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it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

donald trumps hiring people with the one qualification needed: need to be pedophile

I never lost sleep over Joe Biden being president.

So thankful for that.

I’ve never heard any of her music but I kind of like Sabrina Carpenter because in every photo of her I’ve seen she looks like she might be about to pull out a knife and start stabbing and stabbing

godzilla is so cool and tall

what do you think will come first in 2025?

1. a new drake album.

2. an rfk-induced measles epidemic.

did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .

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