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Average Human Teessider
@utbsmith.bsky.social
North Linthorpe elite, European, legacy Boro fan, fanzine contributor, father, fiancé, reposts NOT endorsements, ALL views (however misguided/profane) are MINE
“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”
July 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oh for fu…
May 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
April 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by Average Human Teessider
jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation

the photo:
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
April 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Sunday vino
April 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Won the pub blind card last night
April 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
March 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.
March 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
March 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”

I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Vibe
March 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”.

Would you support that?
March 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Got a refund on my student loan…
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Cheers 🍻
February 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Cheers 🍻
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sunday…
February 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation.

Think about that for a minute…
February 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.

Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
February 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM