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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This will be celebrated by the anti-American conservative extremists.
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
January 1st, 2025. We're off to a start.
January 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ok Marjorie. Time for you to do what you said you would.
December 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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This wild hamster's little run made my day 🥰😁
December 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Just sayin’
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I'm proud of my state and our governor!
ICYMI: We directed $11 million to support food shelves and fight housing insecurity.

All Minnesotans deserve a warm home and full table this holiday season.
December 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Stay away from the Boundary Waters you crazy assholes
Trump announces that billionaires no longer have to comply with environmental regulations
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Accurate.
December 3, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Same
Me, overthinking everything.
December 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
And for my next mutual thirst list... 🎶
#mutualsky #promosky #idontknowwhatimdoing #music

- Gojira
- Devin Townsend
- Jinjer
- Meshuggah
- RATM
- Alice In Chains
- Tom Petty
- SRV
- Supertramp
- Steely Dan
- The Big Wu
- Bob Dylan
- Pert Near Sandstone
- Bill Monroe
- Prince
- Phish
- Grateful Dead
December 2, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I watched #idiocracy with my girlfriend last night for the first time in many years. It's scary how much of the movie has already come true.
Is there another timeline I can try?
Anyway, go away... batin'
November 30, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Our foster Dodger knows he's cute AF
#cats #adoption #rescue
November 30, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Just a chill (and jaded) Xennial guy wondering why we're in this timeline.

🏳‍🌈 LGBTQ+
🏳‍⚧ Trans Rights
🎮 Cities Skylines
🎮 COD
🎮 Pong
🎮 Commander Keen
🎮 Simulators
🎸 Telecaster
🎸 Flatpicking
🎸 Jerry Garcia
🥁 Blast Beats
🎶 Metal
🚗 Long Drives
🐈 Cats
🐈‍⬛ More Cats
🏡 Minnesota

#promosky
November 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:20 AM
When I grow up I wanna be these chickens.
November 26, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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Listen to Sisko! 🖖🏽
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
It is dark. Too dark.
My brain won't brain. It's too dark.
What a freaking pain.
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I don't know what I'm doing but here I am.. I guess.
#hashtags #lolelmo
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM