Valk's Pouch
@valkspouch.bsky.social
She/They / 2001 / Ace
Sometimes I'm little, sometimes I'm momma. Best part is you wont know till it is too late.
Will block if no age in bio
No minors no pedos no creeps
Sometimes I'm little, sometimes I'm momma. Best part is you wont know till it is too late.
Will block if no age in bio
No minors no pedos no creeps
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Valk's Pouch
@valkspouch.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Howdy kiddos! Im Valk (she/they), but youll probably end up callin me "momma". I am just a roo who bounces between being a caretaker and needing one (usually defaulting to the former). Just a warning, you will most likely get teased or babied by me! Im pretty laid back, but no messy diapers pls 💜💜💜
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November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"STOP IT. STOP IT YOURE HURTING IT"
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"STOP IT. STOP IT YOURE HURTING IT"
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
I feel like im lobotomizing an animal doing this test
How in the fuck did i even manage this..
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
How in the fuck did i even manage this..
People who have a WAM kink and do stuff in fursuit are more powerful than i could ever hope to be. The texture alone would kill me, but in fursuit? Id sob the moment some sorta goop touched it
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
People who have a WAM kink and do stuff in fursuit are more powerful than i could ever hope to be. The texture alone would kill me, but in fursuit? Id sob the moment some sorta goop touched it
Oh fuck it is thanksgiving this week
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh fuck it is thanksgiving this week
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Plushie jobs.
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Plushie jobs.
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
Expectation Vs. Reality
(This post was fun in my mind)
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November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Needing to escort the new hires to the bathroom is so funny. Like "awww you gotta go peepee? Ok ill walk you there"
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Needing to escort the new hires to the bathroom is so funny. Like "awww you gotta go peepee? Ok ill walk you there"
Tip for drivers:
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tip for drivers:
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
You are ALLOWED TO MISS YOUR FUCKING TURN. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE U-TURNS AT *DESIGNATED* MEDIANS. YOU CAN TURN DOWN SIDE STREETS IF YOU MISS YOUR TURN TO GET BACK TO IT. DONT CUT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS. Thank you for listening :3
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November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Taking all my robosona friends and mixing up their parts
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Taking all my robosona friends and mixing up their parts
I think id look hot as fuck wearing cut and sparkly champagne dress while laying on a glossy grand piano
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I think id look hot as fuck wearing cut and sparkly champagne dress while laying on a glossy grand piano
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"AI will replace you!!"
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"AI will replace you!!"
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh yeah? i'd like to see AI do a fat line of ketamine and fall into a hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No cheaaating. Post ur lock screen
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
No cheaaating. Post ur lock screen
Not if i can help it 😏
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not if i can help it 😏
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
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Wait it is a work day tomorrow. Never mind. This is correct :(
Work on cars in highschool. Fucking hated it. Learned to like working with my hands. Went into aviation maintenance. Get better......... starting to hate it >w>
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Work on cars in highschool. Fucking hated it. Learned to like working with my hands. Went into aviation maintenance. Get better......... starting to hate it >w>
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Your heart pounds out of your chest, your ears feel hot and your hands shake a little; your attempt to help your aunt with her new baby also triggers something else in you.
Jealousy?
No..maybe?
You crinkle the diaper between your fingers, you can barely hear your name being called. Your egg…cracks.
Jealousy?
No..maybe?
You crinkle the diaper between your fingers, you can barely hear your name being called. Your egg…cracks.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Your heart pounds out of your chest, your ears feel hot and your hands shake a little; your attempt to help your aunt with her new baby also triggers something else in you.
Jealousy?
No..maybe?
You crinkle the diaper between your fingers, you can barely hear your name being called. Your egg…cracks.
Jealousy?
No..maybe?
You crinkle the diaper between your fingers, you can barely hear your name being called. Your egg…cracks.
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a big plush tf comm from last month
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
a big plush tf comm from last month
LOOK AT MY LITTLE FIRMWARE FAWWWWWNNNNNN
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
LOOK AT MY LITTLE FIRMWARE FAWWWWWNNNNNN
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November 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
CW// irl wet diaper
Who wants to spend time with a certified sinner~
Who wants to spend time with a certified sinner~
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
CW// irl wet diaper
Who wants to spend time with a certified sinner~
Who wants to spend time with a certified sinner~
CW// irl wet diaper
Absolutely soaking your pants at a nonABDL party is the best vibe. It was starting to sag and pull my pants down 😇
Absolutely soaking your pants at a nonABDL party is the best vibe. It was starting to sag and pull my pants down 😇
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
CW// irl wet diaper
Absolutely soaking your pants at a nonABDL party is the best vibe. It was starting to sag and pull my pants down 😇
Absolutely soaking your pants at a nonABDL party is the best vibe. It was starting to sag and pull my pants down 😇
Party going on at my place. I walked up stairs and saw @shaneyote.bsky.social sitting in the playpen we have in the loft and he immediately goes "NOPE! OH NO! NOT YOU!" XD I dont even gotta do anything to tease people at this point 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 im that good
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Party going on at my place. I walked up stairs and saw @shaneyote.bsky.social sitting in the playpen we have in the loft and he immediately goes "NOPE! OH NO! NOT YOU!" XD I dont even gotta do anything to tease people at this point 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 im that good