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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 10h

Especially because Randy abandoned his path to 3rd and got passed by Julio, so some Merkle type of boners could've happened

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 12h

Isn't GTA 6 about to come out? That's only 3 years

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 12h

Honestly I think the problem was that Tommy Kahnle’s pants weren’t tight enough. Tigers kinda let that one slide and it cost them

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 13h

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 14h

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 14h

So Robles could've watched the inning end from 3rd instead of 2nd

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 14h

The Yoffs

Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 23h

He had one way of knowing: listening to the catcher who was telling him the play is at first

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 1d

God saw the Eagles run the tush push 4 times in a row and then cursed all of Philly between the Kerkering error and the Eagles failing to score on 6 straight drives

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 1d

We...we beat the Eagles in primetime

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ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with red hair and white eyes

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 1d

New meme format

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 1d

2016 ALDS, Rougned Odor error

Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 1d

From the reddit thread of the walkoff

Comment from Reddit user Fake-Podcast-Ad: "I have cancer and this was tough to watch"

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 1d

At least call the false starts

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 1d

He got stabbed in the balls

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Sep 4

happy football season, quick reminder that sportsbooks win about 3% of your money on straight football bets, but almost 20% on parlays and same-game parlays.

which is why they have all the ads for those and not regular bets

(info via NJ Dept. of Gaming Enforcement monthly report, July 2025)

YTD win rates
football: 3.4%
basketball: 3.7%
baseball: 4.8%
other: 6.8%
parlay: 19.6%

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Degenerate Cowboys Fan @humantrash.bsky.social · 2d

Purdy haters like myself are having a great stretch

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d

Mac Jones (better than Purdy) leads the NFL in pass yards over his past three starts. He's fifth best in drop back success rate. This is Kyle Shanahan's Mona Lisa.

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

CTE from going through one too many tables?

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

The Jays won games 1 and 2 by hitting a shit ton of home runs and they lost game 3 by playing piss poor defense. The Yankees problem was that their pitching was atrocious the last 4 games

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

We're all hoping Cora stays there forever so they can continue to yoyo between last place and fringe WC team in the years they don't get caught cheating

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

"just" Mike Trout

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

A true affront to Stonewall. The Jays with no respect to American culture 😔

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

Bichette is 1-2 years away from being 39 year old Jeter

Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 2d

Stanton's on a milk carton rn

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