🏳️⚧️🤮🦇Vomit Bat 🤮🦇🏳️⚧️
@vomitbat.bsky.social
Artist, horror fan, cat mom, trans lesbian, vomit demon from hell. They/them
Finally started my D&D campaign back up after the holidays. Tomorrow will be our second session back. I'd love to be done by April so I can start A Time to Harvest, the Call of Cthulhu campaign I got for Christmas. #ttrpgs
March 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Finally started my D&D campaign back up after the holidays. Tomorrow will be our second session back. I'd love to be done by April so I can start A Time to Harvest, the Call of Cthulhu campaign I got for Christmas. #ttrpgs
Absolutely LOVE waking up with acid reflux at 6:45 in the morning and not being able to breathe because of the gas and pressure. #stomachProblems
February 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Absolutely LOVE waking up with acid reflux at 6:45 in the morning and not being able to breathe because of the gas and pressure. #stomachProblems
Happy 96th Anniversary of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. February 14th, 1929.
Love is in the air, amirite?
#valentines
Love is in the air, amirite?
#valentines
February 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Happy 96th Anniversary of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. February 14th, 1929.
Love is in the air, amirite?
#valentines
Love is in the air, amirite?
#valentines
Cats are antithetical to getting anything done. I start drawing and my car immediately takes up residence on my work. I didn't draw a cat’s ass so why is there one on my paper?
February 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Cats are antithetical to getting anything done. I start drawing and my car immediately takes up residence on my work. I didn't draw a cat’s ass so why is there one on my paper?
So, lemme get this straight…making America great means gutting the government, destroying the environment, tanking the economy and actively harming people. Got it. Can we make America something else instead?
January 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So, lemme get this straight…making America great means gutting the government, destroying the environment, tanking the economy and actively harming people. Got it. Can we make America something else instead?
CW: Politics
My thoughts on the incoming administration mirrors those of Ian Malcom in Jurrasic Park when he sees the pile of Triceratops droppings.
My thoughts on the incoming administration mirrors those of Ian Malcom in Jurrasic Park when he sees the pile of Triceratops droppings.
January 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
CW: Politics
My thoughts on the incoming administration mirrors those of Ian Malcom in Jurrasic Park when he sees the pile of Triceratops droppings.
My thoughts on the incoming administration mirrors those of Ian Malcom in Jurrasic Park when he sees the pile of Triceratops droppings.
Finis Coronat Opvs
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Finis Coronat Opvs
I am not a person I am a dozen feral pigeons flapping about aimlessly in the bell tower of a forgotten and rotting church somewhere in the South.
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am not a person I am a dozen feral pigeons flapping about aimlessly in the bell tower of a forgotten and rotting church somewhere in the South.
I just spent 20 minutes trying to log in to the wrong pixelfed instance and becoming increasingly frustrated and if that doesn't sum up my life to this point I don't know what does.
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I just spent 20 minutes trying to log in to the wrong pixelfed instance and becoming increasingly frustrated and if that doesn't sum up my life to this point I don't know what does.
Fascists like Trump and Musk are a feature of US politics, not a bug. Trump promised to be a dictator from day one. People voted for him because he assuaged their fears and promised to fix all the problems. His solution is to punish those he deems unworthy. And people still voted for the fascist
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Fascists like Trump and Musk are a feature of US politics, not a bug. Trump promised to be a dictator from day one. People voted for him because he assuaged their fears and promised to fix all the problems. His solution is to punish those he deems unworthy. And people still voted for the fascist
I'm taking deep breaths. I'm hugging family tighter. I'm kissing my spouse more often. I'm reading more. I'm enjoying the things I love more. I'm enjoying my hobbies more. I'm meditating more. I'm taking better care of myself. These things won't change the world but they'll help me survive it.
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm taking deep breaths. I'm hugging family tighter. I'm kissing my spouse more often. I'm reading more. I'm enjoying the things I love more. I'm enjoying my hobbies more. I'm meditating more. I'm taking better care of myself. These things won't change the world but they'll help me survive it.
