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SilverSeraph

@usethebrakes.bsky.social

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KING OF BRAINROT We do Squids and Pokemon here, but a bit more footy for some reason. Will post comms I get from people or nerd out about random things. Who knows what Gender I am these days?

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · Oct 17

Oh pinned tweets?

Here are 4 of my most popular characters, Rosie and Solaria from my Pokemon Amour cast, and Maddie and Sapphire from my Tentacle Jousting cast.

All of these were drawn by MFSArts (x.com/MFS_NSFW)

Will update this when Mostly comes here or if I get updated pics.

Rosie getting tickled by Solaria with markers. This was done on her tenth anniversary, hence the writing.

Solaria steppies. She is nude and very horny. Hope whoever's getting stepped on survives, she has 185 Attack.

Maddie sole tease. She has her sneaker next to her and a Frye magazine cover by her feet. I wonder how she even got roped into doing this, this was when she was *really* not into feet.

Also Saph steppies. Saph is at least nice enough to wear clothes when they step on people. However, unlike our Mega Gardie friend, Saph fully intends to make the steppy hurt as much as possible.

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, remember when I said there wasn't any Medea porn and that was a crime?

Yeah, me and @mostlyafterdark.bsky.social went and fixed that.

I wonder what kinda reagent the Seed of Man is and what cauldron recipe that makes.

Medea from Hades 2 standing over the viewer about to give them the steppies, she is holding a chalice.

"This particular concoction requires the Seed of Man. Not easy to find given our current situation in Ephyra. So it pays well to always have a fresh supply on hand...or underfoot, in this case. Hmhmhm...

The same pic as the previous, just without the dialogue. Medea giving the steppies.

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 11h

This whole leak season has drastically changed my opinion of leaks and leakers toward utter bitterness and I now see why Nintendo and othersuch game companies see them with such utter scorn.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 11h

Gee all the new plans for Pokemon for the next 5 years or so sound really cool.

It uhh...it...sure would have been cool if I saw them in a Direct instead of whatever the fuck happened here though.

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 15h

Also kinda related but not really but I've been trying to get the Freeroam stuff in Mario Kart and Rosalina has an ass for days man.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 15h

With Consent of Course.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 15h

I have realised that Rosalina just has the ability to take complete control of someone's body.

Do you think she has done that to do hornies with someone?

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 16h

V because he either doesn't like the name his mom gave him, or because his name is Vinny and Tony, the muscle of the Sharks, beat him up because "Doncha ever take the name of Papa Vinny in vain!"

It's now short for Valentino he claims, much to Saph's erm...anger.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 16h

Hello.

Remember Midori? I booted up Splatoon 3. He looks better in purple.

I dunno what to do. I planned on him being green for years and I don't want an "Oops all Purple" Splatoon roster, but he's so hot!

Midori means green so I need a new name. Was thinking V.

The character I was customising in Splatoon 3 before, Midori, or maybe V if we keep this color, now in purple! He is still wearing his gamer headset, gamer jacket, and white sneakers.

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Lowkey there is a quest where you have to go get a reagent (Tears) for Medea which she brews for a while and then you go back to her and then you get a reward for the Fated List.

I have no idea what it did for me other than the List, but you do me Medea.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. I have 2FA on basically everything.

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out of context rule34 memes @oocrule34.bsky.social · 2d

fanart of @usethebrakes.bsky.social rosie
i got from @crouton-knight.bsky.social
this trainer thought he could just catch a literall goddess like some pokemon. looks like rosie is gonna teach him a lesson about personal space #gardevoir #feet

a gardevoir oc named rosie stepping on nate the pokemon trainer who tried to catch her. on the ground lies a broken masterball symbolizing rosie's strenght beyond a pokemon

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

OOPS! Forgot to label that as NSFW!

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

FTR I am home, but there's a bad storm tonight into tomorrow so if I am gone, it's a power outage. You have been warned.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, so doesn't that mean that passwords are more secure than passkeys?

So then passkeys are just meant for the elderly then, because they can't remember their passwords. Got it.

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

Someone explain like I'm 5 why passkeys make things more secure.

A random assortment of letters, numbers, and punctuation in any amount sound a fuckton more secure than 8 random numbers to me.

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MostlyFunStuff Arts @mostlyfunstuff.bsky.social · 4d

[Splatoween Fresh Mix]

Isaac: Nice modding with that Plasma Cutter. Engineer I take it? What's your specialty?

Marina: Octarian Weapons Engineering, Wasabi Corps.

Isaac: Ship Engineering, CEC.

Both: "Heh. Nerd."

Marina Ida and Isaac Clarke survive against monstrous creatures. MAKE US WHOLE

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MostlyFunStuff Arts @mostlyfunstuff.bsky.social · 9d

"MY VISION IS IMPAIRED. I CANNOT SEE!"

Ay! Ay ay ay! (Alright, Shadow. Let's do this. We'll show that creep the real superpower of teamwork!)

Shadow and Deep Cut team up against the Metal Overlord!

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MostlyFunStuff Arts @mostlyfunstuff.bsky.social · 9d

In addition to the recent Aspa drawing, here are some bonus additions, with a sketchbook page showing how the character was first drawn!

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SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 1d

It's probably more sheer ignorance on their end than racism.

You're supposed to learn about various beliefs in World History Class in High School, but the issue with said thing is that you get half a year of World History and 3 and a half years of American History so ya know.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 2d

For the purposes of forms, I guess I am, because everytime I explain agnosticism to people they say "So you believe in something so that means you're Catholic" and I flip a table.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 2d

It was this way in the original as well, you just had a bank to store it.

Thankfully there's a farm in Melty Monster which I am starting to realise is why that galaxy is so famous.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 2d

We are simply too feeble to understand the true nature of divinity. Whatever divine form there is cares not about a mere planet.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 2d

I have been told to collect 9,999 starbits in your total. That unlocks it.

SilverSeraph @usethebrakes.bsky.social · 2d

Ok I have discovered something.

The usual method of unlocking the Final Star in Galzxy 2 is gone (dropping off 9,999 starbits at banktoad who now does amiibos) so I have the first Grandmaster Galaxy star and its medal. Now what?

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