Vanessa and Friends
@vanessadementa.bsky.social
Eldritch witch, mischief maker, makes a good clamato. Class, sass, and a whole lot of ass~ Now with all of her silly and whimsical friends~
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When you see each symbol, that's who is in charge.
💜: Vanessa
👓: Agent
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🪃: Shelia
🧣: Van
🌌: Meda
🦶: Bis
😈: Dr. Skald
💜: Starting now, in fact, darlings~ See how it works?
💜: Vanessa
👓: Agent
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🪃: Shelia
🧣: Van
🌌: Meda
🦶: Bis
😈: Dr. Skald
💜: Starting now, in fact, darlings~ See how it works?
💜: Casually summoning demons from Hell for smooches~
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
💜: Casually summoning demons from Hell for smooches~
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
😈: Please abstain from that, I know where those lips have been. The ones above and the ones below.
💜: TF mistress battle royale for fun and/or profit (for me)~
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
💜: TF mistress battle royale for fun and/or profit (for me)~
👓: If and when the Vanessaverse gets more episodes written, I'd like to have an episode about Van, and about their identity relative to Vanessa. Would their self-esteem take a hit at being considered just an inferior dimensional variant?
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
👓: If and when the Vanessaverse gets more episodes written, I'd like to have an episode about Van, and about their identity relative to Vanessa. Would their self-esteem take a hit at being considered just an inferior dimensional variant?
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
🧣: Oh please, dearest. I'm fine.
...I'm fine.
👓: Rules for comedy: you need a straight man to counter the funny guy. Not everyone can be the funny guy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
👓: Rules for comedy: you need a straight man to counter the funny guy. Not everyone can be the funny guy.
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💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
💜: Coming from the stars beyond, I'm the cosmic (w)horror~
👓: Anyway just gonna rest tonight and contemplate being turned into some kinda furry girl if possible
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
👓: Anyway just gonna rest tonight and contemplate being turned into some kinda furry girl if possible
👓: Cons and pros of the day:
Cons: Retail during the Thanksgiving weekend, understaffing, general fatigue and the social battery burning quickly.
Pros: May do some writing tomorrow. Also there was a new SBEmail today I can watch.
Cons: Retail during the Thanksgiving weekend, understaffing, general fatigue and the social battery burning quickly.
Pros: May do some writing tomorrow. Also there was a new SBEmail today I can watch.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
👓: Cons and pros of the day:
Cons: Retail during the Thanksgiving weekend, understaffing, general fatigue and the social battery burning quickly.
Pros: May do some writing tomorrow. Also there was a new SBEmail today I can watch.
Cons: Retail during the Thanksgiving weekend, understaffing, general fatigue and the social battery burning quickly.
Pros: May do some writing tomorrow. Also there was a new SBEmail today I can watch.
💜: Obviously I make a good MILF, but I do have to wonder what the others would look like~ Amy, Bolt, et cetera~
🐭: U-um, I hope I would look like Mrs. Brisby...I-if that's okay...
🖥️: If my timeline goes to plan, I might be all machine by then, so I'm not sure if that'd count as being a milf.
🐭: U-um, I hope I would look like Mrs. Brisby...I-if that's okay...
🖥️: If my timeline goes to plan, I might be all machine by then, so I'm not sure if that'd count as being a milf.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
💜: Obviously I make a good MILF, but I do have to wonder what the others would look like~ Amy, Bolt, et cetera~
🐭: U-um, I hope I would look like Mrs. Brisby...I-if that's okay...
🖥️: If my timeline goes to plan, I might be all machine by then, so I'm not sure if that'd count as being a milf.
🐭: U-um, I hope I would look like Mrs. Brisby...I-if that's okay...
🖥️: If my timeline goes to plan, I might be all machine by then, so I'm not sure if that'd count as being a milf.
💜: Casually tweaking the reality settings and waiting for you to notice~
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
💜: Casually tweaking the reality settings and waiting for you to notice~
👓: We'd write more this week, but
*Gestures to Thanksgiving*
*Gestures to retail work*
Yeah.
*Gestures to Thanksgiving*
*Gestures to retail work*
Yeah.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
👓: We'd write more this week, but
*Gestures to Thanksgiving*
*Gestures to retail work*
Yeah.
*Gestures to Thanksgiving*
*Gestures to retail work*
Yeah.
💜: Weight gain via this. Discuss~
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
💜: Weight gain via this. Discuss~
👓: Currently I'll be finishing editing a friend's book, working on a Secret Santa story, and maybe getting some other stuff done.
I'd also like to finish another Vanessaverse script soon, this one about a sci-fi convention, collectible-pillaging nerds, and a drunk Doctor Who parody.
I'd also like to finish another Vanessaverse script soon, this one about a sci-fi convention, collectible-pillaging nerds, and a drunk Doctor Who parody.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
👓: Currently I'll be finishing editing a friend's book, working on a Secret Santa story, and maybe getting some other stuff done.
I'd also like to finish another Vanessaverse script soon, this one about a sci-fi convention, collectible-pillaging nerds, and a drunk Doctor Who parody.
I'd also like to finish another Vanessaverse script soon, this one about a sci-fi convention, collectible-pillaging nerds, and a drunk Doctor Who parody.
💜: Accurate representation of our personalities~
🐭: O-oh gosh...
🐭: O-oh gosh...
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
💜: Accurate representation of our personalities~
🐭: O-oh gosh...
🐭: O-oh gosh...
👓: I grew up reading. At first it was the immature things, like Captain Underpants, although that in turn inspired me to create things of my own. Comics. Stories. Characters. Whole worlds.
