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Professional darkness fighter.
I know the world has moved on but I'm a creature of habit. Anyway, have a correct Wordle Streak of a year.
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Like the train companies tacit suggestion that I'm attempting to defraud them.

"We do check you know". Well duh. Shame you don't run your rail network with a similar fastidiousness.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Big Wordle day tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
There is a price I'm willing to pay for each game, and until it becomes that price, I'm not paying it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Today on "meaningless drivel that makes you want to shoot middle-managers", this gem from Youtube.

Crafting Digital Atmospheres.

Fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
RIP Steve Cropper. The best guitarist Murph and the Magic Tones ever had.
#BluesBrothers
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If the final race is Max, Oscar, Lando, Norris wins by two points.
These two points.
#F1
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh noes, Kimi slid wide helping Lando against Max.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Où est la plume de ma tante?
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just in case my fortune cookie story seemed impossible...
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I love US drug adverts. This, apparently, _might_ reduce the risk of heart disease in diabetics. With just the minor side-effect that it also, might :
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Why yes it is my birthday, how on earth did you guess. #LetsGoPens
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The grandstands are going to fill up right.
Everyone is just taking in the sights.
Las Vegas is the most popular race on the calendar.
#F1 #LasVegasGP
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Via www.instagram.com/adhdinos/
Because I can only stop procrastinating and crack on when there is exactly 10% less than the amount of time left I thought I'd need to do the task.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's that time of year where my inbox expands the fastest.
I'm also leaving this here to cheer up my good friend, because I know how much they love seeing such a full email folder.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Apparently the algorithm thinks what I really need to see right now is back to back undersea related "teach a man to fish" parodies.
How are there even two of these, much less two back to back.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"He kissed me stretch marks!"
RIP Pauline Collins. I'll have chips and egg on a Tuesday in your honour.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the hugely unsafe position Carlos left his car in that necessitated a VSC #MexicoGP #F1
October 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm sure Oscar's car won't magically have an engine failure tomorrow, tipping the championship. #F1
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's a great day for hockey.
#LetsGoPens
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM