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horse boy. | #falloutrp | 18+ | eng/spa | mature themes.
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ARLO ANDAZONA.

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wandering cowboy, damn good tracker. rides a stolen synth horse. survivor of the rattletail massacre, biding his time to return for revenge.

#falloutrp. mdni. mature themes.
so y' lookin' at fish history?
Yeah but I don't know what words you know.
how's somethin' like a pun? it is or it ain't.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
how's somethin' like a pun? it is or it ain't.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
eh?
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
what's internet
She can see the reader's internet history.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
( wincing. ) i'm old, not deaf. how, uh, how can i help . . . ?
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
one interestin' lady . . .
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
sure can!
Can I get matching boots for King too?
'course you gotta have the boots t' back it up. i ain't goin' nowhere without my boots on, see? y' only as good as y' hat an' boots. folk forget that.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
'course you gotta have the boots t' back it up. i ain't goin' nowhere without my boots on, see? y' only as good as y' hat an' boots. folk forget that.
Prize money aka hat money
hmmm. good plan. a fine hat's mighty important f' y' character.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hmmm. good plan. a fine hat's mighty important f' y' character.
I'm gonna buy a new hat

And maybe a matching one for King
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ain't that . . . *rain*?
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
what is . . . vape?
hey girl wanna hit the vape
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i dunno, kim-girl.

all i know is, wherever you go, i'm goin'. so's if y' goin' home t' y' magic fantasy world, i'm comin' with, no matter what.
so my destiny is no longer available to me.
yes ma'am. and y' one o' us now, whether y' like it or not.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
yes ma'am. and y' one o' us now, whether y' like it or not.
mmm, then it is a good thing.
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
all o' us is.
animal, amst i?
don't i know it.

oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
don't i know it.

oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
i also BITE.
y' sure bark a lot.
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
y' sure bark a lot.
didst thou call me a DOG?
speaking o' wild dogs in my love life . . .
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
speaking o' wild dogs in my love life . . .
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i think your dog just bit my dog or somethin'?
What is… going on.
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
yes ma'am.
( showing a horribly ravaged planet earth to a group of humans. )

you did that.
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ain't you s'posed t' be neighin'?
wheezing
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
yes ma'am. an' who 're we t' tell her no? seems like a fine idea.
(Sage nodding...)

So...

The universe is sayin' it really wants Tirum to have hooves?
aw, well, it ain't the future y' oughta be lookin' at. 's the past, see? 'cos things go 'round 'n' 'round in some great big circle. same shit, diff'ren' day.

maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
aw, well, it ain't the future y' oughta be lookin' at. 's the past, see? 'cos things go 'round 'n' 'round in some great big circle. same shit, diff'ren' day.

maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
Yeah? What sort of future do you think it's showin'?
. . . yup, sounds 'bout right.

maybe it's a sign.
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
. . . yup, sounds 'bout right.

maybe it's a sign.
It happened again, Arlo.
p'haps i can be of service in this here debate.
October 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
p'haps i can be of service in this here debate.
Not really what they mean by hung like a horse, is it?
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM