And there it is. My score.

Turns out resetting the Switch fixes the wi fi. It took me a while to realise my phone had wi fi (because it was charging most of the day) so yeah.

The insanely frustrating thing of all of this is as I said, I "beat this" before. I just got hit by a spiky ball at the last minute and got docked below 1 million so I didn't *actually* beat it.

By the way the solution was to legit af throw elephant chunks at the balls.

Most of the terrain around the spiky ball pit is dirt so it's not fast, but it works pretty well.

I made it to 970k last run, so I can probably make it.

I am currently thinking and maybe this will work, maybe it won't, to throw an emerald chunk at the spiky ball pit in the middle of the layer. There's usually a buncha spiky balls there and since I don't grab Kong Bananza it will open the area beneath too.

No, really, genuinely, if anyone has a viable strategy for the 6 spiky ball goal Void has in the Lanky Event, please tell me. It is the entire reason I can't win it.

I also miss sushi.

The sushi place next to us closed so now we don't get sushi nearly as often.

It was legit af 2 feet away and it was really good.

Also had hibachi.

It felt like our little secret.

Spells are always better with two magic rods rubbing against each other or so Saph says.

Halloween and the next two months because Saph tends to not like the holidays after and really really likes Halloween.

I really like this costume so you will likely see it more.

Saph: Sorry, can't cast holy spells. But I can cast some other fun spells if you'd like.

I also had to explain to them my sheer disgust towards hair and fur and why it makes me freak out with most pets.

It's why I have had a very hard time handling our pet dogs for the past erm...32 years.

If a hair in a soup is bad, why is a million hairs on a dog not bad?

Finally, several nights ago, I had a dream that Waluigi was in the next Smash game and his Forward Smash was him Pelvic Thrusting while Crotch Chopping.

Make it happen Sakurai!