Average Human Teessider
@utbsmith.bsky.social
North Linthorpe elite, European, legacy Boro fan, fanzine contributor, father, fiancé, reposts NOT endorsements, ALL views (however misguided/profane) are MINE
“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”
“Aye. Same”
July 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”
“Aye. Same”
“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”
“Whatever”
May 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”
“Whatever”
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”
Won the pub blind card last night
April 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Won the pub blind card last night
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
March 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
March 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…
Got a refund on my student loan…
February 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Got a refund on my student loan…
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
February 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
Another “win” for privatisation. 👍
This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.
“Sue Cook’s pulled out”
February 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Sue Cook’s pulled out”
When you get back to your house after a couple of nights away and the heating has been turned off…
February 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When you get back to your house after a couple of nights away and the heating has been turned off…