Marrionette Apprentice Enjoyer
@veive.bsky.social
Aspiring Author | 4 color money pile enthusiast , currently a Goryo's player | Houston Sports Fan | Indigenous | Transexual and Intersex
she/her. Name is pronounce vay-ve. Same ei sound as vein or reign
she/her. Name is pronounce vay-ve. Same ei sound as vein or reign
Pinned
Part of it is definitely dodging the a lot of Eldrazi, but, as of Sept. 15th, I am 29-3 with 2 ID's since putting together this list at the beginning of the month.
Pinning this and attaching my spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Current List, will provide updates as I make them:
Pinning this and attaching my spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Current List, will provide updates as I make them:
I got home, I got stoned, this is now funny instead of infuriating. Still think Boros Energy players who don't bring their own tokens and use dice to represent them deserve to be drawn and quartered though.
I lost to Hero of Bladehold in 2026. LMAO.
Not my proudest one game and drop performance
I lost to Hero of Bladehold in 2026. LMAO.
Not my proudest one game and drop performance
Fuck this stupid game.
T1 Ragavan. T2 Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride. T3 Voice of Victory, Mana Tithe my Helga. T4 Exerted Arena of Glory for Hero of Bladehold.
And then this fucker has the nerve to ask me « Do you know how many Tokens I make here with the City's Blessing? »
Fuck you
T1 Ragavan. T2 Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride. T3 Voice of Victory, Mana Tithe my Helga. T4 Exerted Arena of Glory for Hero of Bladehold.
And then this fucker has the nerve to ask me « Do you know how many Tokens I make here with the City's Blessing? »
Fuck you
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I got home, I got stoned, this is now funny instead of infuriating. Still think Boros Energy players who don't bring their own tokens and use dice to represent them deserve to be drawn and quartered though.
I lost to Hero of Bladehold in 2026. LMAO.
Not my proudest one game and drop performance
I lost to Hero of Bladehold in 2026. LMAO.
Not my proudest one game and drop performance
Fuck this stupid game.
T1 Ragavan. T2 Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride. T3 Voice of Victory, Mana Tithe my Helga. T4 Exerted Arena of Glory for Hero of Bladehold.
And then this fucker has the nerve to ask me « Do you know how many Tokens I make here with the City's Blessing? »
Fuck you
T1 Ragavan. T2 Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride. T3 Voice of Victory, Mana Tithe my Helga. T4 Exerted Arena of Glory for Hero of Bladehold.
And then this fucker has the nerve to ask me « Do you know how many Tokens I make here with the City's Blessing? »
Fuck you
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Fuck this stupid game.
T1 Ragavan. T2 Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride. T3 Voice of Victory, Mana Tithe my Helga. T4 Exerted Arena of Glory for Hero of Bladehold.
And then this fucker has the nerve to ask me « Do you know how many Tokens I make here with the City's Blessing? »
Fuck you
T1 Ragavan. T2 Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride, Ocelot Pride. T3 Voice of Victory, Mana Tithe my Helga. T4 Exerted Arena of Glory for Hero of Bladehold.
And then this fucker has the nerve to ask me « Do you know how many Tokens I make here with the City's Blessing? »
Fuck you
Went 3-1 w/ KeruHelga last night (we are not talking about the loss), too broke to be comfortable with the poker buy in tonight (especially because it's Omaha and I cannot seem to let go of any hand when playing Omaha)
Guess we run KeruHelga back tonight? Maybe Blimps? Energy? None of it sounds fun
Guess we run KeruHelga back tonight? Maybe Blimps? Energy? None of it sounds fun
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Went 3-1 w/ KeruHelga last night (we are not talking about the loss), too broke to be comfortable with the poker buy in tonight (especially because it's Omaha and I cannot seem to let go of any hand when playing Omaha)
Guess we run KeruHelga back tonight? Maybe Blimps? Energy? None of it sounds fun
Guess we run KeruHelga back tonight? Maybe Blimps? Energy? None of it sounds fun
One of my favorite former coworkers came into today asking if AB-JB was working, looking for me.
Honestly forgot how cute of a nickname that was for me.
VB-JB just doesn't roll off the tongue and Veivie JB leaves out an initial
Honestly forgot how cute of a nickname that was for me.
VB-JB just doesn't roll off the tongue and Veivie JB leaves out an initial
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
One of my favorite former coworkers came into today asking if AB-JB was working, looking for me.
Honestly forgot how cute of a nickname that was for me.
