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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 1h

2-2 Archie
(Just doing my best to not win another lol)
#COYS

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 18h

It's a great day for hockey.
#LetsGoPens

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 1d

I love the Daily Mail saying that the fact the security chief is a woman, & not that the thieves are men, is the problem about the theft.
I happen to agree. If history has taught us anything, it's that non-DEI, aka white men, have never been responsible for anything abhorrent in the entirety of time

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 2d

So we need to nominate a comedian who tells mediocre recycled jokes? Because we'll need a 128 person pool at minimum to whittle it down.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 2d

Wild that Carlos got a big grid drop for the crash with Antonelli. Sure he wasn't alongside by the letter of the "front axle to front axle" law but he was making a pass and the Merc turned in knowing he was there.
As bad as Yuki not getting investigated for turning in on Bearman. #F1

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty dull race but congrats to Max. Great overtaking by Lando and I enjoyed Charlie making the most of his strategy. #USGP

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 3d

Incredible stuff from the England women. Never looked like a victory. #WCWC25

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 3d

Wow, if you just shoot the ball instead of trying 56 stepovers and drag backs, you can score. Someone needs to mention this to Tel and Kudus.
#COYS

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 3d

2-0 Djed to cap off an excellent fortnight for him. #COYS

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 3d

Geno and Sid with goals, EK and Tanger with assists and Jar gets the shutout.

These are the Penguins we've spent the last two years dreaming about. #LetsGoPens

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 3d

Fucking hell Max

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 4d

Why the fuck was he driving away? Stroll you're a twat. #F1

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 4d

Standard American stuff. Nobody doing anything, pootle round behind the safety car for a week

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 4d

Hahahaha. Fuck Lando.
Boo for PS3.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 4d

Reminder the sprint is about to start #F1

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 4d

Bah eck @nytimes.com, thy writer for t'connections needs to grasp that we all dinnae have a Bronx accent. Homophones that only work if we're doing an impression of Vinny Gambini are bad cluing.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 5d

I hope McLaren aren't even pretending it's not a Marlboro livery.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 5d

I thought it was easy, but this must be a record #NYTConnections

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 5d

My theory on the "why more advanced?" thing is our concept of linear time. We know that to make it to the stars we'd be vastly in the future, so they'd be more advanced. BUT if they came to us, to reach us today, they must come from the far future for the same reason. Thus advanced either way.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 6d

Youtube is down.
They all laughed when I filled up my drives with stuff rather than stream it.
Bwahaha.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 7d

"Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains"

It's an odd way to spell "Despite constant, flagrant law-breaking, there is profit to be made so we're gonna keep going".

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VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 8d

Erase Thatdaughter ?

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 8d

Youtube has changed it's player. Thanks, I hate it.

VB @vonblade.bsky.social · 9d

As a ghost writer, I think ghost writers should be paid the amount the "name" was paid, whilst they get paid our amount.

Obviously unhinged because imagine rewarding authors for their work and not names for their name.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 9d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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