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Owns a Citroen SM
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It's LIVE! You can now enter the competition to win the C4 VTS I revealed last night.

As mentioned, 10% of any proceeds (however big or small) go to Rowans Hospice.

A single ticket is a quid, and for three days there's a bulk-buy offer on.

raffall.com/401213/enter...
Seems a silly idea to rag the arse off a car you've effectively 'sold' to a raffle while strapped to a dyno, and the to benefit of mostly nobody.

And yet, here's my Citroen C4 VTS 180 on the dyno, making revvy noises.

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C4 VTS vs. Dyno | The BEST SOUNDING 4 pot I've ever run?
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
YES I'VE SEEN IT

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November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The raffle to win my 2006 Citroen C4 VTS 180 is well underway, but the C4 I'd rather pass over to the eventual winner is one that runs without an annoying noise.

In this video, I try to locate and extinguish it (without the use of fire!)

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Hunting down the most ANNOYING noise on the raffle C4! | On The Ramp
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I do, and he did.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It's difficult to remember what things were like when I was little (it was a long time ago). One thing I do remember is absolutely hammering an old VHS tape my dad recorded of this programme to the brink of wearing it out.

#quentinwillson

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BBC TV - 'The Car's the Star' - Citroen DS - 1997 (Old Top Gear)
YouTube video by gud6y
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November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I last worked on my TVR Chimaera about 2.5yrs ago, which means that was the last time it ran. Question is...is it still up for running again today?

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Has modern fuel ruined my TVR? (includes V8 noises!)
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There's a first time for everything. Your first car; your first kiss; the first album you bought or, in this case, the first time you dyno tested a house running on veg oil.

(Oh, and the first Mercedes-Benz I've done on the dyno series)

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Mercedes 310D vs. Dyno | OM602-powered home on a rolling road
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'M NOT IN DEBT!

C4 raffle officially paid for itself this afternoon!* As of now, and pending any further expenses before the end of November, I've broken even!

To celebrate, here's a picture of it visiting the spot where I bought my very first car in the year 2000. It was a BX, naturally.
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you've entered the raffle to win my Citroen C4 VTS 180, you currently have a 1 in 676 chance of winning.

* Unless you've bought two tickets, in which case it's 1 in 338.
** Or four tickets, in which case it's 1 in 169.
*** Or 25 tickets, in which case it's only 1 in 27!
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It's LIVE! You can now enter the competition to win the C4 VTS I revealed last night.

As mentioned, 10% of any proceeds (however big or small) go to Rowans Hospice.

A single ticket is a quid, and for three days there's a bulk-buy offer on.

raffall.com/401213/enter...
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
SPOILERS INCOMING!

If you haven't seen the vid from last night yet then tread lightly on my socials today, because a link to the raffle page will be incoming shortly*

*when they've approved it, because it got flagged for restricted content 🤨

Meanwhile, here's a tiny wiper from that car...
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Live 'Premiere' tonight at 7pm. Click the link if you want to join early and be reminded!

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My new car is RARER than a Citroen SM...
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
PREMIERE tomorrow night @ 7pm!

I'll be revealing which very rare car I've bought to become the first prize giveaway on this channel.

(AI erased it from the picture below, sadly. Nothing to do with me...)
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This 1972 Citroen D Super is NOT a DS (and it does matter), but it is very poorly.

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Close call for this Citroen D Super's gearbox! | On The Ramp
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by Kitch
😢

By lil Clio, we had some good times together. Hopefully the new owner has as much fun as I did!
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It's the day literally nobody has been waiting for! It's time to see how much power this 2005 Vauxhall Zafira 1.6 16V Club still has!

Book figure is 103bhp, and being that I sold it two weeks ago, it's not my problem anymore if it no longer does...

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Zafira 1.6 16V vs. Dyno | Does this clever Vauxhall still perform?
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I sold my Peugeot 106 'Dumpit' to a man named Ben. He was not only a kind man, but practical because he left me with a free Vauxhall Zafira that he no longer wanted.

I thought I could just scrap it, but when it cleaned up OK, I decided to chance my luck at car sales!

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The beginning, middle and end of my Vauxhall Zafira ownership!
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm parked near a Suzuki Ignis.

Thought you'd like to know.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is my wife's 2004 BMW Z4 2.2i, on my rolling road.

The side of me that wants clicks says "OMG it only cost £1300 will it blow up and how many horsez have been lost in 21 yrs?!"

The realistic side of me (and the one I'm likely to go with) says "It'll likely do just fine."

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BMW Z4 vs. Dyno | Our cheap convertible sings its heart out on the rollers
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One car leaves, another car enters! My wife bought this 2004 BMW Z4 recently, but I still can't figure out why it was so cheap. It doesn't seem right!

So, in this video I'm planning to find out...

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There has to be a reason our BMW Z4 was so cheap!
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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October 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I hope I don't regret this.

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CITROEN C6 Update - It's not good news, but it is (kinda)
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not many can boast they've got a Citroen DS parked outside their workshop.

Myself included
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It wasn't long ago that I strapped a TVR Griffith onto the dyno. The numbers weren't great, but the noise was.
So what I've today is take a Griff that will likely produce even worse numbers, and make an even better noise!

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TVR Griffith 430 'pre-cat' vs. Dyno | This one's even LOUDER!
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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September 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
2025 is a year of C6-related anniversaries: Not only is the C6 twenty-years old as a model, I've owned mine for five!

In this long sit down chat, I remember some of the good times; address some of the bad, and answer your questions, as well as compare it with a train.

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5 YEARS of owning a cheap Citroen C6
YouTube video by UPnDOWN
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September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today, it's exactly 5 years since I took ownership of my C6.

Recording a special vid later chatting about how the past 5 years have worked out - exactly the same style as the first video I did on it.

If you have any questions on the C6 you'd like answering, get them in before 3:30pm!
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM