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Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 17m

proud to be a new jerseyan tonight!

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 22m

Mikie Sherrill, a Democratic congresswoman, was elected governor of New Jersey on Tuesday by a convincing margin, beating Jack Ciattarelli, a Republican running his third race for governor. nyti.ms/47TdpmF

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 43m

FUCK YEAH NEW JERSEY WE DID IT FUCK YOU JACK SHITARELLI FUCK YOU MAGA

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 2h

cmon jersey, we got this

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Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 1d

drum time! this is me playing Empty Faces from my own album Self Obsession.

PS excuse the quality, i had to downscale it to 480p to keep it under bsky's file size limit

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 1d

i call it backfiring

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Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 3d

why is it that after just getting my motorcycle running and riding, i suddenly want to tear it all back apart down to the bare frame and do a full restoration

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 3d

my last month being 26 😭

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 3d

its my birthday month 🍂🥳

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 4d

and then jesus said to him, "why do you need SNAP, get a job like the rest of us"

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Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 6d

while i am completely touched by the number of local restaurants that are doing a "kids eat free" thing while snap has lapsed, it does feel weird that everyone is just ok with starvation as long as its adults that are starving

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Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 6d

doctor, it hurts when i punch myself in the face

dr: so dont punch yourself in the face

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 6d

winter enjoyers be like "ah yes a functioning circadian rhythm"

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 6d

naw just get a pc

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 6d

breaking news: trump acknowledges that there are some rules that even he cant just ignore

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 6d

guess you might as well just buy a pc then

IGN @ign.com · 6d

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has dropped yet another hint that the next-gen Xbox is basically a PC. https://bit.ly/4okAswG

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Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 7d

*indian man voice* hello my name is john thank you for calling amazon customer support god bless america please how can helping you

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 7d

todays pro tips are brought to you by the patrons i had to deal with today on the phone

Very Veronicap (Birthday Month!) @vmprocks.me · 7d

pro tip: if someone is having trouble understanding you, make sure to repeat yourself in exactly the same tone and speed so that they still cant understand you!

bonus: if the person repeats it back to you for clarification, say yes even if they have it completely wrong in order to further confuse!