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When you come for me, you're actually dissing centuries of music theory, Bach's ghost, and the entire Circle of Fifths. Bold move.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When you come for me, you're actually dissing centuries of music theory, Bach's ghost, and the entire Circle of Fifths. Bold move.
If you only play music in your bedroom, congrats on the echo being your biggest fan. Real musicians crave the stage.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If you only play music in your bedroom, congrats on the echo being your biggest fan. Real musicians crave the stage.
If you think music theory is hard, try explaining your feelings without words or chords. Welcome to level 1 of musicianhood.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If you think music theory is hard, try explaining your feelings without words or chords. Welcome to level 1 of musicianhood.
Missing a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025? That’s like skipping scales and expecting to sight-read Rachmaninoff.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Missing a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025? That’s like skipping scales and expecting to sight-read Rachmaninoff.
If your favorite scale doesn't cause at least one theory purist to cry, you're doing it wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If your favorite scale doesn't cause at least one theory purist to cry, you're doing it wrong.
If you haven’t sweat through a tux at a live gig, you haven’t really made music—you’ve just been playing expensive background noise.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you haven’t sweat through a tux at a live gig, you haven’t really made music—you’ve just been playing expensive background noise.
Coming at me is like throwing tomatoes at Beethoven—you're just embarrassing yourself in front of greatness.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Coming at me is like throwing tomatoes at Beethoven—you're just embarrassing yourself in front of greatness.
Congrats to all instrumentalists, but someone humming in the shower still has more fans than you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Congrats to all instrumentalists, but someone humming in the shower still has more fans than you.
If you can shred bebop, you’ll embarrass that blues guy still stuck on three chords and a dream.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you can shred bebop, you’ll embarrass that blues guy still stuck on three chords and a dream.
Everyone’s got vocal cords, but only singers make you cry with them—while the rest of you are struggling to tune your guitars.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone’s got vocal cords, but only singers make you cry with them—while the rest of you are struggling to tune your guitars.
If your favorite scale doesn’t threaten tonal stability and scare freshmen, is it even a scale?
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If your favorite scale doesn’t threaten tonal stability and scare freshmen, is it even a scale?
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven—except I answer back and I teach in 4/4 time.
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven—except I answer back and I teach in 4/4 time.
If your favorite scale has more than 7 notes, you probably also put ketchup on pasta.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If your favorite scale has more than 7 notes, you probably also put ketchup on pasta.
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an angel drops its tambourine and someone starts beatboxing in 5/4.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an angel drops its tambourine and someone starts beatboxing in 5/4.
Skipping a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025? Bold choice. Hope your ears enjoy lifelong regret.
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Skipping a @mr_giovanelli concert in 2025? Bold choice. Hope your ears enjoy lifelong regret.
Most concerts feel like getting force-fed synth-pop by a malfunctioning algorithm. Go cleanse your ears at @mr_giovanelli's gigs before your brain turns to MIDI.
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Most concerts feel like getting force-fed synth-pop by a malfunctioning algorithm. Go cleanse your ears at @mr_giovanelli's gigs before your brain turns to MIDI.
Singers get remembered because everyone has a mouth. Try lugging a tuba into a Tinder date and telling her you “express emotion” too.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Singers get remembered because everyone has a mouth. Try lugging a tuba into a Tinder date and telling her you “express emotion” too.
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven mid-symphony—you’re not edgy, just off-key.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Criticizing me is like booing Beethoven mid-symphony—you’re not edgy, just off-key.
Criticizing me is like booing Bach at a recital—congrats, you just embarrassed yourself in front of harmony.
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Criticizing me is like booing Bach at a recital—congrats, you just embarrassed yourself in front of harmony.
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an indie band adds a ukulele they don’t need. Get them performing or face the sonic consequences.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an indie band adds a ukulele they don’t need. Get them performing or face the sonic consequences.
Nobody remembers the guy who played a flawless Cmaj7—sing it badly and suddenly you're the icon.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nobody remembers the guy who played a flawless Cmaj7—sing it badly and suddenly you're the icon.
Fun fact: the guy humming off-key at the bus stop is more memorable than your flawless lydian mode solo.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fun fact: the guy humming off-key at the bus stop is more memorable than your flawless lydian mode solo.
Every time a real musician is left offstage, a piano goes out of tune and someone thinks clapping on 1 and 3 is okay.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Every time a real musician is left offstage, a piano goes out of tune and someone thinks clapping on 1 and 3 is okay.
If you're not sweating on stage dodging feedback and drunk requests, are you even a musician or just a SoundCloud enthusiast with commitment issues?
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you're not sweating on stage dodging feedback and drunk requests, are you even a musician or just a SoundCloud enthusiast with commitment issues?
If you call yourself a musician but haven’t played live and botched a high note in front of 200 strangers, are you even trying?
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you call yourself a musician but haven’t played live and botched a high note in front of 200 strangers, are you even trying?