VB-JB just doesn't roll off the tongue and Veivie JB leaves out an initial
Honestly forgot how cute of a nickname that was for me.
VB-JB just doesn't roll off the tongue and Veivie JB leaves out an initial
Me and the boys are showing up to play some Lorwyn Eclipsed cards in modern tonight. I'm trying two Wistfulness in my sideboard.
I asked the crew not to make me pull cards from other decks for bad ideas and they both said « Don't worry Vei, we're not playing bad decks, we're playing dogshit piles »
I asked the crew not to make me pull cards from other decks for bad ideas and they both said « Don't worry Vei, we're not playing bad decks, we're playing dogshit piles »
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Me and the boys are showing up to play some Lorwyn Eclipsed cards in modern tonight. I'm trying two Wistfulness in my sideboard.
I asked the crew not to make me pull cards from other decks for bad ideas and they both said « Don't worry Vei, we're not playing bad decks, we're playing dogshit piles »
I asked the crew not to make me pull cards from other decks for bad ideas and they both said « Don't worry Vei, we're not playing bad decks, we're playing dogshit piles »
Just witnessed the most devastating MTGO exchange.
My friend escapes Kroxa, puts the trigger on the stack, his opponent has two cards in hand.
The Boros Energy players types < lol >, discards Phlage, untaps, plays Arena of Glory, escapes Phlage, shoots Kroxa, attacks with it, shoots Kroxa
My friend escapes Kroxa, puts the trigger on the stack, his opponent has two cards in hand.
The Boros Energy players types < lol >, discards Phlage, untaps, plays Arena of Glory, escapes Phlage, shoots Kroxa, attacks with it, shoots Kroxa
January 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Just witnessed the most devastating MTGO exchange.
My friend escapes Kroxa, puts the trigger on the stack, his opponent has two cards in hand.
The Boros Energy players types < lol >, discards Phlage, untaps, plays Arena of Glory, escapes Phlage, shoots Kroxa, attacks with it, shoots Kroxa
My friend escapes Kroxa, puts the trigger on the stack, his opponent has two cards in hand.
The Boros Energy players types < lol >, discards Phlage, untaps, plays Arena of Glory, escapes Phlage, shoots Kroxa, attacks with it, shoots Kroxa
« Hey Vei, how is your handwriting so good but your numbers look so fucking ugly? »
« Wait, give her some credit. 1s, 4s, 7s and 9s are pretty nice. Anything with a curve? Uglier than roadkill »
« Yeah. Vei, how the fuck can you write a 9 but not a 6? »
Me: « Upside down d »
« Oh yeah! Autism »
« Wait, give her some credit. 1s, 4s, 7s and 9s are pretty nice. Anything with a curve? Uglier than roadkill »
« Yeah. Vei, how the fuck can you write a 9 but not a 6? »
Me: « Upside down d »
« Oh yeah! Autism »
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
« Hey Vei, how is your handwriting so good but your numbers look so fucking ugly? »
« Wait, give her some credit. 1s, 4s, 7s and 9s are pretty nice. Anything with a curve? Uglier than roadkill »
« Yeah. Vei, how the fuck can you write a 9 but not a 6? »
Me: « Upside down d »
« Oh yeah! Autism »
« Wait, give her some credit. 1s, 4s, 7s and 9s are pretty nice. Anything with a curve? Uglier than roadkill »
« Yeah. Vei, how the fuck can you write a 9 but not a 6? »
Me: « Upside down d »
« Oh yeah! Autism »
The Texans lost and the romance anime I started watching ended up being heartbreakingly sad.
Can a bitch buy a win today?
Can a bitch buy a win today?
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The Texans lost and the romance anime I started watching ended up being heartbreakingly sad.
Can a bitch buy a win today?
Can a bitch buy a win today?
It's so fucking over
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
It's so fucking over
Hey you. Yes, you, the person reading this.
Did you happen to open a lot of Zendikar Rising or somehow end up with a ton of Zendikar Rising bulk? If so, can you do me a favor?
Look through it for any copies of the following cards?
Did you happen to open a lot of Zendikar Rising or somehow end up with a ton of Zendikar Rising bulk? If so, can you do me a favor?
Look through it for any copies of the following cards?
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Hey you. Yes, you, the person reading this.
Did you happen to open a lot of Zendikar Rising or somehow end up with a ton of Zendikar Rising bulk? If so, can you do me a favor?
Look through it for any copies of the following cards?
Did you happen to open a lot of Zendikar Rising or somehow end up with a ton of Zendikar Rising bulk? If so, can you do me a favor?
