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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 1d

I love South Park

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure why she thinks it’s safe for her in America

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 3d

I hope she gets even more threats here

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 3d

Here’s Naomi Seibt: An opportunistic, extremist influencer for Germany’s far-right (literal Nazis). She’s begging for refuge in America after she backed anti-immigration politics.

Mango Mussolini will roll out the red carpet while WW2 vets roll in their graves.

A piss haired cow with eyes too far apart and eyebrows drawn on too close together. She’s wearing tacky black lace see through shirt over a red bra, and a red MAGA hat on her straw hair. Her skin is pasty white, fat nose and pursed lips with a smirk like she just smelled Trump’s wet fart and liked it.

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 4d

SNAP & EBT aren’t “handouts.” They’re survival tools in a country that underpays workers and overfeeds corporations.

Today’s Club Sesh breaks it down.
Live at 4:20 PM PT 🍃

www.youtube.com/live/h5Unp_3...

Snap, Crackle, Pot: Who Really Gets Help in America

YouTube video by Vanessa Lavorato

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 6d

Let’s all take a moment and look at California’s tastemakers to ask: Are they doing enough to support Prop 50?

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 13d

She might enjoy it topically if she doesn’t want to feel high. Try the Savior Salve, you can adjust the recipe to be the consistency she likes for her skin 💚

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 13d

When Truman oversaw the 1948–52 renovation of the White House, they gutted the interior but carefully preserved the original exterior walls.

Which makes the recent decision by Trump to bulldoze over the East Wing feel even more violating. 🇺🇸

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 13d

Will you please let me know what you make with your grandma? Also, thank you so much for supporting my work.

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 14d

it’s a very funny fabric. I have no idea where my mom found it.

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 14d

Spooky season is served 👁️✨

These Spooky Space Cake Pops are red velvet + cream cheese frosting infused with Nasha’s Moroccan Peaches + Gush Mints hash, filled with raspberry “blood,” and sealed in tempered white chocolate couverture 🎃💨

#sponsoredcontent #cakepops #NASHA

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 14d

Getting oyl’d up 💋 Olive Oyl walked so Rosie could rivet. A messy, loud, working woman way ahead of her time. This one’s for the feminists who dab. 💨💅

#OliveOyl #HashQueen #WeedWitch #EdiblesClub #halloween #popeye

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 22d

About to go live for a Chronic Ceviche Fiesta !!

www.youtube.com/live/3KqFud-...

Chronic Ceviche Fiesta: Fresh Fish, Infused Chips, & MJ Margaritas

YouTube video by Vanessa Lavorato

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 25d

California is voting YES ON 50!!! BLESS YOUR HEART TEXAS 😘

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 25d

live at 4:20 PM PT — club sesh is back!
we’re diving into the price of a good night’s sleep (and what happens when you can’t get it).
🔗 watch on youtube www.youtube.com/live/yOZAdeX...

The High Cost of Sleep: Where the Mind Goes at Night

YouTube video by Vanessa Lavorato

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · 29d

Watch me make a mess in the kitchen LIVE www.youtube.com/live/yU3T0nB...

Funnel Cake Cannoli with a Twist

Every Kitchen Sesh I try to take our edibles to higher levels, so meet the Funnel Cake Cannoli. It's part carnival, part Italian pastry, and fully ridiculous stoner food. I'll figure out how to shape ...

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 29

I don’t get high, I just get to normal.

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 27

Going live today with Inside Out Spagheddie Meatballs 🍝🔥 yes, spaghetti inside the meatballs. Come hang out & cook with me! www.youtube.com/live/2UUsWwI...

Inside Out Spagheddie Meatballs

YouTube video by Vanessa Lavorato

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 23

Almost like conservatives read “in pain you shall bring forth children” and decided to legislate it.

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 21

The Ultimate Choco-LIT Cake is here. Learn how to make edibles that taste amazing and dose smart. Kitchen Sesh live Saturdays 1:20pm PT + Club Sesh Wednesdays 4:20pm PT.

Grab my cookbook How to Eat Weed and Have a Good Time to bake along.
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#ChocoLITCake

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 21

Hear me out: California secedes to rejoin Mexico

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 19

Welcome!! I hope you win the raffle 💚

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 19

Getting high and cooking is a trust fall with yourself.

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 19

🎁 Mystery Box Giveaway 🎁
We’re raffling off a very special box inside The Edibles Club Patreon 👀 Once we reach 420 paid members, I’ll pull a winner.

Join —> patreon.com/ediblesclub #giveaway

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Vanessa Dora Lavorato @vanessamarigold.bsky.social · Sep 14

✨ Easy Infused Appetizer Recipe: Puff Puff Pastry! Peter Piper’s Peperonata + tangy goat cheese baked in puff pastry = the ultimate party bite.
📖 Peperonata recipe —-> amzn.to/3VPO7yW
📺 Live edible cooking shows every Saturday 1:20 PM PT on YouTube & Twitch
#ediblesclub #kitchensesh #htew

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