Vernacularshift
@vernacularshift.bsky.social
Photographer, writer, dork, leftist. In Minneapolis
Trying Blades in the Dark for the first time at Con of the North. Loving it. Totally get how you could make an Animorphs game out of it
February 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Trying Blades in the Dark for the first time at Con of the North. Loving it. Totally get how you could make an Animorphs game out of it
Caligula wasn't in the Epstein files
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Caligula wasn't in the Epstein files
The longer you ponder the orb, the more likely the orb is to ponder you.
Scale mail made by yours truly
Model - kittnkadavour
#color #fantasycosplay
#scalemail #vhsfantasy #magick
Scale mail made by yours truly
Model - kittnkadavour
#color #fantasycosplay
#scalemail #vhsfantasy #magick
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The longer you ponder the orb, the more likely the orb is to ponder you.
Scale mail made by yours truly
Model - kittnkadavour
#color #fantasycosplay
#scalemail #vhsfantasy #magick
Scale mail made by yours truly
Model - kittnkadavour
#color #fantasycosplay
#scalemail #vhsfantasy #magick
Staging area for con of the north
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Staging area for con of the north
deleting myself in the reflection in pictures so I don't become a mirror monster
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
deleting myself in the reflection in pictures so I don't become a mirror monster
Summoning the spirits from beyond the veil of reality
Model - kittnkadavour
#neewer #skull #fantasy #spookyfantasy #darkportraits
Model - kittnkadavour
#neewer #skull #fantasy #spookyfantasy #darkportraits
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Summoning the spirits from beyond the veil of reality
Model - kittnkadavour
#neewer #skull #fantasy #spookyfantasy #darkportraits
Model - kittnkadavour
#neewer #skull #fantasy #spookyfantasy #darkportraits
Last work from home day for the rest of the week so I'm dancing around to Victor Jones at my desk while archiving documents and applying for jorbs
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Last work from home day for the rest of the week so I'm dancing around to Victor Jones at my desk while archiving documents and applying for jorbs
Eat The Reich.
Local vampire baddies are doing their part to fight ICE and fight for our crumbling democracy.
What will you do? (Please DM me if you need resources and places to donate)
Model instas- deadgirlsuperstar13 tangledrebellion
#nokings #fuckice #eatthereich
Local vampire baddies are doing their part to fight ICE and fight for our crumbling democracy.
What will you do? (Please DM me if you need resources and places to donate)
Model instas- deadgirlsuperstar13 tangledrebellion
#nokings #fuckice #eatthereich
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Eat The Reich.
Local vampire baddies are doing their part to fight ICE and fight for our crumbling democracy.
What will you do? (Please DM me if you need resources and places to donate)
Model instas- deadgirlsuperstar13 tangledrebellion
#nokings #fuckice #eatthereich
Local vampire baddies are doing their part to fight ICE and fight for our crumbling democracy.
What will you do? (Please DM me if you need resources and places to donate)
Model instas- deadgirlsuperstar13 tangledrebellion
#nokings #fuckice #eatthereich
Watching She Is Conann on the day after shooting these Sword and Sorcery themed pics with KittnKadavour . Staying on theme.
Scale Mail top by me. Sword from my friend Gary's basement
#vallejo #fantasy #swords #scalemail
Scale Mail top by me. Sword from my friend Gary's basement
#vallejo #fantasy #swords #scalemail
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Watching She Is Conann on the day after shooting these Sword and Sorcery themed pics with KittnKadavour . Staying on theme.
Scale Mail top by me. Sword from my friend Gary's basement
#vallejo #fantasy #swords #scalemail
Scale Mail top by me. Sword from my friend Gary's basement
#vallejo #fantasy #swords #scalemail
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Living in Minnesota right now means getting your heart broken every day, multiple times a day. Some days it also means having your faith in humanity restored. Please keep watching Minnesota, if you live elsewhere. Things are still dire.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Living in Minnesota right now means getting your heart broken every day, multiple times a day. Some days it also means having your faith in humanity restored. Please keep watching Minnesota, if you live elsewhere. Things are still dire.
