The Legend Rado Tharadus
@utsanomiko.bsky.social
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Stranger in a strange land. Anime expatriate, class traitor, shameless cat dad. I’m just looking to riff with the cool kids. Dismantle capitalism. 🐝🧙🏽‍♂️ He/Him.
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utsanomiko.bsky.social
“This time he’s NOT sorry about his face!”
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Also I am still mad at how Spore was gamified and cannot interact with it/its derivatives in an unbiased manner.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Video games are so influential I know one person who has never played Black And White (and another who has never even seen it played) who still regularly exclaim “thanks for all this meat! We need more meat though!” in a British accent.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
She’s going to get so insufferable once she gets Madonna-old. Zero clue what to do with herself.

Imagine the weird-ass “don’t you know who I am?” songs she’ll write when the next gen of teens only know her as someone their moms listened to.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
The exception to this once again being 4th Edition.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
I regularly remind my D&D players of the 2:3 “golden number” for average difficulty odds (1:1 is hard, 3:4 is easy); the fundamental flaw of the D20 system treating Armor Class and monster levels/CRs as absolute when they must always be relative to the PCs’ by 3 to 4 degrees for this reason.
ryyudo.bsky.social
Remembering the time GCYoshi told me his mantra for luck-based games: Even if you have 50:50 results, your brain will always weigh negative outcomes heavier. It'll feel 30:70

Compound that with misunderstood odds/probability and...
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The game in which the premise is "the odds are real but gamers struggle to conceptualize or even believe them" has negative reviews from gamers who don't believe the odds are real (game: Unfair Flips)
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Are you running any additional computer processors beyond the three isolinear cores, like a positronic core?

You need to connect to that extra computer core and turn off DHCP services.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Would you believe me if I said this popped into my head yesterday morning and I thought about messaging you out of the blue with simply “listen punk, you wanna wind up like the penguin?”

Otherwise, I haven’t thought of this AMV in like… months.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
“You integrated the anti-Federation rebels by assigning them to officers’ duties and calling it a day? How did you deal with ideological conflicts?”

Janeway: “Oh, that. Truth be told we all forgot anyone was Maquis once we left the Caretaker array.”
utsanomiko.bsky.social
In 2002 we didn’t have to see crap like this from people online because they couldn’t figure out how to transfer photos from a digital camera’s 3.5” disk to a web host in the year before Imageshack or Photobucket.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
In chronological order:
1) My Mother the Car
2) Herby the Love Bug franchise
3) Maximum Overdrive
4) Cars franchise
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Dropping silverware into the dishwasher’s silverware basket from heights greater than two inches:
utsanomiko.bsky.social
They made him sound like a Smurf.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
“We can’t do communism, what would protect us from devolving into a small cabal of corrupt elites running the whole economy and trading resources back-and-forth for political favors?”
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Alphonse doing his usual routine.
Alphonse the gray tabby cat sleeping on a blanket on my lap, with his front paws tucked under his chin
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Dang, General Hux as the Resistance informant was a more believable 11th hour twist than this.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
I hate that I understand the reference and I hate it. I also LOLed.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Can confirm, before the Lord of the Rings films the RoLW OVA was considered peak hot shit for medieval fantasy + anime fans. The style matched the tone of 90s D&D so we overlooked all the other generic aspects.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
This is who runs this account
Chatter Telephone from Toy Story 3
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Rule of Funny > Rule of Cool, every time in my book.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
I’m watching the Spectral Forces anime and its entire budget was in pachinko balls.
utsanomiko.bsky.social
Microsoft Dinosaurs-assed animation going on here