Cookie Monster Megan
@vforvicious.bsky.social
I dabble in a lot of things. 🌹💀⚡️⭕️
Cookie Connoisseur. 🍪
FC Basel 🇨🇭 FC St. Pauli 🇩🇪
Tela is not a spy.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
Cookie Connoisseur. 🍪
FC Basel 🇨🇭 FC St. Pauli 🇩🇪
Tela is not a spy.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
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I believe at bare minimum @vforvicious.bsky.social gets partial #AnalWeek origin credit, so
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I believe at bare minimum @vforvicious.bsky.social gets partial #AnalWeek origin credit, so
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It will make your hole weak
Turns out it’s #AnalWeek !! 🥳
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It will make your hole weak
Lots of butt stuff on the TL today.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Lots of butt stuff on the TL today.
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He does this every Friday.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
He does this every Friday.
Outside my window.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Outside my window.
Getting big, fat flakes at my house ❄️🥰❄️
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Getting big, fat flakes at my house ❄️🥰❄️
Are clams really that happy?
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Are clams really that happy?
After 2 months, I finally got new leaves out of my two Thai Constellation Monsteras (Sagan and Lowell) 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
After 2 months, I finally got new leaves out of my two Thai Constellation Monsteras (Sagan and Lowell) 🥰
I need to find this shirt.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I need to find this shirt.
I don't think the guy I interviewed with today was prepared for my grilling, but I'm proud of myself for doing it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't think the guy I interviewed with today was prepared for my grilling, but I'm proud of myself for doing it.
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I need this cry.
Shade (with the Rescue Squad Strings)
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I need this cry.
Every year for the last few years I buy myself something big(ish) for my birthday (it's not today). Last year, I gifted myself a refurbished Dyson hair dryer. Next year, I think I'm going to get myself something I've always wanted to learn.
I might get myself a cello.
I might get myself a cello.
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Every year for the last few years I buy myself something big(ish) for my birthday (it's not today). Last year, I gifted myself a refurbished Dyson hair dryer. Next year, I think I'm going to get myself something I've always wanted to learn.
I might get myself a cello.
I might get myself a cello.
Goddamn, these are delicious.
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Goddamn, these are delicious.
I’m not terribly familiar with this song but goddamn, this is really beautiful!
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m not terribly familiar with this song but goddamn, this is really beautiful!
How much pumpkin pie in one day is too much pumpkin pie in one day?
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How much pumpkin pie in one day is too much pumpkin pie in one day?
Son of a bitch. 🤬
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Son of a bitch. 🤬
Guess I'll go wash my hair now.
Zur Halbzeit steht’s 1:1 in der Allianz Arena. #Hountondji brachte Braun-Weiß in Führung, Guerreiro glich kurz vor der Pause aus.
#fcsp #fcbfcsp
#fcsp #fcbfcsp
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Guess I'll go wash my hair now.
I don't know if I even want to watch FCSP get slaughtered by Bayern Munich today.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don't know if I even want to watch FCSP get slaughtered by Bayern Munich today.
I turned on this TAB thing just in time for Divided Sky ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I turned on this TAB thing just in time for Divided Sky ❤️
A call with my drunk best friend in Hamburg consists of him asking me a question, me starting to answer, and him interrupting with “Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan….” 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A call with my drunk best friend in Hamburg consists of him asking me a question, me starting to answer, and him interrupting with “Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan….” 🙄
My Tiger Jaw bloomed!
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My Tiger Jaw bloomed!
Switching off Christmas movies and switching on a super hot prostitute and a guy who’s scared of heights.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Switching off Christmas movies and switching on a super hot prostitute and a guy who’s scared of heights.
Time for my Day After Thanksgiving tradition: a cup of hot cocoa and the first viewing of A Muppet Christmas Carol.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Time for my Day After Thanksgiving tradition: a cup of hot cocoa and the first viewing of A Muppet Christmas Carol.