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Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul - Unsourced News
First Lady Melania Trump today unveiled her final White House Christmas decoration theme: "The Emptiness of the Human Soul."
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November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to “Start Them All Right Now!”
Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to "Start Them All Right Now!" - Unsourced News
Pete Hegseth announced that the best way to ensure lasting global peace is to simply start every possible war immediately.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to “Start Them All Right Now!”
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks - Unsourced News
The Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Trump has been arrested days later for allegedly soliciting underage chicks.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks
Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month
Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month - Unsourced News
A new poll has revealed that Mamdani is most popular among renters, cyclists, and residents who've recently shouted “I’m walkin’ here!”
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November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Polls Show Mamdani Most Popular Among Renters, Cyclists, and People Who’ve Yelled “I’m Walkin’ Here!” in the Last Month
Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism
Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism - Unsourced News
The U.S. Coast Guard announced that the classic “Mom” tattoo will now be classified as “Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism.”
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November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism
White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast”
White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast” - Unsourced News
The White House reassured the public that the pipeline project will have “minimal impact on animals that can run fast.”
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November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
White House Says New Pipeline Through Endangered Species Refuge Will Have Minimal Impact on “Animals That Can Run Fast”
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and Anthropomorphic Sharpie Observed Outside DoJ as Epstein Review Begins
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and Anthropomorphic Sharpie Observed Outside DoJ as Epstein Review Begins - Unsourced News
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and a Sharpie were sharing a cigarette behind the DoJ just minutes before the GOP’s Epstein file review began.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and Anthropomorphic Sharpie Observed Outside DoJ as Epstein Review Begins
Executive Order Establishes National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons
Executive Order Establishes National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons - Unsourced News
President Trump this week signed an Executive Order establishing a National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Executive Order Establishes National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop - Unsourced News
The entire global economy is now running on a single overheating Nvidia GPU and an army of AI models trained exclusively on Reddit slop
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November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
MBS Gifts Trump a “Journalist Grade” Bone Saw on First Visit to US Since Khashoggi Murder #satire #MBS #humor #politicalsatire
MBS Gifts Trump a "Journalist Grade" Bone Saw on First Visit to US Since Khashoggi Murder - Unsourced News
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman(MBS) arrived in Washington bearing a limited-edition, gold-plated, “Journalist Grade” bone saw.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
MBS Gifts Trump a “Journalist Grade” Bone Saw on First Visit to US Since Khashoggi Murder #satire #MBS #humor #politicalsatire
Hated by Liberals for Years, Marjorie Taylor Greene Suddenly Needs Security After Being Hated by MAGA for a Day
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Hated by Liberals for Years, Marjorie Taylor Greene Suddenly Needs Security After Being Hated by MAGA for a Day - Unsourced News
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has hired a full security detail after a single, terrifying day of disapproval from the MAGA base
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November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hated by Liberals for Years, Marjorie Taylor Greene Suddenly Needs Security After Being Hated by MAGA for a Day
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#satire #humor #MTG #Trump #politicalsatire
Trump Calls for Release of Both Pages of the Epstein File That Don’t Mention His Name #Satire #humor #EpsteinFiles
Trump Calls for Release of Both Pages of the Epstein File That Don't Mention His Name - Unsourced News
President Donald Trump has called for the full release of the two Epstein File pages that allegedly do not mention him.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Trump Calls for Release of Both Pages of the Epstein File That Don’t Mention His Name #Satire #humor #EpsteinFiles
Disney+ Unveils $89 ‘Ad-Free, Content-Free’ Subscription Tier for Subscribers Who Forgot to Cancel
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Disney+ Unveils $89 ‘Ad-Free, Content-Free’ Subscription Tier for Subscribers Who Forgot to Cancel - Unsourced News
DisneyPlus has announced a brand-new $89 monthly tier officially named DisneyMinus™, with no content, no ads, no menus, and no thumbnails.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
White House Announces ‘Operation: Look Over There!’ Days Before Epstein Files Hit the Internet
White House Announces 'Operation: Look Over There!' Days Before Epstein Files Hit the Internet - Unsourced News
In an announcement that officials insist is “completely unrelated” to the the Epstein files, Trump unveiled Operation: Look Over There!
