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Victoria De Capua

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Vancouver BC area novelist, screenwriter, solo poly, ex line cook she/her 🇨🇦/🇺🇸🤺 YVR>SEA>YQQ>YVR UBC CRWR ‘18 SCCC Film&Video ‘08 https://linktr.ee/victoriadecapua

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 37m

it'll still piss him off so that's nice.

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 38m

a group of people are dancing in front of an american flag in a room .

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 48m

That one was out of left

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 48m

Hahahah oh that would be a bonbon

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 58m

Bless the Americans and those big chunky meaty seasons

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 1h

learning random things.

Okay I clicked because I recently watched one of these in operation. I guess it would be really really bad if this equipment failed.

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 1h

Up summoning the dance demons of exceptional hip mobility

Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 1h

I am bound by the ancient contract of the internet to repost this.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 2h

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 1h

I dated a Jewish guy who wasn’t circumcised. Might be one of the single best context dependent deadpan “I thought you said you were Jewish” jokes I’ve ever made.

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 3h

who shouldn't be allowed to? anyone else.

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 3h

Juila Stiles.

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 4h

lol rowling is drunk feuding with vancouvers parks & recs

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 3h

chicken is expensive here. I would take a nice chicken.

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 4h

Proud and happy to have my city hated by JKR. It's an embarrassment this stupid event was ever approved in the first place.

Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 4h

God, she can't even mock things with a modicum of creative talent. The correct way to mock any Canadian city is to pretend to be shocked Canada even has cities.

CTV News Vancouver @ctvnewsvancouver.bsky.social · 4h

J.K. Rowling mocks Vancouver Park Board after its apology over Harry Potter event

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 4h

God, she can't even mock things with a modicum of creative talent. The correct way to mock any Canadian city is to pretend to be shocked Canada even has cities.

CTV News Vancouver @ctvnewsvancouver.bsky.social · 4h

J.K. Rowling mocks Vancouver Park Board after its apology over Harry Potter event

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling says being disavowed by the Vancouver Board of Parks wasn’t “much of a blow” after its commissioners unanimously voted to apologize for a Harry Potter event opening in Stanley Park next month.

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 4h

"let's get it right about 5', perfect, she'll spend the rest of the day clawing at her face"

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 4h

That is...a tough thing to try to depict unforced.

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

I want to see you try and I will be happy with any result.

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

I swear to god there are spiders measuring me in my sleep so they can build webs across sidewalks at the height of my eyeballs

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

Well is he, Oleg?

Arkady from the Americans saying is president reagan personally scaling our walls in his cowboy hat?

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

a seal is standing on its hind legs in the water and waving

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 6h

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

a cat is typing on a laptop with the words busy busy busy above it

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

Seriously

Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah I think it’ll hit when emergency rooms start charging.

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 6h

Americans are just unlucky Canadians. There’s actually no real difference between an Alberta redneck and a Texas one except the Albertan would riot if they realized they had to pay for healthcare. Same kind of idiots, just smaller numbers here.

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