Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
@vaughnwolff.bsky.social
Seattle, Washington
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Millennial/Est. 1985
Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date
Good eater/ Voracious Reader
I like to make little jokes.
Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent
Typos, galore!
wolffeyes.com
Pinned
Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
Physical proof of life. ✨
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Physical proof of life. ✨
I remember when FOSTA/SESTA hit and we all had to make the switch.
Swers have been warning everyone for years.
Swers have been warning everyone for years.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I remember when FOSTA/SESTA hit and we all had to make the switch.
Swers have been warning everyone for years.
Swers have been warning everyone for years.
“Onlyfans creators will now have to submit to background checks.”
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Onlyfans creators will now have to submit to background checks.”
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
So bizarre. Do we have any more info on this news? I can’t find anything besides a few articles that mention this happening as an Ai issue (it is).
The only time Udo Kier microblogged.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The only time Udo Kier microblogged.
I know it’s corny but it’s also p cute.
Also, if you’ve never done in person sex work do not use that website I mentioned it’s crawling with awful predators.
To the workers who make their money there: Godspeed 🫡🍀✨
Also, if you’ve never done in person sex work do not use that website I mentioned it’s crawling with awful predators.
To the workers who make their money there: Godspeed 🫡🍀✨
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I know it’s corny but it’s also p cute.
Also, if you’ve never done in person sex work do not use that website I mentioned it’s crawling with awful predators.
To the workers who make their money there: Godspeed 🫡🍀✨
Also, if you’ve never done in person sex work do not use that website I mentioned it’s crawling with awful predators.
To the workers who make their money there: Godspeed 🫡🍀✨
I remember it all very well looking back it was the summer I turned 30
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I remember it all very well looking back it was the summer I turned 30
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
I lived in a run down old punk house that was always kinda dirty
I didn’t have money for any nice things to say the least I was hard pressed
Then I joined a site called seeking arrangements, set my price and I ain’t looked back
Reposted by Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
A reminder that I'm raising $4k to support @scarleteen.com's staff and volunteer health fund to ensure that sex educators doing some of the BEST sex ed around are able to access health care. In an era of misinfo where most kids don't even get the most basic in school, Scarleteen is critical.
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A reminder that I'm raising $4k to support @scarleteen.com's staff and volunteer health fund to ensure that sex educators doing some of the BEST sex ed around are able to access health care. In an era of misinfo where most kids don't even get the most basic in school, Scarleteen is critical.
Bring up sex work and Bluesky gets really Nextdoorish.
Does that make sense to anyone else?
Does that make sense to anyone else?
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Bring up sex work and Bluesky gets really Nextdoorish.
Does that make sense to anyone else?
Does that make sense to anyone else?
He is finding humor (albeit -dark) in the idea of Stephen Miller assaulting a sex worker.
He is in no way saying sex workers are not killed - he is banking on it as the punchline to the joke.
He is in no way saying sex workers are not killed - he is banking on it as the punchline to the joke.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
He is finding humor (albeit -dark) in the idea of Stephen Miller assaulting a sex worker.
He is in no way saying sex workers are not killed - he is banking on it as the punchline to the joke.
He is in no way saying sex workers are not killed - he is banking on it as the punchline to the joke.
This is pretty!
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This is pretty!
It took me a minute to grasp that as well.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It took me a minute to grasp that as well.
Yep!
I care that she furthered the nasty work of the people she was diddling - and not at all that she was diddling them.
I care that she furthered the nasty work of the people she was diddling - and not at all that she was diddling them.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yep!
I care that she furthered the nasty work of the people she was diddling - and not at all that she was diddling them.
I care that she furthered the nasty work of the people she was diddling - and not at all that she was diddling them.
They’re ghouls.
You can turn it off you just can’t use spell check or grammar check if you do.
Thank goodness for protonmail.
You can turn it off you just can’t use spell check or grammar check if you do.
Thank goodness for protonmail.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They’re ghouls.
You can turn it off you just can’t use spell check or grammar check if you do.
Thank goodness for protonmail.
You can turn it off you just can’t use spell check or grammar check if you do.
Thank goodness for protonmail.
DONT WAAAYYYSTE YRRR TYYYME ONN MEEEEE YOUR ALLREADDY A VOICE INSIDE MY EDDD
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
DONT WAAAYYYSTE YRRR TYYYME ONN MEEEEE YOUR ALLREADDY A VOICE INSIDE MY EDDD
Yeaaaahhh!
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Yeaaaahhh!
Reposted by Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
You can’t even sneeze with the intensity of a hurricane anymore. Because of woke.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You can’t even sneeze with the intensity of a hurricane anymore. Because of woke.
I don’t care if journalists fuck their sources I care if they help bring about the end of modern medicine within a crumbling empire.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I don’t care if journalists fuck their sources I care if they help bring about the end of modern medicine within a crumbling empire.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
Journalist/politician/lawyer/wife
It’s nasty work if it hurts the masses.
Thank you! That job is one I have yet to try out but would consider it one day if the time allowance/training and money lined up. :)
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Thank you! That job is one I have yet to try out but would consider it one day if the time allowance/training and money lined up. :)
An author DMed asking how to find a sex worker sensitivity reader for a story.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
An author DMed asking how to find a sex worker sensitivity reader for a story.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
Any advice from colleagues, sensitivity readers or (lastly) people who think they may know where to start but aren’t sure.
It’s a game of pick and choose as to who to respond to in the comments.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s a game of pick and choose as to who to respond to in the comments.
Appreciate your perspective l, thanks.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Appreciate your perspective l, thanks.
Ive been called a bitch but those dog jokes don’t hit home as much as the deaths of me and my colleagues.
So I guess this reasoning doesn’t stand beyond one layer of comparison.
So I guess this reasoning doesn’t stand beyond one layer of comparison.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ive been called a bitch but those dog jokes don’t hit home as much as the deaths of me and my colleagues.
So I guess this reasoning doesn’t stand beyond one layer of comparison.
So I guess this reasoning doesn’t stand beyond one layer of comparison.
Reposted by Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The joke depends on people recognizing and finding humor in the possibility, not subverting it. Irony should challenge or subvert an expectation.
What do you think? (Honestly curious and not hostile at all)
What do you think? (Honestly curious and not hostile at all)
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The joke depends on people recognizing and finding humor in the possibility, not subverting it. Irony should challenge or subvert an expectation.
What do you think? (Honestly curious and not hostile at all)
What do you think? (Honestly curious and not hostile at all)
The joke is that Stephen Miller looks like the type of guy who murders sex workers. He has a very creepy vibe (we all agree) that serial killers may have (this is not the case lots are very charismatic). He was angry yesterday because of the trump meeting so would take that anger out on sex worker.
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The joke is that Stephen Miller looks like the type of guy who murders sex workers. He has a very creepy vibe (we all agree) that serial killers may have (this is not the case lots are very charismatic). He was angry yesterday because of the trump meeting so would take that anger out on sex worker.