Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
@velospence.bsky.social
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velospence.bsky.social
that goal was kinda Aidan’s fault but also really nicely taken, anyway he’s perfect so be nice to him
velospence.bsky.social
considering the production value of most mega churches, i would be so into a Worship halftime show
tom.medsky.social
The Turning Point counter halftime show website is not only fishing for your personal info, it lets you vote on the genre of music.
A web page screen shot allowing the user to vote on the genre:

What music genres would you like to see featured? *

Anything In English

Americana

Classic Rock

Country

Hip Hop

Pop

Worship
velospence.bsky.social
these fucking guys saying “they love to see the player Pulisic has become” like they weren’t calling for his fucking head for not playing in the Gold Cup
velospence.bsky.social
sorta weird to have “hispanic heritage night” for an international game while armed thugs are disappearing people left and right
velospence.bsky.social
american patriotism is weird anyway so let’s look at the starting line up for the boys team:

attacking Morris is new to me but yolo i guess
weah balo morris

mckennie tillman arfsten tessmann

richard’s team robinson

freeze
velospence.bsky.social
my favorite thing about international football is the spritely, central/south american national anthems followed by the us national anthem that sounds like a lullaby
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prisonculture.bsky.social
CHICAGO: REBUILD is providing therapy to folks detained by ICE. Please feel free to let people know.

findmeatherapist.org
Find Me A Therapist
findmeatherapist.org
velospence.bsky.social
didn’t expect this stuff to smell like mouthwash or be thick, but it works exceptionally well.

kinda like it, not gonna lie
two same size tubes of prestacycle one 

small print says 
dry lube
wet lube
bike wash
degreaser 
rust remover
rust protector
anti-seize 
paint protection 
metal polish 
leather conditioner
velospence.bsky.social
them: i invested my life savings in crypto

me: i invested my life savings in a seasonal, spooky pop up shop
velospence.bsky.social
congrats to whoever bought Spirit Halloween stock earlier this week
djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
velospence.bsky.social
doing 150km tomorrow on 12spd mechanical shifting

AMA
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slackermom.bsky.social
Was just at a neighborhood school at dismissal. Hundreds of people with whistles surrounding the school and stationed down every block making sure ICE doesn’t snatch anyone. The same is happening at all the schools around here. I love my neighborhood and I love Chicago.
velospence.bsky.social
this could be one of those life-altering moments but being weak, chasing grift it may hardly register and that makes me to incredibly sad.
velospence.bsky.social
Philly is fucking great for cycling.

less than 6 miles (as the crow flies) from Center City. #phillyisgreatforcycling
a two lane road meanders between lush green forest with a rusty guardrail lining the right side a two lane road meanders between house under partly sunny skies a rail-trail MUP with a wooden fence and green foliage
velospence.bsky.social
i like the feeling of a haircut, i don’t like the small talk or casual conversation. they barber is good, and def. and interesting fella, but just not my thing.

no before and after but + i don’t post my face on here (or haven’t in a very long time)
velospence.bsky.social
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velospence.bsky.social
dear Ben Healy please eat your wheaties tomorrow morning
firstcycling.com
Final startlist of Il Lombardia #ILombardia

firstcycling.com/race.php?r=2...
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farfarraway.bsky.social
It’s a tough day, Philly, but shout out to whoever did this. At first I thought it was a PennDOT f up but someone was just really amazing at elongating that apostrophe.
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velospence.bsky.social
friends don't let friends share AI slop
velospence.bsky.social
i faced all my fears and social anxieties and went for a haircut
velospence.bsky.social
friends don't let friends share AI slop