B-complex vitamin tablets smell like cooked spaghetti and that’s really comforting to me.
January 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
B-complex vitamin tablets smell like cooked spaghetti and that’s really comforting to me.
I don't keep up on current events regularly so I am a couple of days late to hear this but David Lynch passed away. He was a singular genius and his unique vision will be missed. I think I'll rewatch Mulholland Dr. again.
January 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't keep up on current events regularly so I am a couple of days late to hear this but David Lynch passed away. He was a singular genius and his unique vision will be missed. I think I'll rewatch Mulholland Dr. again.
Somehow I ended up with women displaying their hairy armpits on my Pinterest feed. I’m very happy with this. It makes my soul smile. #hairlove
December 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Somehow I ended up with women displaying their hairy armpits on my Pinterest feed. I’m very happy with this. It makes my soul smile. #hairlove
For someone who grew up in small-town America, thinking the USA was a country “made for you and me” and believing in the promise of democracy and the American Dream, being a part of the LGBTQIA+ community has been a wake up call.
December 26, 2024 at 12:31 PM
For someone who grew up in small-town America, thinking the USA was a country “made for you and me” and believing in the promise of democracy and the American Dream, being a part of the LGBTQIA+ community has been a wake up call.
I am waiting at Tire Discounter and the counter clerk called another store. He had the phone on speaker and the clerk answered “Victoria’s Secret, this is Victoria.” I couldn't help but laugh.
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I am waiting at Tire Discounter and the counter clerk called another store. He had the phone on speaker and the clerk answered “Victoria’s Secret, this is Victoria.” I couldn't help but laugh.
I want to be creative. I'm trying to be creative. I also want to sleep. #exhaustedCreator
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I want to be creative. I'm trying to be creative. I also want to sleep. #exhaustedCreator
I've made the decision that I don't want to live in this sick, obese body anymore. I don't want to ache endlessly every time I walk even a short distance. I don't want to get winded at the slightest activity. So I'm going to lose weight and get in shape. I'm going to finally care for my vessel.
December 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I've made the decision that I don't want to live in this sick, obese body anymore. I don't want to ache endlessly every time I walk even a short distance. I don't want to get winded at the slightest activity. So I'm going to lose weight and get in shape. I'm going to finally care for my vessel.
Everything hurts and I'm dying
December 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Everything hurts and I'm dying
It's hard to be thankful for much of anything this year. I am exhausted, angry, scared, and sad.
November 27, 2024 at 8:09 PM
It's hard to be thankful for much of anything this year. I am exhausted, angry, scared, and sad.
I might watch more Star Wars shows/movies if they didn’t make the voices of the droids the auditory equivalent of having your nerves slowly removed one by one with rusty tweezers and used to string the guitars for Cannibal Corpse while still attached to your body.
November 25, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I might watch more Star Wars shows/movies if they didn’t make the voices of the droids the auditory equivalent of having your nerves slowly removed one by one with rusty tweezers and used to string the guitars for Cannibal Corpse while still attached to your body.
My spouse made me a drink in my tumbler last night. I tried to open it to make one today and wasn’t sure it would open. I don’t know what kind of hulk strength they employed to put the lid on last night but it was intense.
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
My spouse made me a drink in my tumbler last night. I tried to open it to make one today and wasn’t sure it would open. I don’t know what kind of hulk strength they employed to put the lid on last night but it was intense.
Had a weird, scary and intense dream around 5 am. I was leaving an old job I no longer have. I went into the lot and my car had been totaled by an SUV. The driver of the other car then proceeded to blame me for the accident (my car was parked) and make it impossible to report the accident
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Had a weird, scary and intense dream around 5 am. I was leaving an old job I no longer have. I went into the lot and my car had been totaled by an SUV. The driver of the other car then proceeded to blame me for the accident (my car was parked) and make it impossible to report the accident