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golden; delicious — blonde bombsite
compiler of the Compundium Pundinomicon
“You have a head full of history” - disgraced entertainer Phillip Schofield
compiler of the Compundium Pundinomicon
“You have a head full of history” - disgraced entertainer Phillip Schofield
“with the lattes out,
it’s less dangerous”
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it’s less dangerous”
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December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“with the lattes out,
it’s less dangerous”
☕️
it’s less dangerous”
☕️
legend
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
legend
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
There is just one thing I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
There is just one thing I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
oh boy, I’m gonna book a visit
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
oh boy, I’m gonna book a visit
when I was a kid my Dad enjoyed telling ghoulish celebrity stories like that of the death of Bing Crosby, who dropped dead following a round of golf shortly after saying “great game fellas”, except not really knowing who Crosby was I mistakenly imagined it was Bill Cosby face down at the 18th hole
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
when I was a kid my Dad enjoyed telling ghoulish celebrity stories like that of the death of Bing Crosby, who dropped dead following a round of golf shortly after saying “great game fellas”, except not really knowing who Crosby was I mistakenly imagined it was Bill Cosby face down at the 18th hole
being from the UK, learning that - what I had *only* ever heard through US media to be a “gram cracker” - is actually spelled ‘GRAHAM cracker’ has been one of my wilder revelations of 2025
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
being from the UK, learning that - what I had *only* ever heard through US media to be a “gram cracker” - is actually spelled ‘GRAHAM cracker’ has been one of my wilder revelations of 2025
more AI slop, the horses don’t even look like horses
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
more AI slop, the horses don’t even look like horses
Christmas ruins charity shops, all that shelf space given over to shitty baubles and saccharine jigsaws 😡
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Christmas ruins charity shops, all that shelf space given over to shitty baubles and saccharine jigsaws 😡
writing deadline: tomorrow
submission status: incomplete
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submission status: incomplete
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December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
writing deadline: tomorrow
submission status: incomplete
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submission status: incomplete
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Captain Bucky O’vershare
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Captain Bucky O’vershare
Pretty Like Doug
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Pretty Like Doug
that time in the mid-90s when every other alt/metal music video was based on a Hieronymous Bosch painting
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
that time in the mid-90s when every other alt/metal music video was based on a Hieronymous Bosch painting
BOOB LIGHT
BOOB LIGHT
ITS A BOOB LIGHT
IT LOOKS LIKE A TITTY
THAT ILLUMINATES THE NIGHT
BOOB LIGHT
ITS A BOOB LIGHT
IT LOOKS LIKE A TITTY
THAT ILLUMINATES THE NIGHT
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
BOOB LIGHT
BOOB LIGHT
ITS A BOOB LIGHT
IT LOOKS LIKE A TITTY
THAT ILLUMINATES THE NIGHT
BOOB LIGHT
ITS A BOOB LIGHT
IT LOOKS LIKE A TITTY
THAT ILLUMINATES THE NIGHT
followed by The Indian in the Cupboard
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
followed by The Indian in the Cupboard
Francis Bacon’s Buddy the Elf
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Francis Bacon’s Buddy the Elf
New York to San Francisco
no longer calls at Bristol
no longer calls at Bristol
the (rail replacement) vengabus is coming
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
rail replacement vengabus
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
New York to San Francisco
no longer calls at Bristol
no longer calls at Bristol
Vapors of Morphine 🎷
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Vapors of Morphine 🎷
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
you got this
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
you got this
crumpets at the club
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
crumpets at the club
QUIZ TIME
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
QUIZ TIME
people who think the Muppets are saying ‘phenomena’ are out of their goddamn minds
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 AM
people who think the Muppets are saying ‘phenomena’ are out of their goddamn minds
top three tunes my Dad whistles around the house:
Unchained Melody
In the Mood
Lily the Pink
Unchained Melody
In the Mood
Lily the Pink
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
top three tunes my Dad whistles around the house:
Unchained Melody
In the Mood
Lily the Pink
Unchained Melody
In the Mood
Lily the Pink