Veles
@veleshorn.bsky.social
Queer, Witch, Book Lover, Horror Nerd, Dog Dad, Baker. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💙🍉
Just asked the barista for the largest cup of diesel he legally sell me.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just asked the barista for the largest cup of diesel he legally sell me.
Speaking of middle age: I’ve overhauled my wardrobe. All pants are stretch fabric with drawstrings. Shoes are orthopedic slip-ons. Everything is the same five colors. I’ll be goddamned if I ever wear a belt or herniate a disc tying a shoe again
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Speaking of middle age: I’ve overhauled my wardrobe. All pants are stretch fabric with drawstrings. Shoes are orthopedic slip-ons. Everything is the same five colors. I’ll be goddamned if I ever wear a belt or herniate a disc tying a shoe again
I’ve reached the point of middle age where im irrationally angry at modern covers of Christmas songs.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’ve reached the point of middle age where im irrationally angry at modern covers of Christmas songs.
Top five film genres:
- Witches not looking for a boyfriend
- She’s wearing a fur coat and has an automatic in her stocking
- Stylish woman owns a fabulous apartment and owns some kind of shoppe
- These MF’s is Gay
- The neighbors are Satanists
- Witches not looking for a boyfriend
- She’s wearing a fur coat and has an automatic in her stocking
- Stylish woman owns a fabulous apartment and owns some kind of shoppe
- These MF’s is Gay
- The neighbors are Satanists
Top five film genres:
-what if we ate the neighbors
-what if we had lots of weird sex and THEN ate the neighbors
-rich people are sad
-children are monsters, actually
-an actress took guitar lessons
-what if we ate the neighbors
-what if we had lots of weird sex and THEN ate the neighbors
-rich people are sad
-children are monsters, actually
-an actress took guitar lessons
Top five film genres:
-mystical contemplation through sick fucking swordfights
-the Middle Ages were quite horny, actually
-We could make out if it weren’t for my code of honor
-I got lost in fairyland and learned my parents weren’t so bad
-sure the fascists are winning but at least we have dreams
-mystical contemplation through sick fucking swordfights
-the Middle Ages were quite horny, actually
-We could make out if it weren’t for my code of honor
-I got lost in fairyland and learned my parents weren’t so bad
-sure the fascists are winning but at least we have dreams
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Top five film genres:
- Witches not looking for a boyfriend
- She’s wearing a fur coat and has an automatic in her stocking
- Stylish woman owns a fabulous apartment and owns some kind of shoppe
- These MF’s is Gay
- The neighbors are Satanists
- Witches not looking for a boyfriend
- She’s wearing a fur coat and has an automatic in her stocking
- Stylish woman owns a fabulous apartment and owns some kind of shoppe
- These MF’s is Gay
- The neighbors are Satanists
It feels right that I’m cleaning out my parents house to make it my home during the Halloween season. There is so much to purge and bury, finally, forever. Might fuck around and paint the walls all of my favorite colors.
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It feels right that I’m cleaning out my parents house to make it my home during the Halloween season. There is so much to purge and bury, finally, forever. Might fuck around and paint the walls all of my favorite colors.
Everyone! @keldenmercury.bsky.social is back online! Go give him some love!
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Everyone! @keldenmercury.bsky.social is back online! Go give him some love!
I’ve had so much Churchianity shoved in my face in the last two weeks that my jaw hurts from keeping a polite smile locked on my face. My mom wasn’t religious in an organized way but appearances had to be kept up. Today is for chocolate, listening to her favorite music and hailing Satan.
September 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’ve had so much Churchianity shoved in my face in the last two weeks that my jaw hurts from keeping a polite smile locked on my face. My mom wasn’t religious in an organized way but appearances had to be kept up. Today is for chocolate, listening to her favorite music and hailing Satan.
It’s a night for caftans, sandalwood incense, and 70’s witch movies: The Initiaton of Sarah, Satan’s School for Girls, and Mark of the Witch.
August 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It’s a night for caftans, sandalwood incense, and 70’s witch movies: The Initiaton of Sarah, Satan’s School for Girls, and Mark of the Witch.
This scene is still too real. The disappointment never ends.
June 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This scene is still too real. The disappointment never ends.
Recent Movie Favorites:
“Pee-Wee As Himself” 10/10. Have tissues handy. A beautiful tribute and I hope Paul Reubens knew how much he was loved.
“The Ugly Stepsister” 10/10. TW: Body horror, nudity, sexual content. Fabulous! This is the sort of dark fairy tale I crave.
“Pee-Wee As Himself” 10/10. Have tissues handy. A beautiful tribute and I hope Paul Reubens knew how much he was loved.
“The Ugly Stepsister” 10/10. TW: Body horror, nudity, sexual content. Fabulous! This is the sort of dark fairy tale I crave.
June 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Recent Movie Favorites:
“Pee-Wee As Himself” 10/10. Have tissues handy. A beautiful tribute and I hope Paul Reubens knew how much he was loved.
“The Ugly Stepsister” 10/10. TW: Body horror, nudity, sexual content. Fabulous! This is the sort of dark fairy tale I crave.
“Pee-Wee As Himself” 10/10. Have tissues handy. A beautiful tribute and I hope Paul Reubens knew how much he was loved.
“The Ugly Stepsister” 10/10. TW: Body horror, nudity, sexual content. Fabulous! This is the sort of dark fairy tale I crave.
Veles-coded characters.
May 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Veles-coded characters.
Dream: designed and performed in a a country musical production of Lysistrata set in the 1960’s. It was fabulous.
May 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dream: designed and performed in a a country musical production of Lysistrata set in the 1960’s. It was fabulous.
This is 40: a wild Friday night in with chicory coffee and a black and white movie lineup. Tonight’s menu: Sunset Boulevard, The Damned Don’t Cry, The Maltese Falcon.
April 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This is 40: a wild Friday night in with chicory coffee and a black and white movie lineup. Tonight’s menu: Sunset Boulevard, The Damned Don’t Cry, The Maltese Falcon.
It’s Easter Sunday. Time to read The Bible.
April 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s Easter Sunday. Time to read The Bible.
Well obviously. Whomst else would you amuse yourself with?
April 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Well obviously. Whomst else would you amuse yourself with?
I just want to be in the woods, singing love songs to the Devil. youtu.be/fM88o4RXBy8?...
June Carter Cash - Wildwood Flower 1985
YouTube video by When The Cowboy Sings
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March 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just want to be in the woods, singing love songs to the Devil. youtu.be/fM88o4RXBy8?...
Making it harder to hide in plain sight…
March 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Making it harder to hide in plain sight…
WW2 Beauty: Lipstick, Lies, & Hitler's Obsession
YouTube video by Erin Parsons Makeup
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March 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Another addition to my Oz collection.
March 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Another addition to my Oz collection.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
March 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
I refuse to give in to this despair.
February 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I refuse to give in to this despair.
At this point, If I happened to stumble into the Otherworld, I would absolutely accept food from the Fae as long as my dogs could come with me.
February 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
At this point, If I happened to stumble into the Otherworld, I would absolutely accept food from the Fae as long as my dogs could come with me.
A highlight of this space is finding, or being found by, folks I haven’t seen online for years. This makes me happy.
January 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
A highlight of this space is finding, or being found by, folks I haven’t seen online for years. This makes me happy.
My Instagram feed is overrun by right-wing ads and I am not amused.
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My Instagram feed is overrun by right-wing ads and I am not amused.