Look through it for any copies of the following cards?
Chat, is this limited Splinter Twin?
January 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Chat, is this limited Splinter Twin?
Reposted by Marrionette Apprentice Enjoyer
I don't think I've opened a box since I went fetchland hunting in Khans, but is 9 mythics still an above average hit rate?
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I don't think I've opened a box since I went fetchland hunting in Khans, but is 9 mythics still an above average hit rate?
I don't think I've opened a box since I went fetchland hunting in Khans, but is 9 mythics still an above average hit rate?
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I don't think I've opened a box since I went fetchland hunting in Khans, but is 9 mythics still an above average hit rate?
Conceded in the finals because I didn't want to play anymore. What am I supposed to do with this though?
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Conceded in the finals because I didn't want to play anymore. What am I supposed to do with this though?
3-1 and the only x-1 to make top 8. I gotta play 3 more rounds of this shit.
I work at 4am and then I have to pre-release again tomorrow
I work at 4am and then I have to pre-release again tomorrow
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 AM
3-1 and the only x-1 to make top 8. I gotta play 3 more rounds of this shit.
I work at 4am and then I have to pre-release again tomorrow
I work at 4am and then I have to pre-release again tomorrow
5 color Gator is 2-1 at pre-release so far. Wtf?!
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
5 color Gator is 2-1 at pre-release so far. Wtf?!
This lady? A fucking menace.
The rest of my seal pool that has me playing 17 basic land 5 color vivid. Ass. Incredibly ass
The rest of my seal pool that has me playing 17 basic land 5 color vivid. Ass. Incredibly ass
This wasn't in any of the guides I read. Do I play it?
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This lady? A fucking menace.
The rest of my seal pool that has me playing 17 basic land 5 color vivid. Ass. Incredibly ass
The rest of my seal pool that has me playing 17 basic land 5 color vivid. Ass. Incredibly ass
This wasn't in any of the guides I read. Do I play it?
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This wasn't in any of the guides I read. Do I play it?
I thought I was never going to do sealed or limited again, so I got way too willing to trade my unglued basics away and now I only have 24 in total instead of the 10 of each I would want. RIP
Maybe my sealed pool will support RBx so I can use 16 of my own basics
Maybe my sealed pool will support RBx so I can use 16 of my own basics
January 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I thought I was never going to do sealed or limited again, so I got way too willing to trade my unglued basics away and now I only have 24 in total instead of the 10 of each I would want. RIP
Maybe my sealed pool will support RBx so I can use 16 of my own basics
Maybe my sealed pool will support RBx so I can use 16 of my own basics
Pre-release is how much now?!
January 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Pre-release is how much now?!
Can't get in for a vision check in until March. Very frustrating, but they told me that I would probably never drive and now it's in grasp, so we'll call that a win for the doing things out of spite camp
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Can't get in for a vision check in until March. Very frustrating, but they told me that I would probably never drive and now it's in grasp, so we'll call that a win for the doing things out of spite camp
Scored perfect on the written exam.
Failed the vision test.
Maybe the fact that I have memorized every magic card based solely off the shape of the blobs in the artwork should've told me something.
Failed the vision test.
Maybe the fact that I have memorized every magic card based solely off the shape of the blobs in the artwork should've told me something.
Taking my driver's permit test after work today! Wish me luck
January 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Scored perfect on the written exam.
Failed the vision test.
Maybe the fact that I have memorized every magic card based solely off the shape of the blobs in the artwork should've told me something.
Failed the vision test.
Maybe the fact that I have memorized every magic card based solely off the shape of the blobs in the artwork should've told me something.
Taking my driver's permit test after work today! Wish me luck
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Taking my driver's permit test after work today! Wish me luck
You like one too many Allosaurus edits and this is what the TikTok algorithm feeds you
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
You like one too many Allosaurus edits and this is what the TikTok algorithm feeds you
Another modern MTG YouTube channel I enjoyed for gameplay has gotten onto the every WotC decision is Doomsday grifter path. I don't want to watch you react to a reddit post about commander players bitching about other commander players.
Put the Yawgmoth gameplay video in the bag, bro
Put the Yawgmoth gameplay video in the bag, bro
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Another modern MTG YouTube channel I enjoyed for gameplay has gotten onto the every WotC decision is Doomsday grifter path. I don't want to watch you react to a reddit post about commander players bitching about other commander players.
Put the Yawgmoth gameplay video in the bag, bro
Put the Yawgmoth gameplay video in the bag, bro