Valk's Pouch
@valkspouch.bsky.social
She/They / 2001 / Ace
Sometimes I'm little, sometimes I'm momma. Best part is you wont know till it is too late.
Will block if no age in bio
No minors no pedos no creeps
Sometimes I'm little, sometimes I'm momma. Best part is you wont know till it is too late.
Will block if no age in bio
No minors no pedos no creeps
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Valk's Pouch
@valkspouch.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Howdy kiddos! Im Valk (she/they), but youll probably end up callin me "momma". I am just a roo who bounces between being a caretaker and needing one (usually defaulting to the former). Just a warning, you will most likely get teased or babied by me! Im pretty laid back, but no messy diapers pls 💜💜💜
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November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We are all having a bitchfest to one of our managers and he's getting hit with a lot reality checks
Me: "there is a reason like 30 people have quit since the begining of the year"
Him: "because if the pay i know"
Me: "no, it isnt just that. Id quit to go somewhere im happy even if i took a pay cut"
Me: "there is a reason like 30 people have quit since the begining of the year"
Him: "because if the pay i know"
Me: "no, it isnt just that. Id quit to go somewhere im happy even if i took a pay cut"
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We are all having a bitchfest to one of our managers and he's getting hit with a lot reality checks
Me: "there is a reason like 30 people have quit since the begining of the year"
Him: "because if the pay i know"
Me: "no, it isnt just that. Id quit to go somewhere im happy even if i took a pay cut"
Me: "there is a reason like 30 people have quit since the begining of the year"
Him: "because if the pay i know"
Me: "no, it isnt just that. Id quit to go somewhere im happy even if i took a pay cut"
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Hey all. My friend in the Seattle area, Sybil, is about to be thrown out on the streets in December.
She's been homeless before, but doesn't have a warm car to sleep in anymore. She has one cat. She's disabled.
Please help her if you can house her for even a little bit.
She's been homeless before, but doesn't have a warm car to sleep in anymore. She has one cat. She's disabled.
Please help her if you can house her for even a little bit.
Lol. Lmao even.
I knew I was right not to get my hopes up.
Next week I'm gonna be homeless.
Happy birthday to me.
I knew I was right not to get my hopes up.
Next week I'm gonna be homeless.
Happy birthday to me.
Birthday coming up next month. This time of year has always been hard for me. Very few birthdays have I actually enjoyed. Hoping this'll be one of them.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hey all. My friend in the Seattle area, Sybil, is about to be thrown out on the streets in December.
She's been homeless before, but doesn't have a warm car to sleep in anymore. She has one cat. She's disabled.
Please help her if you can house her for even a little bit.
She's been homeless before, but doesn't have a warm car to sleep in anymore. She has one cat. She's disabled.
Please help her if you can house her for even a little bit.
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omg xxl goodnites are literally pullups why haven't I been wearing these...
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
omg xxl goodnites are literally pullups why haven't I been wearing these...
My oldest is starting potty training this week!! Bit of a late bloomer but they are loving their cute goodnites! Lets hope for no soggy sheets!
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My oldest is starting potty training this week!! Bit of a late bloomer but they are loving their cute goodnites! Lets hope for no soggy sheets!
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weird people fall in love with each other all the time
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
weird people fall in love with each other all the time
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November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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This is what ally ship looks like to me.
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is what ally ship looks like to me.
I think there should be more art of "dad-instincts". Newly regressed kiddo toddles right into table corner but dad covers the corner last second, baby falls off couch and the dad dives from across the room, etc. That ultra instinct type shit
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think there should be more art of "dad-instincts". Newly regressed kiddo toddles right into table corner but dad covers the corner last second, baby falls off couch and the dad dives from across the room, etc. That ultra instinct type shit
I dont think this is gonna be an easy thanksgiving for me 😅
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I dont think this is gonna be an easy thanksgiving for me 😅
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November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"STOP IT. STOP IT YOURE HURTING IT"
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"STOP IT. STOP IT YOURE HURTING IT"
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
How in the fuck did i even manage this..
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
How in the fuck did i even manage this..
People who have a WAM kink and do stuff in fursuit are more powerful than i could ever hope to be. The texture alone would kill me, but in fursuit? Id sob the moment some sorta goop touched it
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
People who have a WAM kink and do stuff in fursuit are more powerful than i could ever hope to be. The texture alone would kill me, but in fursuit? Id sob the moment some sorta goop touched it
Oh fuck it is thanksgiving this week
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh fuck it is thanksgiving this week
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Plushie jobs.
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Plushie jobs.
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
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November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Needing to escort the new hires to the bathroom is so funny. Like "awww you gotta go peepee? Ok ill walk you there"
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Needing to escort the new hires to the bathroom is so funny. Like "awww you gotta go peepee? Ok ill walk you there"
Tip for drivers:
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tip for drivers:
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
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November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Taking all my robosona friends and mixing up their parts
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Taking all my robosona friends and mixing up their parts
I think id look hot as fuck wearing cut and sparkly champagne dress while laying on a glossy grand piano
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I think id look hot as fuck wearing cut and sparkly champagne dress while laying on a glossy grand piano
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"AI will replace you!!"
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"AI will replace you!!"
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No cheaaating. Post ur lock screen
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
No cheaaating. Post ur lock screen
Not if i can help it 😏
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not if i can help it 😏
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(