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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 1d

gosh that’s convincing hang on while we draw up the legal papers…

VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 2d

Corn snacks like Wotsits & Monster Munch certainly count for everyday definition of crisps, Mini Cheddars feel like an edge case where we’re happy for each person to make their own decision

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 2d

Feel free to send us pics on the day!

VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 2d

🥪 The 4th Crisp Sandwich Day is approaching!
Going to be celebrating it? Tell us your plans
vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

Crisp Sandwich Day 🥪🎉 25th October

An annual celebration of the magic that happens when crisps (potato chips) are placed between two slices of bread.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 16d

GAH! Forgot about this again. I don't know when it hit the maximum.
🔄 I scored 1,000,000 reloads, rating ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🔥💣💡💀❗️❓
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Vole.wtf's reload clicker showing a score of 1 million.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 27d

✉️ A new Vmail’s heading out, and the big news is it’s changing - we’re getting too much noise & AI slop, so it’ll now be focused on site-related stuff (but anyone can still send in questions/comments)
More info: vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

#72 “cults, cheese stuff, goblins, etc" 🐹✉️ Vmail

Archived email from 11 Sep ’25.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Sep 9

🔄 We found a workaround for Safari, so this is now open to all browsers again & we’ve raised the score limit
vole.wtf/reload-click...
The total reload count is already over 4 million, a very productive use of everyone’s time and computing resources

Reload Clicker 🔄 incremental game

A most refreshing browser experience.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · Sep 7

Double Fried egg and Frazzles bap, a story in three parts @vole.wtf #crispsandwich 11/10 would do it again

Step one, cut bap in half and butter it, fry eggs, place one on each half, arrange Frazzles with artistic flair

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · Sep 4

REJOICE! ONE MILLION! 🎉

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Tommy Palmer @tommyp.bsky.social · Sep 4

Look what you made me do @vole.wtf

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Sep 4

🔄 NEW THING 🔄
We set out to make the daftest browser game ever; did we succeed?
The final upgrade is where the FULL HORROR becomes apparent
vole.wtf/reload-click...

Reload Clicker 🔄 incremental game

A most refreshing browser experience.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 28

Amazingly, we've sold half a dozen items since the page launched

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 28

We’ve also updated our Overpriced Basics range
Pay more, get less!
vole.wtf/overpriced-b...

OVERPRICED BASIC TITLE

OVERPRICED BASIC DESCRIPTION

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 28

💰 RedBubble took 60% of our “profit margin” in “fees”, so we’ve moved our gift shop somewhere less money-grabbing
vole.wtf/gift-shop/

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 26

✉️ A new Vmail is plopping into subscribers' inboxes vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

From: Confused Vmailer
Subj: Matt Round in way too many newspapers

Why do Matt Round's segments appear in every newspaper while others may not appear, it's not fair! It's time for REVOLUTION! AHHHH!

Sysadmin note: it gives him something harmless to do instead of wandering the streets bothering people

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 20

📺 NEW THING 🎵
Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/

VTV 📺🎵 music video station

The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 20

It's not in there but probably would qualify as a novelty song

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 20

We might open up the submissions form again at some point!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 20

We're using the JS API, and the nocookie domain can still track/log you to some extent

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 20

Thanks, now fixed (but will take a while to get through caching)

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 20

📺 NEW THING 🎵
Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/

VTV 📺🎵 music video station

The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 13

Some of the others:
⚽️ Kick The Ball Back vole.wtf/kick-the-bal...
🐧 Penga vole.wtf/penga/
☠️ 17th Century Death Roulette vole.wtf/death-roulet...
♟️ The Kilobyte's Gambit vole.wtf/kilobytes-ga...
🐹 Hampster Invaders vole.wtf/hampster-inv...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 13

🧱 DayBrix just hit 1 MILLION views 🎉
It's our 8th page to reach that milestone
vole.wtf/daybrix/

DayBrix 🧱 daily falling-blocks minigame

Can you beat today’s challenge? Featuring: Sloth Sunday, Blue Monday, Top-Heavy Tuesday, Wavy Wednesday, Thor’s Day, Faster Friday and Savage Saturday.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Aug 12

🕘 We’ve updated Celeb Clock with a few new daily schedules of the famous (feel free to send us any more you spot & we might add them) vole.wtf/celeb-clock/

Celeb Clock 🌟🕓🌟 daily schedules of the famous

What are the famouses doing at this time of day?

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · Jul 18

✉️ Vmail inbox 70 is trudging towards subscribers’ inboxes like a zombie that’s only mildly peckish for brains

It features surely the most contentious post in Vmail history
vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

What is your favourite music artist?
Mine is the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

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