Adam Shprintzen
@veghistory.bsky.social
Food historian, baseball fan, cat enthusiast.
Roasted mushrooms and paneer. This is just all kinds of amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Roasted mushrooms and paneer. This is just all kinds of amazing.
Times Tribune tower is officially lit for the season!
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Times Tribune tower is officially lit for the season!
I never want to yuck anyone’s yum but, uhhh, what the fuck?
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I never want to yuck anyone’s yum but, uhhh, what the fuck?
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Skokie takes a stand.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Skokie takes a stand.
Sheesh. 1-6 before conference play has even started is umm, ungood.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sheesh. 1-6 before conference play has even started is umm, ungood.
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A year ago today, Ruben Amorim took charge of his first Man United game.
He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A year ago today, Ruben Amorim took charge of his first Man United game.
He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
He's just seen them lose at home to an Everton side who played with 10 players for more than 75 minutes 👿
Given how physically Michael Cage played, I find it amazingly impressive that he is apparent amongst the NBA iron men.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Given how physically Michael Cage played, I find it amazingly impressive that he is apparent amongst the NBA iron men.
“Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal”
(Also, I have very many answers to this prompt…)
(Also, I have very many answers to this prompt…)
Name your fav They Might Be Giants song.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal”
(Also, I have very many answers to this prompt…)
(Also, I have very many answers to this prompt…)
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Who invests in critical thinking and who invests in an AI chatbot to help you think will be really telling.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who invests in critical thinking and who invests in an AI chatbot to help you think will be really telling.
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We get numb to Nikola Jokic’s excellence, but the dude is averaging:
30.4 points,
13.0 rebounds and
10.8 assists
while shooting
62.8% from the floor and
41.8% from three-point range.
Read that again.
Is that not the greatest offensive display over the first month of a season in NBA history?
30.4 points,
13.0 rebounds and
10.8 assists
while shooting
62.8% from the floor and
41.8% from three-point range.
Read that again.
Is that not the greatest offensive display over the first month of a season in NBA history?
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We get numb to Nikola Jokic’s excellence, but the dude is averaging:
30.4 points,
13.0 rebounds and
10.8 assists
while shooting
62.8% from the floor and
41.8% from three-point range.
Read that again.
Is that not the greatest offensive display over the first month of a season in NBA history?
30.4 points,
13.0 rebounds and
10.8 assists
while shooting
62.8% from the floor and
41.8% from three-point range.
Read that again.
Is that not the greatest offensive display over the first month of a season in NBA history?
There was a Trump Store nearby that is now recently empty with the signage still up. Someone in the dust on the window wrote, “felon” and “pedophile.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There was a Trump Store nearby that is now recently empty with the signage still up. Someone in the dust on the window wrote, “felon” and “pedophile.”
For some reason I find the fact that he keeps referring to him as “Bobby” in those excerpts to be truly disconcerting.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
For some reason I find the fact that he keeps referring to him as “Bobby” in those excerpts to be truly disconcerting.
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I bet Zohran just Remembered Some Guys with Trump. Crazy Eddie. Dr. Zizmor. Jacoby & Meyers.
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I bet Zohran just Remembered Some Guys with Trump. Crazy Eddie. Dr. Zizmor. Jacoby & Meyers.
There was just an ad on YouTube for a thermal sweater that rhetorically asked if you are layering and still freezing your, "man nipples." Otherwise known simply as nipples. So, I guess that sweaters now have to be marketed as extra masculine for reasons.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There was just an ad on YouTube for a thermal sweater that rhetorically asked if you are layering and still freezing your, "man nipples." Otherwise known simply as nipples. So, I guess that sweaters now have to be marketed as extra masculine for reasons.
Favorite moment of each week: I log off, pour a bourbon, eat some bread and olive oil, and listen to music while cooking for Shabbat. Just the best.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Favorite moment of each week: I log off, pour a bourbon, eat some bread and olive oil, and listen to music while cooking for Shabbat. Just the best.
The best is when students go out of their way to send along a song/movie/tv suggestion based on something we talked about in class.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The best is when students go out of their way to send along a song/movie/tv suggestion based on something we talked about in class.
The cat coming over when the yoga mat comes out…
a cartoon of a fairy crawling on the ground with the words " attention detriuen " written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a fairy crawling on the ground with the words " attention detriuen " written on the bottom
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November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The cat coming over when the yoga mat comes out…
I know we have become immune to how broken everything has become, but check out how mundane this fucked to lede reads from The NY Times newsletter…
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I know we have become immune to how broken everything has become, but check out how mundane this fucked to lede reads from The NY Times newsletter…
Give me all the spicy, coconut milk-based broth dishes with noodles this time of year, please.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Give me all the spicy, coconut milk-based broth dishes with noodles this time of year, please.
Trying to land on a song to start today’s class on Gender and the Cold War and “Party at Ground Zero” feels like it would be a little much for a morning class.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Trying to land on a song to start today’s class on Gender and the Cold War and “Party at Ground Zero” feels like it would be a little much for a morning class.
Someone(s) carved and put pumpkins on the porch of our apartment building and apparently has forgotten about them. They are a vibe.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Someone(s) carved and put pumpkins on the porch of our apartment building and apparently has forgotten about them. They are a vibe.
Also, I love KAT as a player. It’s also incredible how many times in a given game he hits the floor after a hard drive to the hoop.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Also, I love KAT as a player. It’s also incredible how many times in a given game he hits the floor after a hard drive to the hoop.
Basketball is weird.
And after all that, with their worst shooting half of the season, the Knicks take a two-point lead into halftime against the Mavs.
Brunson with 15 points and Bridges with 11.
Brunson with 15 points and Bridges with 11.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Basketball is weird.