Purple sorcerer is such a wildly helpful utility.
Just remembered that I need pregens for a con next weekend while I was out for lunch.
Pulled up the site, it had the specific weird DCC adventure I'll be running as a sub table, so I was able to just generate them all while sitting here
Just remembered that I need pregens for a con next weekend while I was out for lunch.
Pulled up the site, it had the specific weird DCC adventure I'll be running as a sub table, so I was able to just generate them all while sitting here
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Purple sorcerer is such a wildly helpful utility.
Just remembered that I need pregens for a con next weekend while I was out for lunch.
Pulled up the site, it had the specific weird DCC adventure I'll be running as a sub table, so I was able to just generate them all while sitting here
Just remembered that I need pregens for a con next weekend while I was out for lunch.
Pulled up the site, it had the specific weird DCC adventure I'll be running as a sub table, so I was able to just generate them all while sitting here
Report from RPG night:
Playing a wild west fantasy RPG (Deadlands). Playing a sort of poker/demon summoner magician guy.
Our foes had one too. GM tried to get him to cast a spell at us (with silly onerous rules), he whiffed on the spell, and then I just dropped him with a revolver.
Playing a wild west fantasy RPG (Deadlands). Playing a sort of poker/demon summoner magician guy.
Our foes had one too. GM tried to get him to cast a spell at us (with silly onerous rules), he whiffed on the spell, and then I just dropped him with a revolver.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Report from RPG night:
Playing a wild west fantasy RPG (Deadlands). Playing a sort of poker/demon summoner magician guy.
Our foes had one too. GM tried to get him to cast a spell at us (with silly onerous rules), he whiffed on the spell, and then I just dropped him with a revolver.
Playing a wild west fantasy RPG (Deadlands). Playing a sort of poker/demon summoner magician guy.
Our foes had one too. GM tried to get him to cast a spell at us (with silly onerous rules), he whiffed on the spell, and then I just dropped him with a revolver.
Tomorrow in photography:
1. Volunteer shoot for an event with a bunch of rabbits
2. Shoot with a model wearing a custom made scale mail top that I built over the last month
1. Volunteer shoot for an event with a bunch of rabbits
2. Shoot with a model wearing a custom made scale mail top that I built over the last month
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Tomorrow in photography:
1. Volunteer shoot for an event with a bunch of rabbits
2. Shoot with a model wearing a custom made scale mail top that I built over the last month
1. Volunteer shoot for an event with a bunch of rabbits
2. Shoot with a model wearing a custom made scale mail top that I built over the last month
It's February.
You are probably scrambling to book Valentine's shoots.
Consider me!
Model - Lillian - www.instagram.com/lilgardenfai...
Vibes inspired by the Love Witch and maybe a little Shannon Brooke
You are probably scrambling to book Valentine's shoots.
Consider me!
Model - Lillian - www.instagram.com/lilgardenfai...
Vibes inspired by the Love Witch and maybe a little Shannon Brooke
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
It's February.
You are probably scrambling to book Valentine's shoots.
Consider me!
Model - Lillian - www.instagram.com/lilgardenfai...
Vibes inspired by the Love Witch and maybe a little Shannon Brooke
You are probably scrambling to book Valentine's shoots.
Consider me!
Model - Lillian - www.instagram.com/lilgardenfai...
Vibes inspired by the Love Witch and maybe a little Shannon Brooke
Just tested myself - I can easily outpushup 🧊 agents
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Just tested myself - I can easily outpushup 🧊 agents
This makes me look bald
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
This makes me look bald
Just ran a meeting for the first time in a while where I felt like a PM again.
Good reminder that I like organizing people and helping them be on track.
PS: I'm actively looking for remote project management, project coordination or analyst work.
(Also down for Hybrid in Twin Cities)
Good reminder that I like organizing people and helping them be on track.
