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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 10m

I love old Targas. This is gorgeous.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 11h

Where I suggested the author of what at first appears to be a wholesome fess was actually secretly confessing to enjoying discovering his sexuality.
C’mon, I can’t do everything for you.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 11h

“Hey, Siri. What is a ‘joke’?”

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, mate.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 12h

For the evening crowd, I again present this important, potentially life-saving information.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 20h

The sprog and I recently learnt about the perils of erasable ink from a tiktokker resting their hot phone on their workbook and someone who laminated their revision notes.
It was suggested that the freezer would bring it back… and it does! Just six minutes between the last two photos.

A note reading “This is a test to see if erased ink from erasable pens can be revived in the freezer.” Accompanied by a couple of scribbled boxes.

The same note, stuck on the inside of the freezer door with all the text erased and some lines erased on the scribbled boxes.

Just minutes later, the note is fully restored.

Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 12h

“Enjoying each other’s company” is 100% a euphemism. He has definitely dabbled.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 13h

You could always harvest cells from your newborn and inject them into your knees or something.

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 15h

Listen, we all know it's a long shot, but:

Does anyone have a motorbike I could use for a couple of months?

November - December

It's entirely the wrong amount of time to buy/rent/lease one for so, on the off chance that someone has one just sitting around, could I borrow it?

Feel free to RT x

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 13h

Bad news, sorry. He’s not keen.
When I say he looks at it, I’m not joking. His garage is attached to his garden office, with glass doors between so he can see it from his desk.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 15h

Sure. Always up for nonsense.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 15h

Any particular type? I know someone with a 650R that he literally just looks at, he pootles about town on his Grom instead.
I can't guarantee anything, but I can ask the question.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 16h

I never knew it had a name, and it’s perfect.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 17h

Christ.

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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 18h

Experiment successful.

The cast of TV sitcom Cheers, Cliff, Coach, Carla, Sam, Diane and Norm, but they're all been quickly faceswapped with Cher's face. The title above reads 'Chers'.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 17h

Did Jeremy Clarkson have a bald brother?

Tow guys. The bald mystery one from Chris's montage, and Jeremy Clarkson. They look kinda similar.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 18h

One for @punpages.com

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 18h

Hello all. I have a lunchtime quiz for you if you're interested…
I never got round to finishing the key for #sgtpepper2017 and now I've finally decided to do it, there's some faces I can't put a name to. Some of them are really small. Can anyone identify the faces in the following thread? PLEASE!
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I'm sure some of these are really obvious and I'm going to kick myself but I think I've gone a bit faceblind…

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 19h

Love mushrooms with a full English. My wife hates them but she loves tomatoes (any kind), so we swap. I also like tomatoes, but she really likes them, to the point where she'll state it whenever eating them, like some sort of tomato tourettes.
I can't remember the last time I had black pudding out.

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 20h

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 20h

Since we're all in the mood for taking the piss out of the Tories today, play @mattround.com's excellent game from years ago. It's fun.

🌳 Super Tory Boy

Grab the cash, smash wasteful public services and squeeze the scroungers!

mattround.com

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 20h

Does this help?

The 'young tories' with the one who was wearing a doctor who jumper is now wearing the outfit of Jodie Whittaker's doctor.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 20h

The sprog and I recently learnt about the perils of erasable ink from a tiktokker resting their hot phone on their workbook and someone who laminated their revision notes.
It was suggested that the freezer would bring it back… and it does! Just six minutes between the last two photos.

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Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 23h

It’s the Spooktacular season and Dippyfishcards has a few Scream Queen cards and a bit of Pumpkin Spice for October lovers… Fenella Fuktoff the witch and Teeny, Bitey Mina are ready to send your best wishes. Or a hex. Whatevs…

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #spooky #cards #halloween #goth #bsnm #mhhsbd

Three spooktacular cards, tiny Bitey vampire mina, hello wine pumpkin andFUCKING WANK Fenella Fucktoff The witch

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 1d

“Sir. A second Big Mac has entered the kitchen.”

A photo of someone whispering into Trump’s ear, reminiscent of the famous photo of George Bush being told a second plane had hit the WTC on 9/11.

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 1d

The GPS when you get there: “Alright, stop…”

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