight mins non stop about anything in my brain gives me the same rush that a line of coke would