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November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
White House Announces ‘Operation: Look Over There!’ Days Before Epstein Files Hit the Internet
Grok Update Adds Ability to Mansplain Even When No One Asked a Question
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Grok Update Adds Ability to Mansplain Even When No One Asked a Question - Unsourced News
Developers at X announced that the newest update to Grok now includes a fully automated unsolicited mansplaining module.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Grok Update Adds Ability to Mansplain Even When No One Asked a Question
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#satire #humor #politicalsatire #Grok
Trump Claims He Only Knew Epstein Socially, Biblically, Geographically, Financially, and Telepathically, But Not Personally
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Trump Claims He Only Knew Epstein Socially, Biblically, Geographically, Financially, and Telepathically, But Not Personally - Unsourced News
President Trump claimed he “only knew him socially, biblically, geographically, financially, and telepathically. But not personally.”
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November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump Claims He Only Knew Epstein Socially, Biblically, Geographically, Financially, and Telepathically, But Not Personally
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New 50-Year Mortgage Will Require Ritual Bloodletting, Infant Collateral Clause, and Presence of Licensed Bank Witch
New 50-Year Mortgage Will Require Ritual Bloodletting, Infant Collateral Clause, and Presence of Licensed Bank Witch - Unsourced News
Details of the 50-year mortgage were unveiled to include ritual bloodletting, an Infant Collateral Clause, and oversight by a Bank Witch.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
New 50-Year Mortgage Will Require Ritual Bloodletting, Infant Collateral Clause, and Presence of Licensed Bank Witch
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Trump’s New Stimulus Plan Will Simply Entail Taxpayers Writing Themselves a $2,000 Check
Trump's New Stimulus Plan Will Simply Entail Taxpayers Writing Themselves a $2,000 Check - Unsourced News
In an effort to address prices increases caused by his tariffs, President Trump announced a new self-stimulus program
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November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump’s New Stimulus Plan Will Simply Entail Taxpayers Writing Themselves a $2,000 Check
Celebrities Rally Behind Climate Change With Limited-Edition, Gas-Powered Bracelets
Celebrities Rally Behind Climate Change With Limited-Edition, Gas-Powered Bracelets - Unsourced News
Dozens of celebrities gathered this week to raise awareness for climate change by unveiling a new line of gas-powered bracelets.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Celebrities Rally Behind Climate Change With Limited-Edition, Gas-Powered Bracelets
Short-Staffed Airports Advise Pilots to Simply Follow the Trail of Burning Debris to Locate Runways
Short-Staffed Airports Advise Pilots to Simply Follow the Trail of Burning Debris to Locate Runways - Unsourced News
The FAA announced that pilots are now encouraged to visually locate landing zones by “identifying the trail of burning debris.”
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November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Short-Staffed Airports Advise Pilots to Simply Follow the Trail of Burning Debris to Locate Runways
Judge Orders Lively and Baldoni to Settle Dispute Through Dramatic Monologue in Rain
Judge Orders Lively and Baldoni to Settle Dispute Through Dramatic Monologue in Rain - Unsourced News
A judge has ordered Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni to resolve their dispute through a dramatic monologue—performed outdoors, in the rain.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Judge Orders Lively and Baldoni to Settle Dispute Through Dramatic Monologue in Rain
Democrats Secure Parking Validation and a Tote Bag in Historic Win for the Party
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Democrats Secure Parking Validation and a Tote Bag in Historic Win for the Party - Unsourced News
Senate Democrats announced a groundbreaking deal to end the government shutdown in exchange for parking validation, one tote bag per member
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Democrats Secure Parking Validation and a Tote Bag in Historic Win for the Party
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