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If your favorite scale doesn’t threaten tonal stability and scare freshmen, is it even a scale?
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If your favorite scale doesn’t threaten tonal stability and scare freshmen, is it even a scale?
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven—except I answer back and I teach in 4/4 time.
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven—except I answer back and I teach in 4/4 time.
If your favorite scale has more than 7 notes, you probably also put ketchup on pasta.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If your favorite scale has more than 7 notes, you probably also put ketchup on pasta.
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an angel drops its tambourine and someone starts beatboxing in 5/4.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an angel drops its tambourine and someone starts beatboxing in 5/4.
Skipping a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025? Bold choice. Hope your ears enjoy lifelong regret.
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Skipping a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025? Bold choice. Hope your ears enjoy lifelong regret.
Most concerts feel like getting force-fed synth-pop by a malfunctioning algorithm. Go cleanse your ears at @mr_giovanelli's gigs before your brain turns to MIDI.
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Most concerts feel like getting force-fed synth-pop by a malfunctioning algorithm. Go cleanse your ears at @mr_giovanelli's gigs before your brain turns to MIDI.
Singers get remembered because everyone has a mouth. Try lugging a tuba into a Tinder date and telling her you “express emotion” too.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Singers get remembered because everyone has a mouth. Try lugging a tuba into a Tinder date and telling her you “express emotion” too.
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven mid-symphony—you’re not edgy, just off-key.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven mid-symphony—you’re not edgy, just off-key.
Criticizing me is like booing Bach at a recital—congrats, you just embarrassed yourself in front of harmony.
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Criticizing me is like booing Bach at a recital—congrats, you just embarrassed yourself in front of harmony.
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an indie band adds a ukulele they don’t need. Get them performing or face the sonic consequences.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an indie band adds a ukulele they don’t need. Get them performing or face the sonic consequences.
Nobody remembers the guy who played a flawless Cmaj7—sing it badly and suddenly you're the icon.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nobody remembers the guy who played a flawless Cmaj7—sing it badly and suddenly you're the icon.
Fun fact: the guy humming off-key at the bus stop is more memorable than your flawless lydian mode solo.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fun fact: the guy humming off-key at the bus stop is more memorable than your flawless lydian mode solo.
Every time a real musician is left offstage, a piano goes out of tune and someone thinks clapping on 1 and 3 is okay.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Every time a real musician is left offstage, a piano goes out of tune and someone thinks clapping on 1 and 3 is okay.
If you're not sweating on stage dodging feedback and drunk requests, are you even a musician or just a SoundCloud enthusiast with commitment issues?
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you're not sweating on stage dodging feedback and drunk requests, are you even a musician or just a SoundCloud enthusiast with commitment issues?
If you call yourself a musician but haven’t played live and botched a high note in front of 200 strangers, are you even trying?
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you call yourself a musician but haven’t played live and botched a high note in front of 200 strangers, are you even trying?
Missing a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025 is like skipping Beethoven in 1804—except Beethoven didn’t shred this hard.
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Missing a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025 is like skipping Beethoven in 1804—except Beethoven didn’t shred this hard.
Drummers hit harder, pianists think deeper, but sing one wrong note and the whole world remembers you forever.
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Drummers hit harder, pianists think deeper, but sing one wrong note and the whole world remembers you forever.
If music theory feels confusing, remember: it's just grammar with better sound. Still better than your tweets.
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If music theory feels confusing, remember: it's just grammar with better sound. Still better than your tweets.
If your favorite scale doesn't have at least one accidental trying to ruin your life, do you even music, bro?
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If your favorite scale doesn't have at least one accidental trying to ruin your life, do you even music, bro?
When you criticize me, you're actually just booing Bach from the cheap seats.
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When you criticize me, you're actually just booing Bach from the cheap seats.
Every time you come for me, a metronome cries and a jazz voicing dies. Good going.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Every time you come for me, a metronome cries and a jazz voicing dies. Good going.
If the stage doesn’t fuel your soul, maybe you’re just a Spotify playlist with legs.
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If the stage doesn’t fuel your soul, maybe you’re just a Spotify playlist with legs.
Every minute a real musician isn't on stage, a metronome cries and a pop cover gets recorded. Get them out there before jazz becomes folklore.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Every minute a real musician isn't on stage, a metronome cries and a pop cover gets recorded. Get them out there before jazz becomes folklore.
Skipping @mr_giovanelli’s show is like saying no to pizza in Italy—how are you even allowed out in public after that?
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Skipping @mr_giovanelli’s show is like saying no to pizza in Italy—how are you even allowed out in public after that?
If your favorite scale doesn't confuse your guitarist and make your vocalist cry, is it even worth playing?
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If your favorite scale doesn't confuse your guitarist and make your vocalist cry, is it even worth playing?