PS: I'm actively looking for remote project management, project coordination or analyst work.
(Also down for Hybrid in Twin Cities)
February 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just ran a meeting for the first time in a while where I felt like a PM again.
Good reminder that I like organizing people and helping them be on track.
PS: I'm actively looking for remote project management, project coordination or analyst work.
(Also down for Hybrid in Twin Cities)
Good reminder that I like organizing people and helping them be on track.
PS: I'm actively looking for remote project management, project coordination or analyst work.
(Also down for Hybrid in Twin Cities)
Cheekbones meet natural light - got to have another photographer, the talented maggiepoolphotography in front of the cam
Beautiful space, super fun shoot -forgot how excellent midday natural light can be. More to come from this
#naturallightportraits #photographersbeingphotographed #portraits
Beautiful space, super fun shoot -forgot how excellent midday natural light can be. More to come from this
#naturallightportraits #photographersbeingphotographed #portraits
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Cheekbones meet natural light - got to have another photographer, the talented maggiepoolphotography in front of the cam
Beautiful space, super fun shoot -forgot how excellent midday natural light can be. More to come from this
#naturallightportraits #photographersbeingphotographed #portraits
Beautiful space, super fun shoot -forgot how excellent midday natural light can be. More to come from this
#naturallightportraits #photographersbeingphotographed #portraits
I'm an RPG masochist. I've made the foolish decision to have both of my tables for Vampire the Masquerade take place in the same setting so I'll need to track time and changes to characters across both
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I'm an RPG masochist. I've made the foolish decision to have both of my tables for Vampire the Masquerade take place in the same setting so I'll need to track time and changes to characters across both
Hey friends - I'm actively looking for PM or analyst work. Preference for remote or hybrid in Minneapolis. Especially interested in the non profit sector
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Hey friends - I'm actively looking for PM or analyst work. Preference for remote or hybrid in Minneapolis. Especially interested in the non profit sector
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There's a lot of news today, but if you haven't heard, Bruce Springsteen is playing First Avenue in, like, less than an hour from now.
My colleague Jared Kaufman is there and I'll post a link to his story once it goes live.
My colleague Jared Kaufman is there and I'll post a link to his story once it goes live.
It’s official: Bruce Springsteen is now in Minneapolis for benefit concert
Rise Against, Al Di Meola and Ike Reilly are also on the bill along with a “very special guest.”
www.twincities.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Wild to watch a Republican candidate for governor drop out in disgust at the horrors perpetuated by his party in the State.
Clearly a guy I disagree with on a lot of stuff, but seems like a person disgusted by racism and violence who holds to his principles.
Clearly a guy I disagree with on a lot of stuff, but seems like a person disgusted by racism and violence who holds to his principles.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Wild to watch a Republican candidate for governor drop out in disgust at the horrors perpetuated by his party in the State.
Clearly a guy I disagree with on a lot of stuff, but seems like a person disgusted by racism and violence who holds to his principles.
Clearly a guy I disagree with on a lot of stuff, but seems like a person disgusted by racism and violence who holds to his principles.
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And they won't release the names.
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
And they won't release the names.
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If I was trapped in a restaurant because everyone hated me and the local cops refused my "pleas for help," I would take that information TO THE GRAVE.
But, ICE (the softest mall cops in the world) seem to have gone a different direction. lol
But, ICE (the softest mall cops in the world) seem to have gone a different direction. lol
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 PM
If I was trapped in a restaurant because everyone hated me and the local cops refused my "pleas for help," I would take that information TO THE GRAVE.
But, ICE (the softest mall cops in the world) seem to have gone a different direction. lol
But, ICE (the softest mall cops in the world) seem to have gone a different direction. lol
Editing beautiful maternity photos on one screen. Monitoring horrors in my city on the other. Bizarre mood whiplash
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Editing beautiful maternity photos on one screen. Monitoring horrors in my city on the other. Bizarre mood whiplash