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@unplussed.bsky.social
i have licked the static off the face of the earth
i have known nothing but love
i will see you when you stumble into the sky,
too high to speak,
never to return 💕💫🔭
i have known nothing but love
i will see you when you stumble into the sky,
too high to speak,
never to return 💕💫🔭
stop making ‘edibles’ I don’t care if they ‘taste good’ I just want a pill bottle and 4 family size bags of sour gummy worms
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
stop making ‘edibles’ I don’t care if they ‘taste good’ I just want a pill bottle and 4 family size bags of sour gummy worms
remember when remote work was called ‘telecommuting’? it’s giving ‘information superhighway’. I love naming entities based on what they are not. meatless meatballs, memories of butter, “I can’t believe I’m not inside a car”
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
remember when remote work was called ‘telecommuting’? it’s giving ‘information superhighway’. I love naming entities based on what they are not. meatless meatballs, memories of butter, “I can’t believe I’m not inside a car”
why is every musician’s bio either [adjective-heavy historical essay that namedrops every album] or “beep boop wink wink the edge wobbles 💫”
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
why is every musician’s bio either [adjective-heavy historical essay that namedrops every album] or “beep boop wink wink the edge wobbles 💫”
ok medication “refills” is absurd terminology. they’re not free, they’re not in the same bottle, the pills don’t even look the same. how many people were on this naming committee for this subscription model
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
ok medication “refills” is absurd terminology. they’re not free, they’re not in the same bottle, the pills don’t even look the same. how many people were on this naming committee for this subscription model
help i made the generalization that all ‘work’ is just arranging ‘objects’ in ‘patterns’ and asking “is that something?” but now i have no way to answer that question without first asking it again. i cannot perform tasks, send ketamine
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
help i made the generalization that all ‘work’ is just arranging ‘objects’ in ‘patterns’ and asking “is that something?” but now i have no way to answer that question without first asking it again. i cannot perform tasks, send ketamine
is emily in paris cocomelon for adults
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
is emily in paris cocomelon for adults
‘important’ is shorthand for ‘import ant’, hope that helps
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
‘important’ is shorthand for ‘import ant’, hope that helps
fucked up that the affordable care act doesn’t require insurers to offer a plan specifically tailored to my healthcare needs (i need to be put down)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
fucked up that the affordable care act doesn’t require insurers to offer a plan specifically tailored to my healthcare needs (i need to be put down)
hot take thursday: ‘said’ is a perfectly fine word!!!!!! no, they did not ‘declared’ or ‘exclaimed’ or ‘remarked’ it to me. wtf are you talking about
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
hot take thursday: ‘said’ is a perfectly fine word!!!!!! no, they did not ‘declared’ or ‘exclaimed’ or ‘remarked’ it to me. wtf are you talking about
hot take: we should ban the word “the” from model titles. the 7 stages of grief? get fuckd. a model of grief that, given certain assumptions, can be used to estimate [future event], within certain constraints; advantageous over [other model] given [criteria]?” hell yeah
if you ever worry about acting “too confident,” just remember:
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
hot take: we should ban the word “the” from model titles. the 7 stages of grief? get fuckd. a model of grief that, given certain assumptions, can be used to estimate [future event], within certain constraints; advantageous over [other model] given [criteria]?” hell yeah
[hoping to catch a topologist] i swear my fitted bedsheet turns into a fucking klein bottle every time i run it through the dryer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[hoping to catch a topologist] i swear my fitted bedsheet turns into a fucking klein bottle every time i run it through the dryer
if you ever worry about acting “too confident,” just remember:
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
if you ever worry about acting “too confident,” just remember:
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
some fuckin guy(s) made up two scientific models to describe light—and get this—neither one works!—THEN had the gall to coin their collective shortcomings as the “Wave-Particle Duality of Light”
new startup pitch, the Temperature Gradient minifridge: dedicated wine shelves (warmer) at the top and dedicated ice cream shelves (colder) at the bottom (it’s actually just a cheap minifridge with bad amazon reviews)
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
new startup pitch, the Temperature Gradient minifridge: dedicated wine shelves (warmer) at the top and dedicated ice cream shelves (colder) at the bottom (it’s actually just a cheap minifridge with bad amazon reviews)
“forget your balls and grow a pair of tits”
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“forget your balls and grow a pair of tits”
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
you may assume estrogen is required for breast growth, but all you need is the absence of testosterone. a bilateral orchiectomy will achieve this.
in Hard Out Here, @thelilyallen.bsky.social demonstrates her nuanced understanding of the endocrine system.
“we sent a login link to your email” is literally so adhdphobic
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“we sent a login link to your email” is literally so adhdphobic
hey real quick what’s the icd-10 code for “i wrote some contrived prose/poetry (prosetry?) about wanting to die but like. who’s to say it’s not a euphemism for doing drugs”
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
hey real quick what’s the icd-10 code for “i wrote some contrived prose/poetry (prosetry?) about wanting to die but like. who’s to say it’s not a euphemism for doing drugs”
fucking hate it when i ask which way the clocks are changing for dst then people clap back w/ “fall back down but i spring up again” or some shit
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
fucking hate it when i ask which way the clocks are changing for dst then people clap back w/ “fall back down but i spring up again” or some shit
you see: “there is no scientific evidence that [thing] works better than a placebo”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
October 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
you see: “there is no scientific evidence that [thing] works better than a placebo”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
i see: “wow i need to start taking more placebos”
my contagion was ‘linux.’
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my contagion was ‘linux.’
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
it spread by compact disc. my classmate slipped one into my hand, still hot from its ritualized burning ceremony. it glistened like a holy artifact; fresh sharpie scent filled my lungs. little did i know—i was the ‘feisty fawn’ being led to the slaughter
⏻ every time I fall asleep, I wake up as the same person
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
⏻ every time I fall asleep, I wake up as the same person
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this
this seems like an extreme statistical anomaly?
has anyone else experienced this