HumbleBootyLover
@vampirecommie.bsky.social
27 y/o dude💜
Bi/Pan or whatever, I like people. Big supporter of outcasts and equality. Anarchist. ACAB. BLM.
I cannot make myself shut the fuck up
Bi/Pan or whatever, I like people. Big supporter of outcasts and equality. Anarchist. ACAB. BLM.
I cannot make myself shut the fuck up
Pinned
ART SHIT I LIKE
All The Young Dudes
Arcane (obsessed)
Fallout (ending after New Vegas of course)
NGE
TLOU(2)
Oshi No Ko
Stardew Valley
XCOM
Sci fi (Adrian Tchaikovsky !!!)
The Expanse (books and show), The 3 body problem books,
ASOIAF, and by extension HotD,
Pokémon esp nuzlock and shiny hunting
All The Young Dudes
Arcane (obsessed)
Fallout (ending after New Vegas of course)
NGE
TLOU(2)
Oshi No Ko
Stardew Valley
XCOM
Sci fi (Adrian Tchaikovsky !!!)
The Expanse (books and show), The 3 body problem books,
ASOIAF, and by extension HotD,
Pokémon esp nuzlock and shiny hunting
This is what God would look like if she was black and chinese... but wait... The picture didn't change?
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
This is what God would look like if she was black and chinese... but wait... The picture didn't change?
Stand up comedian but when I get up I just say "You know who should be shot?" And I never answer who. But you know
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Stand up comedian but when I get up I just say "You know who should be shot?" And I never answer who. But you know
you football people fucking disgust me. why are they playing with balls when they could be kicking bombs around? that'd be sweet. Fucking die? Respectfully?
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
you football people fucking disgust me. why are they playing with balls when they could be kicking bombs around? that'd be sweet. Fucking die? Respectfully?
Do y'all think Darth Maul's ass was red or black? It's metal now afaik but ya know before he was cut in half.
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Do y'all think Darth Maul's ass was red or black? It's metal now afaik but ya know before he was cut in half.
Nonprofit foundation that hooks up suicidal people with assassins. Not to kill them, but to train them to do one job with a very small chance of living thru it. For the greater good. Somebody should at least do a show about it
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Nonprofit foundation that hooks up suicidal people with assassins. Not to kill them, but to train them to do one job with a very small chance of living thru it. For the greater good. Somebody should at least do a show about it
Cuck anthem to the tune of "How to Save a Life" but it's "How to Fuck My Wife"
February 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Cuck anthem to the tune of "How to Save a Life" but it's "How to Fuck My Wife"
What if.. cats could laugh? Bad idea?
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
What if.. cats could laugh? Bad idea?
How many of our problems in the future would be solved if we made it so wealth wasn't inheritable? Ideally abolish capitalism, but if that's too much just make everybody start with the same nothing. Woulda stopped most politicians, most billionaires, most deplorable shitheads. Fuck dynasty
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
How many of our problems in the future would be solved if we made it so wealth wasn't inheritable? Ideally abolish capitalism, but if that's too much just make everybody start with the same nothing. Woulda stopped most politicians, most billionaires, most deplorable shitheads. Fuck dynasty
my favorite bit of conservative brain rot is when they blame something on wokeness that was obviously caused by greed or capitalism as a whole. It's like Occam's razor, never blame on ideology what can easily be explained by greed.
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
my favorite bit of conservative brain rot is when they blame something on wokeness that was obviously caused by greed or capitalism as a whole. It's like Occam's razor, never blame on ideology what can easily be explained by greed.
wannadiewannadiewannadiewannadiewannadie fucking god
every time I open these apps. also FUCK youtube so much one piece of good shit in this horrible world has been so fucked up now assumedly by AI it's unusable. Does that happen for anybody else? Just the same shit over and over and over
every time I open these apps. also FUCK youtube so much one piece of good shit in this horrible world has been so fucked up now assumedly by AI it's unusable. Does that happen for anybody else? Just the same shit over and over and over
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
wannadiewannadiewannadiewannadiewannadie fucking god
every time I open these apps. also FUCK youtube so much one piece of good shit in this horrible world has been so fucked up now assumedly by AI it's unusable. Does that happen for anybody else? Just the same shit over and over and over
every time I open these apps. also FUCK youtube so much one piece of good shit in this horrible world has been so fucked up now assumedly by AI it's unusable. Does that happen for anybody else? Just the same shit over and over and over
gay dog has BAD day
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
gay dog has BAD day
Heartbreaking... That e-girl you saw a cute pic of? She's a fucking racist. Maybe make better decisions next time
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Heartbreaking... That e-girl you saw a cute pic of? She's a fucking racist. Maybe make better decisions next time
shoot me in the fucking head, coward!!
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
shoot me in the fucking head, coward!!
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Me when my cryotube breaks and I'm awoken for the first time in a thousand years, "Erm, what the sigma?"
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Me when my cryotube breaks and I'm awoken for the first time in a thousand years, "Erm, what the sigma?"
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opens reddit and 12 seconds later i’m longing for the sweet release of death. odd
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
opens reddit and 12 seconds later i’m longing for the sweet release of death. odd
Youtube, you stupid pieces of shit, I am not watching Ads. I do not have any money. I’m not gonna buy your stuff, you are simply wasting my time and your time trying to get me to watch Ads simply to make my life work. Fuck you. Despite being fake ad men will all burn in hell one day at least.
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Youtube, you stupid pieces of shit, I am not watching Ads. I do not have any money. I’m not gonna buy your stuff, you are simply wasting my time and your time trying to get me to watch Ads simply to make my life work. Fuck you. Despite being fake ad men will all burn in hell one day at least.
god i fucking love xcom so much
October 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
god i fucking love xcom so much
ya know i was never into the thanks obama “meme” when it was being used to inaccurately blame obama for bad things he wasn’t doing (rather than things he absolutely was) but because of Obama rallying the democrats to steal the primary for Biden, we can actually say “Thanks Obama” for Trump now.
October 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
ya know i was never into the thanks obama “meme” when it was being used to inaccurately blame obama for bad things he wasn’t doing (rather than things he absolutely was) but because of Obama rallying the democrats to steal the primary for Biden, we can actually say “Thanks Obama” for Trump now.
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!! Listen up! Here’s how Joe Biden can still win!
October 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!! Listen up! Here’s how Joe Biden can still win!
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I want a stressful farming sim. I want a little plot of digital land that doesn't fucking respond to anything I want and the local military junta is threatening my beautiful fat wife unless I provide them with turnips which I fucking hate.
September 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I want a stressful farming sim. I want a little plot of digital land that doesn't fucking respond to anything I want and the local military junta is threatening my beautiful fat wife unless I provide them with turnips which I fucking hate.
astronomy at large is one of the things that makes me anti suicidal. i’m simply too curious to ever feel like dying is worth it, even when life is hell. So, not that anybody asked, but i think having things you simply need to know is really important at keeping you alive.
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
astronomy at large is one of the things that makes me anti suicidal. i’m simply too curious to ever feel like dying is worth it, even when life is hell. So, not that anybody asked, but i think having things you simply need to know is really important at keeping you alive.
There’s basically nothing in history or possible on earth more despicable than slavers. You might think oh rapers or murderers are worse, but because of the overlap of general evil slavers are almost always both of the above things as well. Uh can I get a fuck slavers?
September 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There’s basically nothing in history or possible on earth more despicable than slavers. You might think oh rapers or murderers are worse, but because of the overlap of general evil slavers are almost always both of the above things as well. Uh can I get a fuck slavers?