So sad for the Schlossberg Family. ❤️🩹
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So sad for the Schlossberg Family. ❤️🩹
Unwholesome... sorry my brain was shutting down.
PSA. The following tweet is not wholesome. Stop reading now unless you're into not wholesome things.
Balls on my face would really help my attitude right now.
Balls on my face would really help my attitude right now.
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Unwholesome... sorry my brain was shutting down.
This is what I am talking about. (See prior unwholesome skeet.)
Ladies with seasonal depression, I am here to help supplement you with Vitamin D.
PSA: it’s 2025 and I am pretty sure every single person you have ever met who mentions they have seasonal depression to you has, in fact, already heard about and tried the lights and vitamin D supplements
while you mean well, please stop telling us about them as if they are new information
while you mean well, please stop telling us about them as if they are new information
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is what I am talking about. (See prior unwholesome skeet.)
PSA. The following tweet is not wholesome. Stop reading now unless you're into not wholesome things.
Balls on my face would really help my attitude right now.
Balls on my face would really help my attitude right now.
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
PSA. The following tweet is not wholesome. Stop reading now unless you're into not wholesome things.
Balls on my face would really help my attitude right now.
Balls on my face would really help my attitude right now.
Woke up at 2:30AM with a good idea and because it is such an early hour I can't work on execution of said idea until a decent hour. Incredible frustrating.
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Woke up at 2:30AM with a good idea and because it is such an early hour I can't work on execution of said idea until a decent hour. Incredible frustrating.
My cousin's kids are showing off with their matching couple stuff. They are so cute... I'm mildly jealous.
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My cousin's kids are showing off with their matching couple stuff. They are so cute... I'm mildly jealous.
I went to bed without doing anything on my list last night. So here we are, up at 5AM trying to motivate myself to do these things. 🙄🙃
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I went to bed without doing anything on my list last night. So here we are, up at 5AM trying to motivate myself to do these things. 🙄🙃
I need to dissociate. Hard core just not pay attention to reality.
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I need to dissociate. Hard core just not pay attention to reality.
Sometimes I wonder if Santa is real and I'm just naughty.
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Santa is real and I'm just naughty.
In line at the car wash. There are many cars in front of me. As long as I can be with my dog by noon I'll call it a successful day.
Gonna eat my grocery store sushi in the car while I wait.
Gonna eat my grocery store sushi in the car while I wait.
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
In line at the car wash. There are many cars in front of me. As long as I can be with my dog by noon I'll call it a successful day.
Gonna eat my grocery store sushi in the car while I wait.
Gonna eat my grocery store sushi in the car while I wait.
This is the wrong morning for me to have to descale.
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This is the wrong morning for me to have to descale.
My day off. Woke up early. Sent my man a "miss you" text. I know he knows, but still. Be missing him.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
My day off. Woke up early. Sent my man a "miss you" text. I know he knows, but still. Be missing him.
I am not doing that great at psyching myself up for work today.
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I am not doing that great at psyching myself up for work today.
I cannot wait until Christmas is over. I am so tired of people
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I cannot wait until Christmas is over. I am so tired of people
I have cameras inside my apartment for safety purposes but honestly I should just let people pay me to watch me walk around holding my nightgown in my hand while I look for said nightgown. Or socks. Or my bra. Or the scoop for the dog food.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have cameras inside my apartment for safety purposes but honestly I should just let people pay me to watch me walk around holding my nightgown in my hand while I look for said nightgown. Or socks. Or my bra. Or the scoop for the dog food.
Turkey Hill is my favorote brand of ice cream and I happened to find a pint of Late Night Salted Caramel Chocolate Expresso which has been sitting in my freezer. Tonight feels like the perfect night to overindulge and watch something sad.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Turkey Hill is my favorote brand of ice cream and I happened to find a pint of Late Night Salted Caramel Chocolate Expresso which has been sitting in my freezer. Tonight feels like the perfect night to overindulge and watch something sad.
Sausage, meatballs, and spaghetti for dinner. Going to drop some off to the extended fam as well. I didn't want to move all day but forced myself to do a couple things. Not enough, but it was something.
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sausage, meatballs, and spaghetti for dinner. Going to drop some off to the extended fam as well. I didn't want to move all day but forced myself to do a couple things. Not enough, but it was something.
Real feel is -2°
No thanks.
No thanks.
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Real feel is -2°
No thanks.
No thanks.
You know when you find your person and you relax. Be your true self. I saw it in The Family Stone... when Ben takes Meredith drinking. I was like her, trying to keep it all together and perfect. But with him I don't have to be perfect. I am just me. It's the nicest gift anyone has ever give me.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You know when you find your person and you relax. Be your true self. I saw it in The Family Stone... when Ben takes Meredith drinking. I was like her, trying to keep it all together and perfect. But with him I don't have to be perfect. I am just me. It's the nicest gift anyone has ever give me.
Woke BB up to share breakfast before I have to go to work.
Helped her hold the plate and covered her right back up 😅
Helped her hold the plate and covered her right back up 😅
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Woke BB up to share breakfast before I have to go to work.
Helped her hold the plate and covered her right back up 😅
Helped her hold the plate and covered her right back up 😅
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I am really missing my person today. He is probably getting rest and he needs rest but tbh I want to be disturbing his rest.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I am really missing my person today. He is probably getting rest and he needs rest but tbh I want to be disturbing his rest.
The snow plow keeps waking BB up and she looks at me like... why are we still on the couch???
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The snow plow keeps waking BB up and she looks at me like... why are we still on the couch???
All of my grades have been entered.
I have to redo all of my syllabi for spring semester by Tuesday for approval. (Oh man, what a fun mandate.)
I have one student award recommendation to complete.
A bunch of emails to send.
Fingers crossed I can get it all done. (By Tuesday.)
I have to redo all of my syllabi for spring semester by Tuesday for approval. (Oh man, what a fun mandate.)
I have one student award recommendation to complete.
A bunch of emails to send.
Fingers crossed I can get it all done. (By Tuesday.)
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
All of my grades have been entered.
I have to redo all of my syllabi for spring semester by Tuesday for approval. (Oh man, what a fun mandate.)
I have one student award recommendation to complete.
A bunch of emails to send.
Fingers crossed I can get it all done. (By Tuesday.)
I have to redo all of my syllabi for spring semester by Tuesday for approval. (Oh man, what a fun mandate.)
I have one student award recommendation to complete.
A bunch of emails to send.
Fingers crossed I can get it all done. (By Tuesday.)
I've been awake for an hour but don't want to get up but also don't want to lay here anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I've been awake for an hour but don't want to get up but also don't want to lay here anymore.