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elipsis (COMMS OPEN!)
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painfully fast artist and cave story lore master/modder, powered by ginger beer, bad puns and very normal levels of thought about my ocs and latest interest-of-the-week

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hello! i do art commissions, specialising in colourful stuff and dialogue portraits :]
currently unemployed, so please consider purchasing an Art(tm) or two from me!
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February 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
mura is a dingo because i like dingoes and it suits them, but kio is a black wolf with red eyes bc it's his canon fursona as an edgy adolescent. as you can see i have put much important and deep thought into my choices and used flawless logic
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 AM
re. recent dogposting tbhhhhh sheeta would more realistically be some kind of wild canine (some flavour of wolf) with kio being a hybrid. but the idea of sheeta being a greyhound is really funny bc they always look like they're on the verge of having a panic attack and it's thematically appropriate
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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name something more peak than robots in tattered cloaks
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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We report on the shore after a busy weather day: there is a truce, somewhat. Though we can see cumulonimbus and other likely rainy episodes float on the horizon, they pass us by in the driest way they are able to. Our expert is looking for stones to skim, and failing to find any.
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
there is in fact a difference between โ€˜likes to swimโ€™ and โ€˜bred to work in still/freshwaterโ€™ and โ€˜bred to work in The Fucking Ocean And All Its Hazardsโ€™ and if i wanted to see a dog be cute in the ocean i would just go to the local dog beach!!!! pain and suffering and agony!!!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
the enshittification of google is so real, last night i was trying to find dogs specifically bred to work in the ocean and all the results were like, โ€˜top 10 water breeds! hereโ€™s a list of the dogs who love to go for a swim :)))) hereโ€™s a cute dog splashing in the oceanโ€™ NO!!! INCORRECT!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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pฤ…czek
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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A sculpture of an ancient bison! Bison latifrons was a species with particularly impressive horns. This piece will be available Friday, February 20th at 8pm Eastern time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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nerd to nerd communication
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Critters! ๐ŸŒฑ
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
DORITOS HOT CROSS BUNS WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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what if slime but EVIL
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Eevee jelly
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM