VB
@vonblade.bsky.social
Origami Unicorn
Professional darkness fighter.
Professional darkness fighter.
Big Wordle day tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Big Wordle day tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
I do enjoy "your parcel has been shipped" notifications at 11pm on a Sunday night.
It's okay, you can be honest. "Someone, somewhere, has just printed a shipping label".
It's okay, you can be honest. "Someone, somewhere, has just printed a shipping label".
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I do enjoy "your parcel has been shipped" notifications at 11pm on a Sunday night.
It's okay, you can be honest. "Someone, somewhere, has just printed a shipping label".
It's okay, you can be honest. "Someone, somewhere, has just printed a shipping label".
Car so cheaty the FIA had to change the rules mid-season.
Team favouring you all year in every possible decision.
Only win the title because a driver wobbled and let you through at the absolute end of a race.
No, not 2008, 2025. History repeating.
#F1
Team favouring you all year in every possible decision.
Only win the title because a driver wobbled and let you through at the absolute end of a race.
No, not 2008, 2025. History repeating.
#F1
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Car so cheaty the FIA had to change the rules mid-season.
Team favouring you all year in every possible decision.
Only win the title because a driver wobbled and let you through at the absolute end of a race.
No, not 2008, 2025. History repeating.
#F1
Team favouring you all year in every possible decision.
Only win the title because a driver wobbled and let you through at the absolute end of a race.
No, not 2008, 2025. History repeating.
#F1
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Light the lamp, not the rat.
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Light the lamp, not the rat.
There is a price I'm willing to pay for each game, and until it becomes that price, I'm not paying it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is a price I'm willing to pay for each game, and until it becomes that price, I'm not paying it.
I understand why the BBC report certain things, they have to report everything, but it must be tempting to go "A totally corrupt organisation invent a trophy to give to a totally corrupt despot who's done more to spread hate than most, we're not covering it, fuck em".
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I understand why the BBC report certain things, they have to report everything, but it must be tempting to go "A totally corrupt organisation invent a trophy to give to a totally corrupt despot who's done more to spread hate than most, we're not covering it, fuck em".
Today on "meaningless drivel that makes you want to shoot middle-managers", this gem from Youtube.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today on "meaningless drivel that makes you want to shoot middle-managers", this gem from Youtube.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
I just read a "car, bus, plane, train : odd one out?" question.
Allegedly it's plane, because it flies.
But train is because others have rubber tyres.
Or Plane because the others score 5 in Scrabble.
Bus because the others have an A.
Car because the others are public transport.
Bad Q is bad.
Allegedly it's plane, because it flies.
But train is because others have rubber tyres.
Or Plane because the others score 5 in Scrabble.
Bus because the others have an A.
Car because the others are public transport.
Bad Q is bad.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I just read a "car, bus, plane, train : odd one out?" question.
Allegedly it's plane, because it flies.
But train is because others have rubber tyres.
Or Plane because the others score 5 in Scrabble.
Bus because the others have an A.
Car because the others are public transport.
Bad Q is bad.
Allegedly it's plane, because it flies.
But train is because others have rubber tyres.
Or Plane because the others score 5 in Scrabble.
Bus because the others have an A.
Car because the others are public transport.
Bad Q is bad.
I'm glad that the cricket is on overnight and broadcast via a channel I don't have.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'm glad that the cricket is on overnight and broadcast via a channel I don't have.
RIP Steve Cropper. The best guitarist Murph and the Magic Tones ever had.
#BluesBrothers
#BluesBrothers
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
RIP Steve Cropper. The best guitarist Murph and the Magic Tones ever had.
#BluesBrothers
#BluesBrothers
I understand things aren't free, but having just tried to buy two Pink Floyd t-shirts in their sale and found them asking £11.55 post and packing (from the UK to the UK) I didn't bother.
Unless David Gilmour is driving them from his house to mine (not far I admit), then that's too much.
Unless David Gilmour is driving them from his house to mine (not far I admit), then that's too much.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I understand things aren't free, but having just tried to buy two Pink Floyd t-shirts in their sale and found them asking £11.55 post and packing (from the UK to the UK) I didn't bother.
Unless David Gilmour is driving them from his house to mine (not far I admit), then that's too much.
Unless David Gilmour is driving them from his house to mine (not far I admit), then that's too much.
Today's unique sentence comes courtesy of @johnfinnemore.bsky.social.
"So now Hitler has been replaced by Roald Dahl, as the more acceptable face of anti-semitism."
One imagines it could only be properly expressed in voice form with the incredulity of Elliot Gould.
"So now Hitler has been replaced by Roald Dahl, as the more acceptable face of anti-semitism."
One imagines it could only be properly expressed in voice form with the incredulity of Elliot Gould.
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Today's unique sentence comes courtesy of @johnfinnemore.bsky.social.
"So now Hitler has been replaced by Roald Dahl, as the more acceptable face of anti-semitism."
One imagines it could only be properly expressed in voice form with the incredulity of Elliot Gould.
"So now Hitler has been replaced by Roald Dahl, as the more acceptable face of anti-semitism."
One imagines it could only be properly expressed in voice form with the incredulity of Elliot Gould.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh noes, Kimi slid wide helping Lando against Max.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh noes, Kimi slid wide helping Lando against Max.
Fantastic for Max, Oscar and Carlos.
Very odd to see Kimi suddenly slow.
Smooth operator.
Very odd to see Kimi suddenly slow.
Smooth operator.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fantastic for Max, Oscar and Carlos.
Very odd to see Kimi suddenly slow.
Smooth operator.
Very odd to see Kimi suddenly slow.
Smooth operator.
Absolute nonsense in #F2
Car totally off the racing line, right next to an escape road. Could've easily handled it under DWY.
For shame.
Car totally off the racing line, right next to an escape road. Could've easily handled it under DWY.
For shame.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Absolute nonsense in #F2
Car totally off the racing line, right next to an escape road. Could've easily handled it under DWY.
For shame.
Car totally off the racing line, right next to an escape road. Could've easily handled it under DWY.
For shame.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM