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🔥 Site: https://vole.wtf
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vole.wtf
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Hope he’s impressed by the game, @nanochess.bsky.social crammed SO much into that little bit of code
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Just heard from my 70 something yr old Dad (misses his BBC micro) who is typing in the meteor game right now and loving it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Over 450 copies of DOCTYPE have now been sent out, with some lucky people getting it for Christmas
vole.wtf/doctype/
We’re even investigating the possibility of releasing it as an audiobook...
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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@vole.wtf DocType, may have been bought with nostalgia in mind, but the boy is very keen to have a go...
Christmas done a day early :-)
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
After a randomised spin of a (virtual) wheel of numbers, we can announce that the winner is… 🎉 @gazchap.com 🎉
(email volewtf at gmail to arrange delivery)
🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success
🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success
🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
(trying this again slightly differently as we made it seem a bit too competitive)
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success
🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
GANksy and This MP Does Not Exist are still there, they used neural networks we trained from scratch (rather than hoovering up the entire internet then typing a prompt)
Here’s our AI content policy, we were one of the first (if not THE first) sites to have a public-facing one: vole.wtf/blah/#ai
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
🤖 We’ve now removed or replaced all the content we had that used early LLMs & image generators. Those projects played on the flaws/quirks/nonsense of “AI”, but the joke doesn’t work now that similar stuff’s taking over EVERYWHERE
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Glad you like it!
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
🚀 Still not too late to order DOCTYPE before Christmas but it’s getting tight for some parts of the world
Don’t disappoint the nerds in your life (including yourself)
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
(our magazine has clearer instructions for beginners and FAR better programs)
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🚀 To recreate the kind of program an ’80s kid would type into a display computer in a shop, type the code in the image below into a text/code editor, all on one line, then save as demo.html & double-click to open in browser
vole.wtf/doctype/
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
🥔🥔🥔 NEW APP 🥔🥔🥔
Everything’s now got 4K 60fps HDR video, booooring. Embrace the low-res glitchy look instead
vole.wtf/potatocam/
PotatoCam 🥔📹
The worst video camera you’ve used in a LONG time.
vole.wtf
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
We genuinely have, but fear for the sanity of anyone who has to carefully read it all out
December 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
We put Óscar’s program first in the magazine as it packs such a great game into such a small space
I just have received a copy of the Doctype magazine. It contains Javascript programs for typing just like in the old times 🤩 A must have! And guess who contributed one program? Cc @mattround.com #javascript #developers #magazine vole.wtf/doctype/
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
🚀 You don’t need any coding experience to enjoy our fun/ridiculous* type-in magazine, there’s a beginners’ guide and we point out any tricky bits of typing for each program
vole.wtf/doctype/
*delete as applicable
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
A few people have asked if we’re doing a special Christmas version of VTV vole.wtf/vtv/ , and the answer is probably… but not this year. It needs proper festive idents and UI, there’s no time right now but it’s pretty likely for 2026
VTV 📺🎵 music video station
The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.
vole.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
🚀🎅 Get your DOCTYPE Christmas orders in this week to be safe!
It’s the perfect gift for every computer nerd you know
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
✉️ A new Vmail just went out with our latest update gubbins vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...
#75 "It's right daft." 🐹✉️ Vmail
Archived email from 01 Dec ’25.
vole.wtf
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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