VB
@vonblade.bsky.social
Origami Unicorn
Professional darkness fighter.
Professional darkness fighter.
I know the world has moved on but I'm a creature of habit. Anyway, have a correct Wordle Streak of a year.
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I know the world has moved on but I'm a creature of habit. Anyway, have a correct Wordle Streak of a year.
Like the train companies tacit suggestion that I'm attempting to defraud them.
"We do check you know". Well duh. Shame you don't run your rail network with a similar fastidiousness.
"We do check you know". Well duh. Shame you don't run your rail network with a similar fastidiousness.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Like the train companies tacit suggestion that I'm attempting to defraud them.
"We do check you know". Well duh. Shame you don't run your rail network with a similar fastidiousness.
"We do check you know". Well duh. Shame you don't run your rail network with a similar fastidiousness.
Big Wordle day tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Big Wordle day tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
There is a price I'm willing to pay for each game, and until it becomes that price, I'm not paying it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is a price I'm willing to pay for each game, and until it becomes that price, I'm not paying it.
Today on "meaningless drivel that makes you want to shoot middle-managers", this gem from Youtube.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today on "meaningless drivel that makes you want to shoot middle-managers", this gem from Youtube.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
Crafting Digital Atmospheres.
Fuck off.
RIP Steve Cropper. The best guitarist Murph and the Magic Tones ever had.
#BluesBrothers
#BluesBrothers
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
RIP Steve Cropper. The best guitarist Murph and the Magic Tones ever had.
#BluesBrothers
#BluesBrothers
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh noes, Kimi slid wide helping Lando against Max.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh noes, Kimi slid wide helping Lando against Max.
Où est la plume de ma tante?
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Où est la plume de ma tante?
Just in case my fortune cookie story seemed impossible...
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just in case my fortune cookie story seemed impossible...
I love US drug adverts. This, apparently, _might_ reduce the risk of heart disease in diabetics. With just the minor side-effect that it also, might :
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I love US drug adverts. This, apparently, _might_ reduce the risk of heart disease in diabetics. With just the minor side-effect that it also, might :
Why yes it is my birthday, how on earth did you guess. #LetsGoPens
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why yes it is my birthday, how on earth did you guess. #LetsGoPens
The grandstands are going to fill up right.
Everyone is just taking in the sights.
Las Vegas is the most popular race on the calendar.
#F1 #LasVegasGP
Everyone is just taking in the sights.
Las Vegas is the most popular race on the calendar.
#F1 #LasVegasGP
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The grandstands are going to fill up right.
Everyone is just taking in the sights.
Las Vegas is the most popular race on the calendar.
#F1 #LasVegasGP
Everyone is just taking in the sights.
Las Vegas is the most popular race on the calendar.
#F1 #LasVegasGP
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Because I can only stop procrastinating and crack on when there is exactly 10% less than the amount of time left I thought I'd need to do the task.
Because I can only stop procrastinating and crack on when there is exactly 10% less than the amount of time left I thought I'd need to do the task.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Because I can only stop procrastinating and crack on when there is exactly 10% less than the amount of time left I thought I'd need to do the task.
Because I can only stop procrastinating and crack on when there is exactly 10% less than the amount of time left I thought I'd need to do the task.
It's that time of year where my inbox expands the fastest.
I'm also leaving this here to cheer up my good friend, because I know how much they love seeing such a full email folder.
I'm also leaving this here to cheer up my good friend, because I know how much they love seeing such a full email folder.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's that time of year where my inbox expands the fastest.
I'm also leaving this here to cheer up my good friend, because I know how much they love seeing such a full email folder.
I'm also leaving this here to cheer up my good friend, because I know how much they love seeing such a full email folder.
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
It's a great day for hockey.
#LetsGoPens
#LetsGoPens
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It's a great day for hockey.
#LetsGoPens
#LetsGoPens