In lieu of coding skills to create games, writing for them is the next best thing for me.
Please hire me.
In lieu of coding skills to create games, writing for them is the next best thing for me.
Please hire me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
👓: I grew up reading. At first it was the immature things, like Captain Underpants, although that in turn inspired me to create things of my own. Comics. Stories. Characters. Whole worlds.
In lieu of coding skills to create games, writing for them is the next best thing for me.
Please hire me.
In lieu of coding skills to create games, writing for them is the next best thing for me.
Please hire me.
💜: Me, naturally~
🖥️: Well, I dunno, I've been getting a few fans myself :D
🐭: U-um, I don't really think it would be me...probably...
👓: Could be me, even.
💜: No it's not.
👓: No it's not.
🖥️: Well, I dunno, I've been getting a few fans myself :D
🐭: U-um, I don't really think it would be me...probably...
👓: Could be me, even.
💜: No it's not.
👓: No it's not.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
💜: Me, naturally~
🖥️: Well, I dunno, I've been getting a few fans myself :D
🐭: U-um, I don't really think it would be me...probably...
👓: Could be me, even.
💜: No it's not.
👓: No it's not.
🖥️: Well, I dunno, I've been getting a few fans myself :D
🐭: U-um, I don't really think it would be me...probably...
👓: Could be me, even.
💜: No it's not.
👓: No it's not.
💜: I'll always be inside you~
Literally, those changes will start progressing any second now~
Literally, those changes will start progressing any second now~
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
💜: I'll always be inside you~
Literally, those changes will start progressing any second now~
Literally, those changes will start progressing any second now~
💜: Feeling generous so what would you turn me into if given the opportunity?~
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
💜: Feeling generous so what would you turn me into if given the opportunity?~
💜: For all the mischief I cause, and all the pranks I pull on my darlings, I do adore them greatly. I'm so pleased to have friends who would stick around through it all~
So thank you. Truly.
So thank you. Truly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
💜: For all the mischief I cause, and all the pranks I pull on my darlings, I do adore them greatly. I'm so pleased to have friends who would stick around through it all~
So thank you. Truly.
So thank you. Truly.
💜: Would you smooch a witch?
A. Heck yeah
B. Heck yeah
C. Heck yeah
D. Heck yeah
A. Heck yeah
B. Heck yeah
C. Heck yeah
D. Heck yeah
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
💜: Would you smooch a witch?
A. Heck yeah
B. Heck yeah
C. Heck yeah
D. Heck yeah
A. Heck yeah
B. Heck yeah
C. Heck yeah
D. Heck yeah
😈: For those who complain I'm not a doctor, I just performed surgery on a patient.
👓: What was it for?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean what did he have?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean, what did you remove?
😈: The $900.
👓: No, what was his complaint?!
😈: The $900.
👓: What was it for?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean what did he have?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean, what did you remove?
😈: The $900.
👓: No, what was his complaint?!
😈: The $900.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈: For those who complain I'm not a doctor, I just performed surgery on a patient.
👓: What was it for?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean what did he have?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean, what did you remove?
😈: The $900.
👓: No, what was his complaint?!
😈: The $900.
👓: What was it for?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean what did he have?
😈: $900.
👓: No, I mean, what did you remove?
😈: The $900.
👓: No, what was his complaint?!
😈: The $900.
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🖥️: Hey guys, if I opened up testing for downloading yourselves into me, would I have any takers? While some of you might wind up in my limbs and neural synapses, my general hypothesis is that many of you will add some extra pounds to my biological body mass.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
🖥️: Hey guys, if I opened up testing for downloading yourselves into me, would I have any takers? While some of you might wind up in my limbs and neural synapses, my general hypothesis is that many of you will add some extra pounds to my biological body mass.
🖥️: Hey guys, if I opened up testing for downloading yourselves into me, would I have any takers? While some of you might wind up in my limbs and neural synapses, my general hypothesis is that many of you will add some extra pounds to my biological body mass.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
🖥️: Hey guys, if I opened up testing for downloading yourselves into me, would I have any takers? While some of you might wind up in my limbs and neural synapses, my general hypothesis is that many of you will add some extra pounds to my biological body mass.
👓: As I've said before, this was definitely a challenge on writing deliberately badly. Both Spamton and Queen have such distinctive speech styles that capturing it accurately is a task itself. But I'd like to think I've done it.
If anyone can leave some comments? Was this a return to form at all?
If anyone can leave some comments? Was this a return to form at all?
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GET READY FOR [[the adventure of your]] [[ant-sized]] LIFE WHEN YOU [[read 'em and]] THE LATEST [[quality licensed]] [[trash]] FROM EVERY BUDDY'S FAVORITE [[video game hacks]] WRITER!!!!
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November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
👓: As I've said before, this was definitely a challenge on writing deliberately badly. Both Spamton and Queen have such distinctive speech styles that capturing it accurately is a task itself. But I'd like to think I've done it.
If anyone can leave some comments? Was this a return to form at all?
If anyone can leave some comments? Was this a return to form at all?
👓: Also been playing a bit of Dark Cloud 2, and, well, I dunno. I think I hyped it up more in my head versus what it actually is, and it's *fine*, but it's not quite what I was aiming for here. It's more of a dungeon crawler than an open world adventure, and crafting is strict. A pity.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
👓: Also been playing a bit of Dark Cloud 2, and, well, I dunno. I think I hyped it up more in my head versus what it actually is, and it's *fine*, but it's not quite what I was aiming for here. It's more of a dungeon crawler than an open world adventure, and crafting is strict. A pity.