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White House Unsure If Giving Misogynistic Internet Trolls With Micropenises Assault Rifles and Limitless Power Was “Strategically Sound”
White House Unsure If Giving Misogynistic Internet Trolls With Micropenises Assault Rifles and Limitless Power Was “Strategically Sound” - Unsourced News
White House insiders are second guessing their decision to empower misogynistic internet trolls with assault rifles
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January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Americans Gather to Celebrate January 6th Holiday with Festive Window Smashing, Screaming at Paintings, and Annual Beating of Law Enforcement Officers with a Flag Pole
Americans Gather to Celebrate January 6th Holiday with Festive Window Smashing, Screaming at Paintings, and Annual Beating of Law Enforcement Officers with a Flag Pole - Unsourced News
Americans gathered this week to joyfully observe January 6th by smashing, screaming, and the beating of law enforcement officers.
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January 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Insiders Say Trump Began Fixating on Maduro’s Presidency After Learning it Was Only 13 Years Old
Insiders Say Trump Began Fixating on Maduro's Presidency After Learning it Was Only 13 Years Old - Unsourced News
According to senior officials, Trump’s eyes glazed over when he was informed that Maduro’s Presidency is currently entering its 13th year.
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January 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM