Dylan Koblank
@upper90wood.works
Woodworker, Dad, Columbus Crew, & Liverpool FC supporter. YNWA.
I make wooden things. And sometimes I sell them. Currently producing and selling a collection of lovely wooden bookmarks.
https://upper90wood.works
I make wooden things. And sometimes I sell them. Currently producing and selling a collection of lovely wooden bookmarks.
https://upper90wood.works
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Dylan Koblank
@upper90wood.works
· Jan 23
Really feeling this lately. Tolkien lived through the worst and had a deep understanding of despair. And hope.
Start low, aim high, meet in the middle and do it again next year.
Our NYE toast was “Here’s to 2026 being less shitty than 2025” so the bar is pretty low 🤷🏼♀️
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Start low, aim high, meet in the middle and do it again next year.
Editing is my passion.
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Editing is my passion.
Breaking: FIFA has already leaked the 2030 Peace Prize. It’s being awarded to a 3 week old pile of Gianni Infantino’s shit. Reports coming in that it’s an improvement over the 2026 award.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Breaking: FIFA has already leaked the 2030 Peace Prize. It’s being awarded to a 3 week old pile of Gianni Infantino’s shit. Reports coming in that it’s an improvement over the 2026 award.
FIFA is a corrupt organization on par with the current Trump administration. They have never, and I suspect will not now, do anything to protect fans or players, or anyone nearby to these games. Best case scenario is that no one attends these matches.
The World Cup is only months away and FIFA is failing to ensure players fans, and immigrant communities here will be protected from increasingly authoritarian ICE activity.
FIFA must commit to enacting protections against racial profiling, arbitrary detention, and unlawful immigration enforcement.
FIFA must commit to enacting protections against racial profiling, arbitrary detention, and unlawful immigration enforcement.
‘Fifa cannot be silent’: human rights groups speak out over 2026 World Cup concerns
Fifa risks becoming ‘a public relations tool of an increasingly authoritarian US government’, human rights organisations have warned
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
FIFA is a corrupt organization on par with the current Trump administration. They have never, and I suspect will not now, do anything to protect fans or players, or anyone nearby to these games. Best case scenario is that no one attends these matches.
Landon Donovan
Frankie Hejduk
Megan Rapinoe
Paul Caligiuri
Brandi Chastain
Frankie Hejduk
Megan Rapinoe
Paul Caligiuri
Brandi Chastain
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Landon Donovan
Frankie Hejduk
Megan Rapinoe
Paul Caligiuri
Brandi Chastain
Frankie Hejduk
Megan Rapinoe
Paul Caligiuri
Brandi Chastain
Weird that Suarez would be targeted for suspension after such a spotless career.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Weird that Suarez would be targeted for suspension after such a spotless career.
Doesn’t look like the rankings are taking into account strength of schedule though.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Doesn’t look like the rankings are taking into account strength of schedule though.
Good. As a Liverpool fan, I found it difficult after Henderson left to give a shit about anything he had to say. Liverpool legend, but that doesn’t change the fact that he ruined his reputation and legacy by going to Saudi Arabia. Perhaps him and Bill Burr can have a pity party together.
Jordan Henderson has revealed he felt unable to watch Liverpool games on television after leaving the club in 2023.
“It felt like a breakup,” he explained.
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“It felt like a breakup,” he explained.
More from @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social ⤵️
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October 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Good. As a Liverpool fan, I found it difficult after Henderson left to give a shit about anything he had to say. Liverpool legend, but that doesn’t change the fact that he ruined his reputation and legacy by going to Saudi Arabia. Perhaps him and Bill Burr can have a pity party together.
For years I’ve put off watching My Dinner With Andre. Having now watched it, I understand it’s not for everyone. The first half was a struggle. It can be boring. But the second half really hit for me, and even 44 years later, some of the struggles discussed are as relevant now as they were then.
October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
For years I’ve put off watching My Dinner With Andre. Having now watched it, I understand it’s not for everyone. The first half was a struggle. It can be boring. But the second half really hit for me, and even 44 years later, some of the struggles discussed are as relevant now as they were then.
She deserves only derision for her opinions. We should honestly stop being appalled at these idiots and just start laughing in their faces and pointing at them for their clear stupidity.
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
She deserves only derision for her opinions. We should honestly stop being appalled at these idiots and just start laughing in their faces and pointing at them for their clear stupidity.
If you see this, QRP with a gif of your first ever anime.
September 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If you see this, QRP with a gif of your first ever anime.
Schulte and giving up easy goals.
September 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Schulte and giving up easy goals.
I’d still run through (into) a brick wall for Nancy. Gotta trust he can pull this around for #Crew96. Even if we miss the playoffs or bow out quickly, I hope the fans/ownership don’t turn against him because that will be worse than any game result.
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’d still run through (into) a brick wall for Nancy. Gotta trust he can pull this around for #Crew96. Even if we miss the playoffs or bow out quickly, I hope the fans/ownership don’t turn against him because that will be worse than any game result.
Picard and Habroune are promising but need more time. Abou Ali so far is everything I expect from him. If he can be fed the ball he’ll be dangerous. Love his work rate. Toronto on Saturday is a must win, but it honestly might already be too late.
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Picard and Habroune are promising but need more time. Abou Ali so far is everything I expect from him. If he can be fed the ball he’ll be dangerous. Love his work rate. Toronto on Saturday is a must win, but it honestly might already be too late.
I know it’s a road game on a baseball field reffed by Boiko, but that feels like a missed opportunity for #Crew96. Arfsten was invisible and disappointing. Tired from USMNT camp?
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I know it’s a road game on a baseball field reffed by Boiko, but that feels like a missed opportunity for #Crew96. Arfsten was invisible and disappointing. Tired from USMNT camp?
I believe I screen capped this from the end of the last(first?) NYCFC match that Boiko reffed when Nancy was red carded but I might be misremembering. Zawadzki scored the tying goal late in that one, but we’ll need heroics from someone else tonight. Abou Ali?
September 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I believe I screen capped this from the end of the last(first?) NYCFC match that Boiko reffed when Nancy was red carded but I might be misremembering. Zawadzki scored the tying goal late in that one, but we’ll need heroics from someone else tonight. Abou Ali?
I’m not a fan of Miami so my bias is already there, but I’m still shocked that Suarez is able to play again this regular season. It’s not a first offense for him. I’m surprised the team and/or league didn’t bring him in with a stipulation of, don’t make us look bad by biting or spitting. Or else.
September 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m not a fan of Miami so my bias is already there, but I’m still shocked that Suarez is able to play again this regular season. It’s not a first offense for him. I’m surprised the team and/or league didn’t bring him in with a stipulation of, don’t make us look bad by biting or spitting. Or else.
Dilaver? I heard he won an intrasquad training skirmish that one time.
September 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dilaver? I heard he won an intrasquad training skirmish that one time.
I still subscribe to the belief that Daniel Gazdag deserves a full offseason with #Crew96 before a verdict can be given on him, but he is not enough of a difference maker to deserve a DP spot.
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I still subscribe to the belief that Daniel Gazdag deserves a full offseason with #Crew96 before a verdict can be given on him, but he is not enough of a difference maker to deserve a DP spot.
Relief #carving and #F1 on a lovely Saturday morning. Not a bad way to start the long weekend.
#woodworking
#woodworking
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Relief #carving and #F1 on a lovely Saturday morning. Not a bad way to start the long weekend.
#woodworking
#woodworking