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jokes on them, i don't have a throat to slit.

* ( Sans shrugs, putting on the dumbest looking smile... With his eyes, due to his inability to move his mouth. )

but that's so real of them though, i'd slit my own throat too for that.

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ standing in the middle of the room with a glass of ice water. taking a giant sip. staring at the reader dead in the eyes. ]

. . . make no mistake: your Kris . . . would slit your throat . . . for a chance to eat some poop . . .

[ then collapse. what. ]

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ you are filled with quiet seething rage. funnily enough, your poker face doesn't give it away. ]

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ falling over. spilling the water. playing dead. ]

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 21d

* PAPYRUS IS SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ . . . why do they look so sad???? ]

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ . . . why do they look so sad???? ]

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 21d

* I DO NOT HAVE ANY POOP! LOOK AWAY BUDDY!

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ looking up with the most vacant stare ]

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ looking up with the most vacant stare ]

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 21d

* WHAT THE FUH

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ standing in the middle of the room with a glass of ice water. taking a giant sip. staring at the reader dead in the eyes. ]

. . . make no mistake: your Kris . . . would slit your throat . . . for a chance to eat some poop . . .

[ then collapse. what. ]

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ shaky thumbs up ]

Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 21d

Make no mistake: your Kris would slit your throat for a chance to eat some poop

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ standing in the middle of the room with a glass of ice water. taking a giant sip. staring at the reader dead in the eyes. ]

. . . make no mistake: your Kris . . . would slit your throat . . . for a chance to eat some poop . . .

[ then collapse. what. ]

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 21d

[ standing in the middle of the room with a glass of ice water. taking a giant sip. staring at the reader dead in the eyes. ]

. . . make no mistake: your Kris . . . would slit your throat . . . for a chance to eat some poop . . .

[ then collapse. what. ]

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 27d

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 27d

[ Even the SOUL is baffled. You have nothing to say to this, but there are tears in your eyes. ]

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 27d

[ You stare in horror. ]

✧【 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕷𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑 . 】 @error502.from.software · 27d

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Gettin` into body buildin` ; tryina get better habits, chums.

Rate my lazy meal plan.
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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 27d

[ standing in the doorway, trembling and hunched over. ]

. . . ffrew up.

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 28d

[ raising one finger ☝️ ]

[ ❤️ I'll neverㅤㅤ⠀⠀⠀✱ We pull ]
fumble because⠀⠀⠀ hella rizz,
I never lose.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ right, guys.

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 28d

[ 💭 that's why grammy dreemurr stopped coming to christmas . . . ]

Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 28d

Yeah she started ascending to the heavens but I think god let go of her because she fell back down but she ascended so high that the fall killed her and she became a putrid red mist right in front of us.

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 28d

[ looks around scared ]

❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · 29d

[ ✱ Strange thing ㅤ⠀ㅤ❤️ Faggot ]
⠀⠀⠀ to say

⌈⠀Pᴇʀsᴇᴠᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ.⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · 29d

yeah dude. not like i wanted t' hold you close while tearin' ya apart as a way of bondin' us together forever an' claim possession over ya. that would be gay. in subtext. bbro.

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❦ ⁀ ¦⠀⌈⠀Iᴛ`s 𝐘𝐎𝐔.⠀⌋ @vesselsbane.bsky.social · Sep 16

[ for once,

they can close their eyes and relax.

no fear of control beyond theirs invading this moment.

ralsei can take care of them for a moment longer . . . ]

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