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Stranded eldritch gods, Undead industry, giantess vore taxis, slugraptor racing, sewer knights, fae warlock patrons, shagging, pole-dancing polearms, dairygirls, albino dwarfs, 5 different half-races and over 47 million rollable monsters.

And still work in progress

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It’s fun to see this giant specimens of physical perfection be in awe at the orifices of this tiny street creature.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It's been so long since I rewatched Stand Alone Complex the fuckin' theme tune made my eyes water. Forgot how great it is.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Considering retconning the Paladin Order's gold rings to instead be copper.

So that bad guys can shout "Up yours, copper" when there's Paladins at the door.
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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A little drawing of a friend’s Vice & Violence character !
I’ve slightly reworked their reference, but I’m really happy with how it turned out ~

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October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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My new OC for a small Vice & Violence RP, from @viceandviolence.bsky.social 🤍
Her name is Evelyn, and she’s an Otherling.
I went back a bit to my older drawing style, something more painterly… I hope you like it ! It’s still just a sketch ~
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Spud is gonna come to work tomorrow lookin’ like Jessica Rabbit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gazrin will provide the high-protein diet Spud needs.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Taking a new approach to enemies in V&V 2.0, by writing little side adventures you can run with them, instead of having a big Monster Manual that you then need to prep encounters for.

Anyway, very fond of the Pie Piper. Layers of juvenile euphemisms.

That girl in the bottom left's quite cute, too.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
As much as I love D&D I think it needs to be said that - when half the table is drunk and the other half is very drunk - Armour Class just sucks balls.

Player: Does, uh, 16 hit?
Me: Uhh...yeah.
Other Player: Umm, does 18 hit?
Me: YES DIPSHIT
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The mouth, I’d imagine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
In any sufficiently large body of water, there is The Lady, offering boons and blades to those that would hunt the fae in her name. Her Fae Knights grow more dashing, gallant, and chivalric, though the Paladin Order is extremely suspicious of this pond-tart’s motives.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Considering a Heavy Armour “charisma knight” class for V&V 2.0, working title: Crusader. Sort of a “Lady of The Lake” parody.

Problem is the Faerie King already sort’a fills that niche, narratively and as a Warlock class.

What do you guys think? Make her a class or keep her as a Warlock patron?
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Spud is the cutiest of patooties.

I think that’s the best belly I’ve ever drawn.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Couldn’t think of anything witty to say.

Puss too good, I expect.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Rangers are a high utility class capable of foraging for specific ingredients for potions and useful items, commanding and levelling up their pet Hot Dog, and talking to animals without casting a spell that makes the animals talk.

Oh and they drink a lotta healing piss.
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Couldn’t think of anything witty to say.

Puss too good, I expect.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Smokeworms are former druids that have revoked their Kin bodies to go get baked in the woods.

Physically harmless, but their smoke permeates the air and nearby crops, turning entire villages into a giggling, cold pizza-eating torpor.

(needed a wide shot for the Casting Spells page)
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Ooooh this’ll be a big one.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Ooooh this’ll be a big one.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Buenasss, os dejo por aquí el último modelo que he hecho, basado en la ilustración del artista @viceandviolence.bsky.social .
Podría haber elegido cualquiera de sus personajes pero este me gustó especialmente por el pelo, la ropa y la expresión.
Espero que te guste ^^
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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She is remarkably cute with those eyes staring at the camera.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
She is remarkably cute with those eyes staring at the camera.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
While T’hot, the goddess of Life, has the grim, sardonic nature of a substitute teacher in a world-sized classroom full of idiots, her twin sister Tali Mori, the goddess of Death, has the upbeat, cheerful vibe of a theme park enthusiast.

And she built all the theme parks herself.
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Eight pages of set up but we’re ready to go.
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM