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Virgin Monk Boy

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🔮 Patron Saint Against Christian Nationalism, appointed by Mary Magdalene. Roasting fascists, blessing heretics, and breaking spells since forever. Subscribe to my Substack https://www.virginmonkboy.com/subscribe

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · Jun 9

Latest version of the Victory Over Christian Nationalism meme card is out.
Print, fold on the guide line, stick it in your church bulletin. Tape on your pastor’s SUV.
We uproot lies by spreading truth.
#ChristianNationalism #Deconstruction #PublicTheology #Exvangelical #SpiritualNotReligious

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 8m

It’s Thursday morning. The sky is pale with promise.
Not everything sacred begins in certainty.
Magdalene met the day open and let love make sense of things later.
If your only miracle is waking without pretending to know, it counts. 🌅

#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 14h

It’s Wednesday evening. The week leans toward rest.
Not everything sacred ends in triumph.
Magdalene let the light fade and called that faith.
If your only miracle is letting the unfinished rest beside you, it counts. 🌆

#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 16h

Your personality isn’t the enemy—it’s just your inner Border Collie chasing every thought and feeling.

Spiritual growth isn’t about killing it. It’s about training it to sit, stay, and let presence lead. 🐕✨

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#Mindfulness #VirginMonkBoy #LivingPresence

Your Inner Border Collie Is Not Your Higher Self

A playful look at spiritual growth through Cynthia Bourgeault’s Practicing Living Presence. Your personality isn’t the enemy—it’s just your inner Border Collie learning to sit, stay, and let essence l...

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 21h

Curious who really wins the stillness competition?
The monk sat cross-legged for ten hours. The cat blinked once and won.
Dive into absurd wisdom with my latest post.
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#meditation #mindfulness #spiritualawakening #cats #wellness #selfcare

The Monk Who Tried to Out-Meditate His Cat

A monk, a cat, and a cosmic lesson in losing gracefully. Because enlightenment isn’t a sport—it’s a nap in a sunbeam.

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 22h

It’s Wednesday midmorning. The coffee’s worn off, the inbox is multiplying.
Not everything holy happens in flow.
Magdalene paused in the half-glow and called it worship.
If your only miracle is telling the truth about your tired, it counts. ☀️

#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d

The youth pastor said TikTok is Satanic.
Then used it to promote his sermon series.
Hypocrisy hits different in HD.
Blessed be the ones who don’t need filters for faith.

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Tuesday evening. The sky is done performing—you can be too.
Not everything sacred needs reflection.
Magdalene let the day fall apart and trusted love to remember what she forgot.
If your only miracle is ending without explanation, it counts. 🌆

#VirginMonkBoy #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d

🔥 The Fall of Montségur wasn’t defeat. It was a vow whispered in flame.
Seven hundred years later, the fire still burns in those who refuse to kneel to fear.

The Last Stand of the Cathars
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#Cathars #Gnosticism #VirginMonkBoy #SpiritualHistory

The Fall of Montségur: The Last Stand of the Cathars

In 1244, over two hundred Cathars were burned alive at Montségur. The Church called it victory. The mountain called it awakening. Their fire became prophecy.

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d

It’s Monday evening. The sky glows gold with permission.
Not everything sacred requires resolve.
Magdalene stayed by the fire and called that faith.
If your only miracle is letting the stillness finish the prayer, it counts. 🌆

#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d

It’s Monday late afternoon. The light’s soft, the body honest.
Not everything noble needs a finish line.
Magdalene laid the tools down and trusted love to hold what she couldn’t.
If your only miracle is ending before you empty out, it counts. 🌇

#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d

They buried her gospel, outlawed her name, and rewrote her story.
Still she rose.

From the Cathar flames to Nag Hammadi, the Gospel of Mary keeps resurrecting itself.

Read The Gospel That Wouldn’t Stay Buried ↓
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#MaryMagdalene #Gnostic #Cathars #FeminineChrist

The Gospel That Wouldn’t Stay Buried

They buried her gospel, rewrote her story, and still she rose. From the Cathar flames to the deserts of Egypt to the modern Magdalene movement, this is the resurrection that never stopped happening.

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Monday morning. The world wants a sprint, but your soul wants a stretch.
Not everything sacred starts with striving.
Magdalene rose early just to remember she was already loved.
If your only miracle is refusing to rush your resurrection, it counts. 🌅

#SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Sunday noon. The world hums with ordinary holiness.
Not everything sacred demands transformation.
Magdalene didn’t rush resurrection—she found renewal in her own breathing.
If your only miracle is letting grace feel easy, it counts. 🌞

#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d

Stop trying to “find” yourself. Start smelling yourself instead.
Presence isn’t something you achieve, it’s what’s left when you stop pretending.

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#VirginMonkBoy #CynthiaBourgeault #KabirHelminski #LivingPresence #SpiritualHumor #Mindfulness #Presence

Stop Trying to Be Your True Self. Start Smelling It Instead.

Our culture keeps chasing “the true self.” Maybe it’s time to stop defining it and start smelling it. Presence, not identity, is the real fragrance.

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Sunday midmorning. The sun is steady, and you’re not late for anything that matters.
Not everything holy needs to be expressed.
Magdalene let stillness speak and love answered in calm.
If your only miracle is not rushing the peace that found you, it counts. ☀️

#SundayBlessing #SacredPause

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d

It’s Sunday morning. The world hasn’t started shouting yet.
Not everything sacred requires effort.
Magdalene lingered in the stillness and called that prayer.
If your only miracle is waking without a reason, it counts. 🌅

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d

They keep praying for a “Christian government.”
But they’d hate living under one.

It wouldn’t smell like victory — it’d smell like soup kitchens and forgiveness. The Sermon on the Mount would mug every policy platform and run off with the treasury.

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What a Christian Government Would Actually Feel Like

What if the government Christians keep praying for actually showed up—and started taking their comfort instead of their taxes? A kingdom that feels like mercy, not power.

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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d

Every revival needs a fog machine now.
Apparently, the Holy Spirit can’t move without haze.
If Pentecost happened today, Peter would need a lighting director.
Blessed be the ones who worship without production value.

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

It’s Saturday midmorning. The world is selling you better versions of yourself.
Not everything divine has a deadline.
Magdalene let stillness be prayer and silence her offering.
If your only miracle is not rushing to improve, it counts. ☀️

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

It’s Friday night. The week is over, still echoing in your bones.
Not everything unfinished deserves another hour.
Magdalene rested and trusted love to rise without her help.
If your only miracle is letting the week end without fixing it, it counts. 🌙

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

Smaller government was never the goal, only smaller mercy.
The coffers are full but the conscience is empty.
Blessed be the ones who open their hands when their leaders will not. #SNAPBenefits #FaithInAction #EndHungerNow #MoralEconomy

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

Hope is a rare commodity right now.
When billionaires hoard it and governments auction it, hunger wins the bid.
Blessed be the ones who share what they have until justice learns to budget. #SNAPBenefits #FoodJustice #FaithInAction #EndHunger

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

No one working a hundred hours should go hungry.
Art keeps the soul alive, but the body still needs bread.
A nation that feeds billionaires and starves its artists is already bankrupt.
Blessed be the creators who keep painting through the hunger. #SNAPBenefits #HungerCrisis #SupportArtists

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

They call it welfare for the poor, but the feast is corporate.
The workers starve while the giants eat tax breaks.
Every checkout line is a confession booth for greed.
Blessed be the ones who see through the slogan of scarcity.
#SNAPbenefits #FoodJustice #EndHunger #FaithInAction #FeedThePeople

Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d

No one who’s worked a lifetime should wake up hungry.
You kept faith with a country that lost faith in feeding its own.
The measure of a nation isn’t its wealth, but who it lets go hungry.
Blessed be the elders who deserve bread, not apologies.
#snap