Everyone’s Favourite Jim
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Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
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My wife and I just demolished a posh cheese bake as a bit of a treat. It suddenly occurred to me… what’s stopping us from just chucking a block of cheddar in the oven?
She had a few suggestions which I dismissed. As far as I am concerned, there is no reason we can’t. Big cheese is fooling us.
She had a few suggestions which I dismissed. As far as I am concerned, there is no reason we can’t. Big cheese is fooling us.
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My wife and I just demolished a posh cheese bake as a bit of a treat. It suddenly occurred to me… what’s stopping us from just chucking a block of cheddar in the oven?
She had a few suggestions which I dismissed. As far as I am concerned, there is no reason we can’t. Big cheese is fooling us.
She had a few suggestions which I dismissed. As far as I am concerned, there is no reason we can’t. Big cheese is fooling us.
IG just reminded me that it’s 8 years to the day that the sprog first saw Star Wars.
A trip to Disneyland revealed she was more into Leia than Aurora when it came to Disney princesses, much to my wife’s displeasure.
We watched Ep4 and Empire, leading to this face at the news of Luke’s parentage.
A trip to Disneyland revealed she was more into Leia than Aurora when it came to Disney princesses, much to my wife’s displeasure.
We watched Ep4 and Empire, leading to this face at the news of Luke’s parentage.
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 PM
IG just reminded me that it’s 8 years to the day that the sprog first saw Star Wars.
A trip to Disneyland revealed she was more into Leia than Aurora when it came to Disney princesses, much to my wife’s displeasure.
We watched Ep4 and Empire, leading to this face at the news of Luke’s parentage.
A trip to Disneyland revealed she was more into Leia than Aurora when it came to Disney princesses, much to my wife’s displeasure.
We watched Ep4 and Empire, leading to this face at the news of Luke’s parentage.
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Won’t be using the word “loaned” until Easter; I’m giving up synonyms for Lent
March 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Won’t be using the word “loaned” until Easter; I’m giving up synonyms for Lent
What’s so special about wraps that they get a special tamper evident seal? Regular bread doesn’t get it.
Is there a specific threat, one guy has been writing manifestos about tortillas?
It hasn’t solved anything, if I wanted to fuck around with bread, I’d simply choose another bread product.
Is there a specific threat, one guy has been writing manifestos about tortillas?
It hasn’t solved anything, if I wanted to fuck around with bread, I’d simply choose another bread product.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
What’s so special about wraps that they get a special tamper evident seal? Regular bread doesn’t get it.
Is there a specific threat, one guy has been writing manifestos about tortillas?
It hasn’t solved anything, if I wanted to fuck around with bread, I’d simply choose another bread product.
Is there a specific threat, one guy has been writing manifestos about tortillas?
It hasn’t solved anything, if I wanted to fuck around with bread, I’d simply choose another bread product.
Going to pick up the sprog, but having to drop off her friend’s gubbins, I, a 47 year-old man, am having to walk along the street carrying a skateboard.
February 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Going to pick up the sprog, but having to drop off her friend’s gubbins, I, a 47 year-old man, am having to walk along the street carrying a skateboard.
Got told by the security guard that we couldn’t take pictures of the Taylor Swift escalator, but I just shook it off or something.
February 17, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Got told by the security guard that we couldn’t take pictures of the Taylor Swift escalator, but I just shook it off or something.
I’m not normally a gambling man, but I could be tempted.
February 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m not normally a gambling man, but I could be tempted.
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Let's mash up some daytime television with 90s hip hop! It's Homes Under The Hammer Time.
February 16, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Let's mash up some daytime television with 90s hip hop! It's Homes Under The Hammer Time.
Can’t sing God Save the Queen anymore because of woke.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Can’t sing God Save the Queen anymore because of woke.
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my most prized possession
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
my most prized possession
“What’s for dinner tonight?”
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
“What’s for dinner tonight?”
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What my bills see when I'm trying to check if it's a Valentine's day card
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
What my bills see when I'm trying to check if it's a Valentine's day card
Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody.
I fucking love you gumbos.
I fucking love you gumbos.
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody.
I fucking love you gumbos.
I fucking love you gumbos.
We went out to eat and conversation turned to the ongoing World Cup. She didn’t believe that people had stopped me in the street saying I looked like Graeme Le Saux. Two minutes later, a guy from the other side of the restaurant shouted “Oi, Le Saux! You’re meant to be in France!”
This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date?
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.
On our first date, my spouse and I spent like an hour talking about footnotes.
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
We went out to eat and conversation turned to the ongoing World Cup. She didn’t believe that people had stopped me in the street saying I looked like Graeme Le Saux. Two minutes later, a guy from the other side of the restaurant shouted “Oi, Le Saux! You’re meant to be in France!”
Sprog has an inset day, so of course my wife has demanded we all go outfit shopping together for a family wedding in April.
I found my outfit in M&S in six minutes.
The sprog is famously indecisive.
It will be a long day.
I found my outfit in M&S in six minutes.
The sprog is famously indecisive.
It will be a long day.
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Sprog has an inset day, so of course my wife has demanded we all go outfit shopping together for a family wedding in April.
I found my outfit in M&S in six minutes.
The sprog is famously indecisive.
It will be a long day.
I found my outfit in M&S in six minutes.
The sprog is famously indecisive.
It will be a long day.
This evening we went to the sprog’s options fair. I was really disappointed at the amount of AI posters on display, I’d say about a third of the subjects on offer had one.
Science had a poster showing elements of environmental science, with trees, wind turbines, and solar panels, which was sad.
Science had a poster showing elements of environmental science, with trees, wind turbines, and solar panels, which was sad.
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This evening we went to the sprog’s options fair. I was really disappointed at the amount of AI posters on display, I’d say about a third of the subjects on offer had one.
Science had a poster showing elements of environmental science, with trees, wind turbines, and solar panels, which was sad.
Science had a poster showing elements of environmental science, with trees, wind turbines, and solar panels, which was sad.
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If you’re in Leicester tonight, pop into the Tonne pub for 8:30pm and try out your terrible opinions
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If you’re in Leicester tonight, pop into the Tonne pub for 8:30pm and try out your terrible opinions
I'm just closing down a load of tabs and found this one. I have no memory of this, I don't know what it was for, I can't think what mad idea I had.
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I'm just closing down a load of tabs and found this one. I have no memory of this, I don't know what it was for, I can't think what mad idea I had.
Yeah I'm swamped. I've got a load of stuff I need to get done today that I've been putting off... what's that? A major OS update? Best install that first.
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Yeah I'm swamped. I've got a load of stuff I need to get done today that I've been putting off... what's that? A major OS update? Best install that first.
Michael Caine. Although, he apparently hated it.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Michael Caine. Although, he apparently hated it.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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There's nothing for you here!
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
There's nothing for you here!
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I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I changed the audio
