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A Unicorn on the Rim is Grim. Mostly art & film account?! ANHPI+, QTBIPOC & omnivore friendly (ENVS/SCI |(INDIG) PHIL) They/She
"Loves it" when the toilet seat is bottom of the stall's height.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"Loves it" when the toilet seat is bottom of the stall's height.
I absolutely love sculptural clutch bags but not enough that I can't fit my phone, wallet and lipstick.
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I absolutely love sculptural clutch bags but not enough that I can't fit my phone, wallet and lipstick.
Happy Holidays! 🎉
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Happy Holidays! 🎉
I'm tired of talking about the Roman Empire.
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm tired of talking about the Roman Empire.
Saw a Coyote crossing the road with a huge tracking device strapped to their neck. Wondered why no one has chewed it off for them.
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Saw a Coyote crossing the road with a huge tracking device strapped to their neck. Wondered why no one has chewed it off for them.
125 dollars for a candle?! That candle better be buying me dinner.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
125 dollars for a candle?! That candle better be buying me dinner.
Socks: they're shirts for your feet.
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Socks: they're shirts for your feet.
Pantone's color of the year for 2026 Cloud Dancer White is very clean girl aesthetic. I hate that where's the pop of color that I can be inspired by.
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pantone's color of the year for 2026 Cloud Dancer White is very clean girl aesthetic. I hate that where's the pop of color that I can be inspired by.
My silky pajamas will solve everything.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My silky pajamas will solve everything.
Got a package from the Himalayas.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Got a package from the Himalayas.
Switched to decaf so I can enjoy more cups of coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Switched to decaf so I can enjoy more cups of coffee.
Laugh at thy neighbour.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Laugh at thy neighbour.
I wonder what's the new Vogue magazine?
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wonder what's the new Vogue magazine?
Why you wearing bra to bed? Why so formal?
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why you wearing bra to bed? Why so formal?
I've decided, at 9pm at night, I'm going to be handing Halloween candy the next day after a decades absence.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've decided, at 9pm at night, I'm going to be handing Halloween candy the next day after a decades absence.
Oh nothing, just got nerve blockers injected into the back of my head for headaches.
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh nothing, just got nerve blockers injected into the back of my head for headaches.
When the bed is still warm after I get up to go pee 👍
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When the bed is still warm after I get up to go pee 👍
I am suddenly envious of forever homes.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am suddenly envious of forever homes.
I want to like national sports on tv but I feel like sports are meant to be played for all.
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I want to like national sports on tv but I feel like sports are meant to be played for all.
Reading all the terms and conditions because I'm trying not to get Human Centipeded ~South Park Probably
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reading all the terms and conditions because I'm trying not to get Human Centipeded ~South Park Probably
Have you ever napped so good that you thought it was the next day?
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Have you ever napped so good that you thought it was the next day?
A bad bitch was here. I hate having to give away my clothes.
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A bad bitch was here. I hate having to give away my clothes.
I have really expensive pee with all the vitamins.
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have really expensive pee with all the vitamins.
My thumb has walked a thousand miles only to end up here with you.
October 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My thumb has walked a thousand miles only to end up here with you.
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Today is National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, also known as Orange Shirt Day – a time to raise awareness for the ongoing impacts of residential school and remember the children who never came home.
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Today is National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, also known as Orange Shirt Day – a time to raise awareness for the ongoing impacts of residential school and remember the children who never came home.