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Uwe Ross 📎
@uweross.bsky.social
🇩🇪 🇺🇸 Americanized German, Ex-Military, Engineer Forever. Passionate about senior care.
I love my dogs and history.
Husband to the best wife ever @laurarae.bsky.social.
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When you weren't ready to take down the Halloween decorations.
💀 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When elegance and speed come together during thanksgiving dinner.
Have a great day! 👋
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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My brother brought his beagle to our house for Christmas dinner.
Dog wasted no time hopping up onto the table to help herself to the prime rib.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The first batch of rolls is done. Second batch is proofing
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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No, they really respect my personal space 🙄😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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☕ c h e e r s 🌞
a cartoon sun is holding a cup of coffee and sleeping .
Alt: a cartoon sun is holding a cup of coffee and sleeping .
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November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Kick that football hard, Charlie Brown!
"Shut up and drink your beer, Charlie Brown!"
"You're tearing me apart, Charlie Brown!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Morning sunshine; be safe traveling...
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
For all you Thanksgiving travelers:
If your pilot used to be Navy, please remind him this isn’t an aircraft carrier. No need for the vertical blast-off and keep the barf bags in the seat pocket where they belong. 👋
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Can I call in the work today? The dogs asked me to stay home and keep them wrapped up in blankets.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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☕ c h e e r s 📚
a cartoon illustration of a book holding a cup of coffee in a cafe
Alt: a cartoon illustration of a book holding a cup of coffee in a cafe
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November 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Marzipan fun fact: it supposedly started in 1400s Lübeck when the city was starving and the only food left was… almonds and sugar. So the bakers basically said, “Great, we can’t make bread, but we can make dessert while everyone panics.” And boom — marzipan. The world’s sweetest emergency ration. 👋
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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We are in business!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Luzerne, Leinsamen, Kräutermüsli, Schwefel, Pfefferminze, Goldhafer. Das ist bei uns im Eselfutter.
Bei Bedarf können individuelle Extras beigemischt werden.
#esel
#eselliebe
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No va!

Nothing goes in this house without baked goods. 😀
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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But whisky and bagpipes are such a lure😉😝😝🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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It’s cold here so it’s a weekend of fireplaces and blankets and snuggles. All in all, a good weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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🎶🎵I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to
Oh well..🎶🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Past colour glory… Good morning everyone🤗☀️ hope your Sunday is peaceful and kind🤗🥰☀️🌱🍁
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good thing I have a quality washer to do Sunday laundry!

Enjoy your day and have clean sheets! 👋
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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A large electrical storm across Brisbane tonight...
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Moin leeve Lüt ...
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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They are growing fast...Huey left Dewbey in my lap...
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM